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NFL Off-Season Thread 5 - Everybody Do The Flop
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It was some 30 second Youtube clip of Justin Bieber at some event, don't remember. Still don't know how I got the tag or what it's in reference to.
You're secretly his #1 fan in the state of Washington?
Yeah. I have one like that too.
I like your thinking rando
Yeah definitely learn to cook some new shit in your time off.
I don't actually remember the last time I had 9 days off without a wife or kids so I was just throwing some shit out there that I think I would do with time off.
Since you are in a relationship then try to get as much as sex from your woman as possible until you go back to work.
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
I just got rid of my beard for the first time in years and immediately I regret it as each time I glance in the mirror I see some idiot staring back at me.
This sucks, shaving is for chumps.
This sucks, shaving is for chumps.
Do you look 12 again? If im not looking like a hobo with facial hair( which i get carded still at least 50% the time) goes up to at least 90% shaved.
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
I look younger but that's not the main problem, I'm so out of shape that with my triple chin my face looks like a skinny Fatford right now.
It was better when I looked like a homeless Al Qaeda member.
Ugh I am looking at my ISP for our new house.
This company is so shitty that I am going to end up missing Comcast. My cell phone and mifi will have better download speeds according to speedtest.
Man double fuck Verizon in the ass for stopping their FIOS coverage. My neighborhood was scheduled to get it until they stopped the whole expansion.
This company is so shitty that I am going to end up missing Comcast. My cell phone and mifi will have better download speeds according to speedtest.
Man double fuck Verizon in the ass for stopping their FIOS coverage. My neighborhood was scheduled to get it until they stopped the whole expansion.
Yup I'm never going back unless some job requires me to.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Nice.
I'm a visionary. I told you the Shirtless League is the best league.
Damn that's rough man. Wingback is hard work, making meters like there is no tomorrow if you have a lot of attacking responsibilities.
Hot chicks are only going to be attracted to shirtless dudes if said dudes are ripped and good looking. And most of those guys don't post in a sub forum of a videogame message board.
I would say your best bet in here is stealth bragging about wealth and how great you are. These things can't be confirmed on the internet anyways. Also post your fake hot gfs. The hot girls will just assume that they belong with you based on your pics. Also talk more about your fake charitable efforts and less about taking dumps in the office, DOTA, and the Patriots.
The_Darkest_Red
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Yup, but it's fun if you have the right coach who uses a proper tactic where he takes advantage of the upcoming backs and a Left (Attacking) Midfielder who's not selfish and likes to cut inside often.
I need a game I can play that doesn't require constant attention. Something I can play while working that I can pause at will and walk away from.
Was playing Diablo 3, but there's no point in playing right now until the new patch comes out. Would play Pokemon, but I'm going to wait for the new one to come out in November.
Oh, and it needs to be on PC.
Was playing Diablo 3, but there's no point in playing right now until the new patch comes out. Would play Pokemon, but I'm going to wait for the new one to come out in November.
Oh, and it needs to be on PC.
The Artful Dodger
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Netflix: The Game
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You like Soccer?
You don't think we're watching? Robots can read quite a lot in a day.
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200610290chi.htm
lol 41-0 at half
I would hope so. Otherwise you're running on a snesfreak like computer
lol 41-0 at half
I would hope so. Otherwise you're running on a snesfreak like computer
I don't really watch TV unless sports are on. Not as fun as games.
I don't really play sports games. Only one I played with anything approaching regularity was NCAA football, and that series is dead in the water at the moment.
Do you like turn-based strategy games my friend? I've been playing fallen enchantress and Endless Space these days. Both are relatively easy to get into if you have any experience with the genre. They are also pretty cheap and go on sale frequently. My favorite strategy game is the Europa Universalis series but that has a ridiculous learning curve and is also realtime with pause, so I don't know if it fits your bill.
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Oh alright. Cause that had 'Football Manager' written all over it and you don't have to play the actual matches like in FIFA or Madden or whatever.
Only one I've really played is Civilization. Are those on Steam? I'll check them out.
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
Started playing crusader kings 2 after getting it cheap ages ago and that's actually pretty cool.
Medieval strategy game that's about building up your dynasty and expanding your empire. Crazy shit happens in it constantly, I married off my depressed, lesbian daughter to the head of the Shia caliphate to form an alliance for later wars only to be informed that she killed herself six months later.
Or siring a genius heir, marrying him to a genius duchess so my descendants will all be incredible rulers. My master plan scuppered when my son contracts syphilis before giving me any grandchildren.
You can marry your cousins so gata will love it too.
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Lol damn.
:jnc
Both on Steam. CK2 recommendation is good too but keep in mind it is an order of magnitude more complex than something like Civ 5.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
While I understand the "baby's first strategy game" sentiments of Civ 5, you guys shouldn't make me post how many hours I've got in Paradox titles.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
This is not respectful
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
You should save up your pocket money and buy it so NFL-GAF can get some network games going.
This sorta thing makes me want to hug my utility company.
Buckethead
Banned
Madden looks like trash.
I don't care if one likes Civ 5 or Hearts of Iron III, I just think when giving strategy game recommendations it is imperative to talk about the learning curve and complexity. Similar for the simulation genre. I mean if someone says they like the old Tie Fighter and they get recommendations for X3, can you imagine the shock.
We really get fucked over so hard in the US on cell phones, cable and internet.
Wish there was some competition and choice.
I am tired of seeing speeds from 3rd world countries like Louisiana and Europe with 100+ mbit connections for like $30-40/month.
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I got Civ 4 installed for ages, since I read it's arguably the best in the series, but I never managed to try it out properly. Never played a single Civ game or anything alike but the whole concept always interested me. Every time I try to dedicate some time to it and to get to know it, I usually have to do something else and then just completely abandon it again.
Im gonna upgrade to gigabit possibly when I move early next year it will be about 100$/month. AlthougH I cant think of a suitable domestic use for gigabit speeds yet. 100 mbps has been sufficient.
manfestival
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Why? This is the worst recommendation ever. It's like telling him to stab himself with needles. I wouldn't recommend dota to anyone.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Hearts of Iron 3 is garbage though. I'm still upset that HoI 4 is just more of that instead of more of 2. Oh well, I'll just add more to my 500 hours of Darkest Hour!
You're right about mentioning complexity. It's important but I'm not sure if that makes Civ 5 too "easy". It's definitely the easiest to pick up. The Paradox games are second to things like Eve Online or some super involved flight sim in terms of accessibility. Hell, I still cheat nearly every time I play.
You sir, are no Johnny Five.