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[ActStriker]

Link? I need to read that thread.

Edit: Is this it? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=481845&highlight=beer+commercial

I read around about halfway through the first page and couldn't go any farther. Holy Tebow

 

[BannedEpisode]

My favorites in the thread are the posts trying to reassure each other that friends dont actually go out and have fun and that its just a marketing ploy to sell beer.

 

[Fox318]

You People!

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Everybody knows the average GAFer is a 6'5" athlete who has a 10" penis and smangs so much pussy you wouldn't believe

...except they would never say "pussy" when referencing a woman's vagina. That so disrespectful man, I mean seriously what kind of misogynist are you

 

[BlueTsunami]

NFL GAF: Pats, Packers, Steelers fans and some other teams.

The working class of NFL GAF

 

[MechDX]

McClain_on_NFL Texans have reached an agreement with WR DeVier Posey. 20 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite

Thank gawd! Now he wont have to start selling off his Texans jerseys for tattoos!

 

[LJ11]

Link? I need to read that thread.

Edit: Is this it? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=481845&highlight=beer+commercial

Yeah, that's the one.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Everybody knows the average GAFer is a 6'5" athlete who has a 10" penis and smangs so much pussy you wouldn't believe

...except they would never say "pussy" when referencing a woman's vagina. That so disrespectful man, I mean seriously what kind of misogynist are you

We are all about the same tier as the most interesting man in the world.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54OEpYOvKmQ

you might just have a future here junior

 

[BannedEpisode]

We are all about the same tier as the most interesting man in the world.

Im only 6'4'' with an only moderately novelty sized penis.


=(

 

[Bowser]

Pro Football Weekly ‏@ProFootballWkly
RT @nyjets: #EA The Jets have traded for T Jeff Otah from the Carolina Panthers in exchange for an undisclosed conditional draft choice.

Adam Caplan ‏@caplannfl
Wow. #Jets announced they acquired ORT Jeff Otah from the #Panthers for an undisclosed conditional draft choice.

Welp, that's that.

 

[darkside31337]

Welp, that's that.

YES. NO MORE WAYNE HUNTER. BEST DAY EVER.

 

[Talon]

YES. NO MORE WAYNE HUNTER. BEST DAY EVER.

He'll be back in 4 weeks after Otah inevitably gets injured.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Jets suck

 

[Major_Lazer]

Jets suck

Slowly making ur way through the entire NFL?

 

[Bowser]

YES. NO MORE WAYNE HUNTER. BEST DAY EVER.

He's played in 29 of a possible 64 starts in his career.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Slowly making ur way through the entire NFL?

No

 

[Tamanon]

I thought Otah was pretty good still? Why would the Panthers move him?

I admittedly don't pay much attention to the Panthers so I could be wrong.

 

[darkside31337]

He's played in 29 of a possible 64 starts in his career.

Fine I'll settle for 8 less games of Wayne Hunter. Dude is the biggest black hole in the NFL, the fact he still has an NFL job let alone starting for the Jets is a freaking joke.

 

[Bowser]

I thought Otah was pretty good still? Why would the Panthers move him?

I admittedly don't pay much attention to the Panthers so I could be wrong.

As I said in my previous post, he's only made 29 of a possible 64 starts (12 of those 29 in his first season). He has played in 4 total games the past two seasons. Also, reports are that he was a lazy, lazy motherfucker, and Rivera despised him (he was always in Rivera's doghouse from the moment Rivera was hired).

James Dator ‏@James_Dator
Tip for anyone looking to be a member of the Carolina Panthers: Don't be lazy

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I thought Otah was pretty good still? Why would the Panthers move him?

I admittedly don't pay much attention to the Panthers so I could be wrong.

He gets hurt. A lot.

 

[Milchjon]

you might just have a future here junior

$10 he gets banned in Gaming.

Slowly making ur way through the entire NFL?

Nah, that's his catchphrase. And seriously, jets suck.

 

[Bowser]

BTW, I honestly would not be the least bit surprised if Otah fails his physical and the trade falls through.

 

[squicken]

Darin Gantt ‏@daringantt

If the Jets doctors have a cure for soft, they have a steal. A lot of folks in the Panthers organization wondered if Otah cared anymore.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

$10 he gets banned in Gaming.

He's not snesfreak.

He's much more likely to get banned by some feminist crusader mod because he called someone the Seaword in the OT.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

He's not snesfreak.

He's much more likely to get banned by some feminist crusader mod because he called someone the Seaword in the OT.

Misogynist.

 

[Fox318]

Welp, that's that.

YES. NO MORE WAYNE HUNTER. BEST DAY EVER.

 

[Major_Lazer]

Which other teams are using training camp/pre season to decide who their starting QB is this year? Cards are still 50/50 on Kolb or Skelton which sucks because they are both very very average.

 

[beast786]

So where can we find a starting CB?

 

[The Insane Dufresne]

Damn, I can't believe the Lions are actually trying to lower the team crime rate.

Which other teams are using training camp/pre season to decide who their starting QB is this year? Cards are still 50/50 on Kolb or Skelton which sucks because they are both very very average.

The Titans, I'm pretty sure they want Locker to take over this year. Hasselbeck isn't taking them very far.

 

[brentech]

Don't know if this has been posted, Madden 13 achievements/trophies:

Matt Flynn's Arcade
Score 6 touchdowns with your backup quarterback (no SuperSim, OTP or co-op).

And then one of the more F'd up achievements I've seen for a casual game:

Smart Mouth 25
Complete a successful pre-play adjustment using Kinect (no SuperSim, OTP or co-op).

Accessory requirements. Brilliant.

 

[squicken]

Damn there's a Minka Kelly sex tape out there? Now that would be nice to see

http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/23/minka-kelly-sex-tape/

 

[cashman]

He's not snesfreak.

He's much more likely to get banned by some feminist crusader mod because he called someone the Seaword in the OT.

I can't believe there was 1000+ post thread about Simon Pegg calling girls hot.

 

[darkside31337]

Which other teams are using training camp/pre season to decide who their starting QB is this year? Cards are still 50/50 on Kolb or Skelton which sucks because they are both very very average.

Dolphins between Matt Moore and David Garrard.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

So where can we find a starting CB?

Your secondary is shit anyway so...anywhere?

And then one of the more F'd up achievements I've seen for a casual game:

Accessory requirements. Brilliant.

Gotta use Kinect for something.

 

[beast786]

Your secondary is shit anyway so...anywhere?

Fair enough. But lucky for us we dont have to face the legend Matt flynn twice. Just once.

 

[The Insane Dufresne]

Gotta use Kinect for something.

Touchdown celebrations???

 

[WanderingWind]

No, really. Fuck Scott Norwood.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

So where can we find a starting CB?

Just wait till Majin-reeman splits into two.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

No, really. Fuck Scott Norwood.

an wild Bills fan appears

 

[Dutch Gronk]

No, really. Fuck Scott Norwood.

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh! The return of
Skippy Dippy!

 

[MechDX]

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh! The return of
Skippy Dippy!

He is not skippydippy

 

[Milchjon]

No, really. Fuck Scott Norwood.

What did you even get banned for

Edit: Minka Kelly? Hnnnnng....

 

[Fox318]

No, really. Fuck Scott Norwood.

I actually feel sad for him.


Its not like he was Folk and was shit the rest of the year.

Bills should have beat the giants and the quitter.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

He is not skippydippy

Damn.

Still happy to have him back.

 

[Kave_Man]

No, really. Fuck Scott Norwood.

yay you're back.

 

[Bowser]

Panthers got a conditional 7th round pick for Otah. Wow, Rivera must have really hated him.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I loved Wayne Hunter

 

[Godslay]

I loved Wayne Hunter

Me too...

 

[Talon]

That was some Kwame Harris-level shittiness.

My favorite sports-related YouTube video is still this 49ers fan just going HAM on Kwame Harris. It's about 6 minutes of Kwame Harris completely whiffing on blocks, getting blown up, and winding up on his ass in various situations.