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NFL Off-Season |OT3| Josh Freeman is fat and eats too much food. Fat. Fatty. Fatfat.
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yankeehater
Member
Sorry man. I keep expecting the Redskins to take a step forward, except for the year they had Mcnabb. I really think RGIII will be good for you guys. The NFC East is going to be nuts for years to come.
Preaching to choir, I've been waiting nearly 20 years for that step. RGIII better be the man if not I'll be moving to India and start watching cricket.
yankeehater
Member
well if it comes to that you can play this to get caught up on the teams: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Thjo09AYQ
This + Usain Bolt
The Niners offense sucked massive dicks though and their best weapons were Akers and that asshole Lee, who is ruining the game.
Sounds like Harbaugh did not do much there other than emasculate Alex and other head coaches.
He sounds like a much uglier version of Mike Tomlin. He is no genius either but a least he has movie star good looks. You can't say the same for either of the Harbaugh sisters, who are both ugly as shit!
DeaconKnowledge
Member
Eh. Show up at the right club on the right day and any of us could fuck Kate Upton too. She's clearly easy.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
She wants the Tebow, we are all not good enough.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Dutch Gronk
Banned
So I read there are "cliff diving" pics of Brady out there.
"Nice," I thought, "something else to show GAF what an elegant multi-talented hero with balls of steel he is!"
... Well...
Seriously, Tom, gimme something to work with!
EEEEXXXXTTRREEEEEEMMMEEEEEE!
TheLegendary
Member
Finley with a concussion the first day of camp? YOTTO!
That was actually one of the few things I didn't enjoy. All of the twists were pretty obvious.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Working on Saturday early sucks. I got caught up watching the procession of Countries in the Olympics and was up late.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Is anywhere streaming Olympic events?
Wes, this is your big opportunity to jump ship, brother. Lerner was the reason you rooted for the Browns, so none of us will bag on you if you squicken on over to the Chefs or Rams or Jags or any other crappy team.
If anyone wants something included in the preseason thread, you have 24 hours to speak up.
If anyone wants something included in the preseason thread, you have 24 hours to speak up.
Try nbcsports.com
I'll predict the Dolphins.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Browns fans are damaged,they can never move to other teams.
AngmarsKing701
Member
Once you're a Browns fan, you understand what living without hope means.
Edit: I pity them.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
LJ is out there, somewhere, drinking to yet another Mets season.
BlackGhost
Banned
meth is a hellava drug
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
you just worry about your boy kolb living up to your high expectations and let the 49ers do what they do!
not like it matters since the eagles have a dynasty now. you know, the team with a starting QB who plays like half the season and hasn't won a playoff game in like 8 years. the team that hasn't won a playoff game in 3 years. the team who has a high school football offensive line coach working as defensive coordinator. the team that will still run a wide 9 even though they have the worst LB's in football (i say football instead of NFL because i'm including college football, arena football league and canadian football league)
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Mmmmmmm
Jesus Christ, what a fat fuck.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
lets play the true/false game.
1. the 49ers offense outscored the steelers offense last year.
2. alex smith had a better QB rating than ben roofles last year.
3. 49ers had more rushing yards and more rushing TD's than the steelers
4. roofles had nearly 3 times as many turnovers as alex smith
go ahead and answer in your mind, i'll wait.
almost done?
the answer to all was True! what a twist! i don't expect a steelers fan to know anything more about the phrase "team offense" (as in, rushing and passing, not just passing) than i would roofles to understand what the phrase "no, i don't want to have sex with you please don't rape me" means
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I never believed it, but when I look at this picture I do believe that obesity is a disease.
Also, any gold medals for the Dutchies yet?
Major_Lazer
Member
People that post pics like that on Facebook can fuck off and die in a fire.
BlackGhost
Banned
Wasn't sure how to first feel about the sale and horribly timing, so first I cried tears of despair then tears of hope.
But now I'm ok :")
But now I'm ok :")
AngmarsKing701
Member
Also true, Steelers have more SB titles than Niners.
yankeehater
Member
DeaconKnowledge
Member
Can't wait to hear how Holmgren cries about this one.
Going to go out blaming someone
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
and even truer, the steelers have lost more superbowls than the 49ers. of course every superbowl loser has lost more than us because we are undefeated in superbowls
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
we already saw what happened when the 49ers and steelers played. your overrated defense was decimated by alex and our offensive line and roofles was relegated to whining like a bitch 6 months after the fact about us targeting his ankle. not only was your shitty offense absolutely dominated (3 points lulz) but we did it all without our best defensive player (pwill)
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
pretty sure we could've just played our defense against your offense for 60 minutes and outscored you. the steelers were physically intimidated by our defense. your bitch WR's stopped wanting to go over the middle and roofles started to feel like one of his many rape victims when our defensive line was manhandling him against his will
"find a happy place.... find a happy place..."
"find a happy place.... find a happy place..."
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Justin Smith is so awesome.