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I heard of rape rape but didnt know of the source.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Riley Reiff (Tackle) in the first and a WR in the second.
You dont need a secondary in the NFC North.DUH!
Firstly, "worse than the death penalty", my ass.
Hey! That list didn't have any Steelers on it, but there was some law breaking in Pittsburgh by the wide receiving crew!
Hey! That list didn't have any Steelers on it, but there was some law breaking in Pittsburgh by the wide receiving crew!
Allowing them to play without any true scholarship players and lose by 75 in every game for the next four years is arguably worse than forcing them to sit for one or two seasons.
I still laugh at people wanting to think 5-10 year death penalty was in play lol at plinko.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Black men look a lot better with a bald head than white men.
If they got the death penalty then they'd sit out two years and then have another four years of getting blown out.
And the B1G is going to not let them in the title game? What a punishment. How about kicking them out and forcing them into the Big Least?
It's ok, white men jump higher.
I don't like the "don't punish the innocent" argument but in the case of the teams who have PSU on their schedule, DP'ing PSU would have completely fucked them. At the very least they had to let them play this season.
We have a massive fanbase. That would never be in play. It's about the money. Even if we become a middling player in the conference we're still going to travel extremely well in our shitty bowl games
Alligatorjandro
Banned
No punishment is too severe for Penn State.
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
This is about as bad as it can get to the death penalty without actually getting the death penalty.
The vacating wins part is freaking hilarious, it's the greatest way to troll thatcult fanbase.
Bobby Won. JoePa lost.
The vacating wins part is freaking hilarious, it's the greatest way to troll that
Bobby Won. JoePa lost.
that guy from Grambling or whatever school it was doesn't count
Racist fuck.
I am going bald and I just continue to cut my hair shorter and shorter until the day when I just either go full Picard or just shave it all off.
I guarantee that anyone who gets a toupee or hair transplant has a really incredibly small penis.
When I was balding like a mofo and not taking any medication for it my wife used to get pissed over that because any of my friends who is losing his hair would take propecia. I would rather go bald then take prostate medication to keep my hair. One day one her friends (a really hot wife of an attorney who I later found out wears a wig) told her about this place we "had to check out". What we were told was that it is not the normal wigs and hair plugs.
So it some shitty office (actually it was beautiful) in Manhattan and my wife nags me into going. Thank God I went because it was so miserable and such a joke that my wife never brought it up again. One thing I will say is that they are really smart (and also dishonest) in how they sell this shit and it could probably appeal to someone really stupid or in denial about losing their hair. The first smart thing they do is they separate you from all the other customers. I forget the name of the place but they basically did high end wigs (some were really expensive) and hair transplants. We saw some of the wig guys (who were young) getting into the elevator and I felt really bad for those guys. I forget the name of their wig system, but they didn't call it wigs or toupees. From what I remember they buy the hair off of actual people and stick in in these weird cloth or plastic hats. After they made the official diagnosis that I was a balder and we told them I would never wear a wig they sent me to some retarded doctor for a transplant consultation. I can't believe this shit is legal because the guy tells you nothing about the procedure or the fact that you have to keep taking propecia and rogaine for the rest of your life (something I already did not want to do) to keep the rest of your hair. All he did was take out some chart and show me pictures of the results some of his patients had had. I had done some research before I went there and the guy was not happy with any of my questions. It was really skeevy though and I had to get the guy to explain the procedure to my wife (they basically cut off part of your scalp in the back of your head, then they take out the follicles and plug that shit where you don't have hair, leaving you with a nasty scar and hoping like hell the rest out of your hair around it doesn't fall out).
Unless you are an actor, have an incredibly tiny penis or are a world class douchebag I can't recommend a hair transplant to you. There are far better ways to waste your money. And if you have that kind of money you are better served just buying a nice car, which will probably get you more girls than a shitty wig or hair transplant.
Big Baybee
Member
I was raised to hate E Rob, but I respect the hell out of him.
keeping the black man down, you fucking racist!
Grover Cleveland
Member
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Racist
Seriously? I honestly dont know anymore you people have desensitized me to sarcasm.
If you are serious: WOW! Really?
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
What the fuck does this have to do with race? It's just FBS vs all time college football wins. Jesus christ.
If all you cared about were wins in college football then John Gagliardi is the all time leader. Not Bobby, Not Eddie Robinson.
If all you cared about were wins in college football then John Gagliardi is the all time leader. Not Bobby, Not Eddie Robinson.
Grambling is a historic black college and Eddie Robinson was black
BaltimoreLarry
Member
I can't believe how bad my fantasy draft was last year. I was reflecting on my first 5 picks (I picked 1 overall) I was all in on the Taco Bell Kool-Aid.
1. Jamaal Charles
2. Steven Jackson
3. Jahvid Best
4. Mike Williams (TB)
5. Josh Freeman
That's terrible. I still finished in third and almost won the league, due to taking Jordy Nelson, Steve Smith, Fred Jackson and Rob Gronkowski. In the second to last week, I was deciding between Mike Williams and CJ Spiller. I said to myself, like some kind of idiot, "Mike Williams got us here, I know he's sucked all season, but he's part of the team that got us here." What he do? 0 point. CJ Spiller had like 30. I lost by 10.
I was so in on Tampa Bay last year......
1. Jamaal Charles
2. Steven Jackson
3. Jahvid Best
4. Mike Williams (TB)
5. Josh Freeman
That's terrible. I still finished in third and almost won the league, due to taking Jordy Nelson, Steve Smith, Fred Jackson and Rob Gronkowski. In the second to last week, I was deciding between Mike Williams and CJ Spiller. I said to myself, like some kind of idiot, "Mike Williams got us here, I know he's sucked all season, but he's part of the team that got us here." What he do? 0 point. CJ Spiller had like 30. I lost by 10.
I was so in on Tampa Bay last year......
Yeah all the stuff is dumb. I do though feel sympathy for women who lose their hair at a young age. Wigs just don't look good, and I can't imagine the awkwardness they present in intimate situations
edit: I do have to say my all time fav Simpsons:
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
I know that. But you have to take an extremely narrow definition to say that Eddie Robinson was the all time wins leader. You have to argue that D1 doesn't mean more than D1-AA and that D3 doesn't matter at all. I'm not taking anything away from his accomplishments, I just don't buy it.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
I use my pubes as hair plugs. Everyone wins
2 years ago, a friend who wasn't even present for the draft won the league using the picks that were defaulted to him.
The girls don't mind seeing the scars on your balls?
Or do you just lie about how you got them fighting a Cowboys fan in a knife fight in the 90s?
If I base things off my dad I should be okay.
As a black man I still have the backup of just shaving my head and being done with it, which I usually do to save money anyways. But in the small chance that I do want to let my hair grow a bit just looks like I'll have a bit of the receding hairline to deal with is all. Not like Lebron but more like Vegeta from Dragonball Z.
As a black man I still have the backup of just shaving my head and being done with it, which I usually do to save money anyways. But in the small chance that I do want to let my hair grow a bit just looks like I'll have a bit of the receding hairline to deal with is all. Not like Lebron but more like Vegeta from Dragonball Z.
You think fecal freaks care about some nut scars?
Truthfully I do not have a lot of experience with them so I would not know.
Wait, you're black?
Actually, I don't know what I was expecting. I guess I always just saw you as a cat.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
If I go bald I'd cry
BaltimoreLarry
Member
I'm scared of going bald. I'm almost 30 and still crushing in the hair department. I have dreams where my hair or teeth fall out and it just feels creepy. I think I must be super vain.
BlackGhost
Banned
:jnc:
Edit: I hope I used that right.....
They only want one thing, your shit in their mouth. As long as FMT keeps delivering the pudding they don't care about the self mutilation.
cuevas. PhD.
Member
Everyone who gets DP'd gets completely fucked, you'd know this.
I thought FMT was all about the taking, not about the giving?
And an even bigger twist:
I'm not even a big fan of cats.
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I think he makes out with them during.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
I have full beautiful hair that grows faster than I can cut it. Suck it bros.
Yeah, the movies were trash, but my wife knows I have a hard on for Transformers so she wanted to be the one to see it with me. She feels betrayed or something. Ugh.
Every cat person's house that i've been to has the faint smell of rancid cat piss that I know the owner can't smell. This is despite said owner's being clean people themselves.
My wife asked me if we could get a cat and I said hell no. Don't want that furball stinking up the place.
Yeah, the movies were trash, but my wife knows I have a hard on for Transformers so she wanted to be the one to see it with me. She feels betrayed or something. Ugh.
Every cat person's house that i've been to has the faint smell of rancid cat piss that I know the owner can't smell. This is despite said owner's being clean people themselves.
My wife asked me if we could get a cat and I said hell no. Don't want that furball stinking up the place.
BlackGhost
Banned
I enjoyed watching the 3rd film also, and i completely hated the 2nd one. I fell asleep during the midnight showing
My favourite theatre experience is definitely when I went to see "Snakes on a plane" opening night. Sold out theatre and everyone was totally into it.
Laughing at the blatant product placements and cheesy lines and going insane when Samuel L. Jackson said his line.
Ma man!
Laughing at the blatant product placements and cheesy lines and going insane when Samuel L. Jackson said his line.
Ma man!
Futurevoid
Member
Not sure if this was posted but the Lions released Aaron Berry after second arrest:
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...se-aaron-berry-after-second-offseason-arrest/
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...se-aaron-berry-after-second-offseason-arrest/
The snake biting the tit of that chick in the airplane bathroom was the funniest single moment in film history. The theater went fucking BONKERS