Coldnoodle
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NFL Off-Season Thread 5 - Everybody Do The Flop
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There are a lot of dangers that pop up for Rand and co. and usually they either bitch slap them down or some deus ex machina type shit saves them. The black ajah is one of many. Jordan makes them out to be incredibly dangerous and then Matt will flip his quarterstaff around and KO 2 of them by accident.
I like the way it ended though. Not sure if was worth reading all of those books because some of them were trash with absolutely nothing happening.
He looks like a Bible character.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
You must be high on mescaline again because that sounds more like a compliment than an insult.
I still hate Brent but he's better than Failco.
Cats aren't people and don't have rights here. Same with Pats fans, gatas, weeaboos, and noodles.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Pixies are a pretty neat band
It's because you can dunk.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Wow, you do have a redeeming quality
The_Darkest_Red
Member
If I find out you lied about your vertical my entire worldview will be crushed.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
My penis gets me into trouble sometimes on Tinder. I swipe right without looking at all the crucial details like how they are a single mom.
That probably sounds like chan's idea of fun but I'm not ready to jump into dat life right yet.
That probably sounds like chan's idea of fun but I'm not ready to jump into dat life right yet.
WesternHeretic
Member
Ftfy
And fuck the NFL for trying to plot against the hawks. Don't matter we will just get more turnovers to make up for the yards lost to damn flags!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg2zT6eXqTc&feature=youtu.be
Jewelry ain't hype bruh
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
I'm all about the jersey not the player.
If Rodgers went to play for a division rival he could take a long walk off a short pier.
If Rodgers went to play for a division rival he could take a long walk off a short pier.
Dude no reason to be swiping left.
As an old the idea of using an app to get sex makes me jealous.
The fact that this combination of sex and technology without the relationship or any real connection will probably have long term consequences to all parties that they don't realize will have to be my evil old man consolation.
I doubt a single mom would be looking for an actual relationship on Tinder.
We all know why people use that app brehs.
How did olds find sex back in the day?
Did you guys throw a cup connected to a wire through your neighbor friends window? Or did you just stalk them like Gata?
We all know why people use that app brehs.
How did olds find sex back in the day?
Did you guys throw a cup connected to a wire through your neighbor friends window? Or did you just stalk them like Gata?
BlackGhost
Banned
Belly rubs.
You're never going to meet the kid
Why? It's taking half the fun out of it. Do kids even go to bars to hook up anymore or is it all automated? May as well just stick your dick into those Japanese garlic skinners for all the excitement involved.
go to a bar, get drunk, go home with someone and then either a. sneak out while they are showering for work or b. leave cab fare on the counter and a note that says "do not wake me up, I am sleeping" taped on the pillow next to my head.
the morning after stories are always more entertaining than "yo, got my dick wet, it was cool"
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
:jnc
You guys are going to get stabbed with a pair of scissors one day by an emotionally damaged chick.
Single moms are always looking for a LTR.
Literally every profile worth looking at has "not looking for a hookup" built into it. Looks like I missed the feeding frenzy.
Granted I'm mostly looking at white chicks....not sure what other ethnicities do.
As an 16 year old kid I would have been happy to have had the sex without having to leverage my looks, personality or intelligence to get a girl to sleep with me.
Even you have to admit that while this shit is not as good as meeting a girl at a club or bar it has to beat self gratification.
We had very different experiences as 16 year olds apparently. Sorry brah. Probably why you settled for a ball breaker.
You had to go to a party or a place where girls of the opposite sex were gathering.
First you went after the attractive ones. Depending on intoxication and desperation levels your standards could drop a considerable amount in a short period of time.
Ez is 100% right that it was a lot of fun and those memories probably last longer than swipe right.
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
Goddammit why did I waste my time posting in a gaming side thread. I am a moron.
I had those experiences. The iPhone was barely a year old when I started going to bars. I think you're over romanticizing it.
WesternHeretic
Member
Yes, yes you are.
WesternHeretic
Member
Download some apps, and games then you old fart.
And who the fuck keeps posting these random ass images.
PLEASE STOP!
He's gone full nerd.
BlackGhost
Banned
:jnc
Sweeney Tom
Banned
This is going to come in very handy for me
WesternHeretic
Member
No kidding. I live in Seattle. That thingy is going in Seattle right? I see enough little nerdy/hipster kids on a daily basis. I don't need it to invade my NFL THREAD TOO DAMMIT!
Avon Barksdale
Member
Jon Gruden was at WWE Battleground last night.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Who dat woman thoJon Gruden was at WWE Battleground last night.
Swann was bound for North Carolina State University, but was ruled academically ineligible. Rather than enrolling at NC State as a Proposition 48 student, Swann instead opted to attend Wake Technical Community College.[3] In 1990, he left Wake Technical to join the semi-pro Bay State Titans in Lynn, Massachusetts with a $5 an hour salary.[4][5]
This about Eric Swann
This about Eric Swann
Avon Barksdale
Member
I tried to get a photo of her while she was standing but I was too slow.
WesternHeretic
Member
:lol
I was a shy nerd as a teenager. Thank God for sports and the lesser intelligence of women. If it were not for those 2 things I probably would have ended up just like cajun, except angry and bitter.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Speaking of going full nerd, I had a pretty fantastic weekend. One of my good friends from college is getting married in a few weeks so myself and five other guys surprised him by getting a cabin in the middle of the woods and taking him there for three nights. Basically all we did is nerd out to the extreme; tons and tons of board games plus some video games, as well as a bunch of wonderful grilled food.
The board/card games we played (curious if any of you guys have played any of these): Sentinels of the Multiverse, Cards Against Humanity, Diplomacy, Strain, Baldurdash, Eclipse, Shadows Over Camelot, and Eye to Eye. My favorite was probably Eclipse, it's basically a 4X game in board game form that took us about 5 hours to play. Check this nerdiness out:
So good.
As far as games we played FIFA, Towerfall (amazing couch co-op game), Smash Bros., and Mario Kart. It was wonderful.
The board/card games we played (curious if any of you guys have played any of these): Sentinels of the Multiverse, Cards Against Humanity, Diplomacy, Strain, Baldurdash, Eclipse, Shadows Over Camelot, and Eye to Eye. My favorite was probably Eclipse, it's basically a 4X game in board game form that took us about 5 hours to play. Check this nerdiness out:
So good.
As far as games we played FIFA, Towerfall (amazing couch co-op game), Smash Bros., and Mario Kart. It was wonderful.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Eclipse is awesome. Takes a long time to play though alongside setup.
Speaking of going full nerd, I had a pretty fantastic weekend. One of my good friends from college is getting married in a few weeks so myself and five other guys surprised him by getting a cabin in the middle of the woods and taking him there for three nights. Basically all we did is nerd out to the extreme; tons and tons of board games plus some video games, as well as a bunch of wonderful grilled food.
The board/card games we played (curious if any of you guys have played any of these): Sentinels of the Multiverse, Cards Against Humanity, Diplomacy, Strain, Baldurdash, Eclipse, Shadows Over Camelot, and Eye to Eye. My favorite was probably Eclipse, it's basically a 4X game in board game form that took us about 5 hours to play. Check this nerdiness out:
So good.
As far as games we played FIFA, Towerfall (amazing couch co-op game), Smash Bros., and Mario Kart. It was wonderful.
That's a terrible bachelor party. At least get a hooker to share.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Tony Dungy said he wouldn't have taken Michael Sam because "things will happen" and "distraction" and blah blah blah
Reminder he begged teams to sign Vick post-release from prison. Not a distraction in his opinion.
Reminder he begged teams to sign Vick post-release from prison. Not a distraction in his opinion.
Speaking of going full nerd, I had a pretty fantastic weekend. One of my good friends from college is getting married in a few weeks so myself and five other guys surprised him by getting a cabin in the middle of the woods and taking him there for three nights. Basically all we did is nerd out to the extreme; tons and tons of board games plus some video games, as well as a bunch of wonderful grilled food.
The board/card games we played (curious if any of you guys have played any of these): Sentinels of the Multiverse, Cards Against Humanity, Diplomacy, Strain, Baldurdash, Eclipse, Shadows Over Camelot, and Eye to Eye. My favorite was probably Eclipse, it's basically a 4X game in board game form that took us about 5 hours to play. Check this nerdiness out:
So good.
As far as games we played FIFA, Towerfall (amazing couch co-op game), Smash Bros., and Mario Kart. It was wonderful.
Now taking that to the next level of nerddom would be if you'd all huddled around a monitor to watch people play those games.
Himynameischris
Member
What if gata shows up for the hooker? Better safe than sorry.