It's literally like lambs to the slaughter. It's pretty fucked up.
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NFL Off-Season Thread 5 - Everybody Do The Flop
- Thread starter Greg
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She's killing endangered animals for sport. She's a terrible human.
Should lock her in a cage with FMT when he is in a mood
yankeehater
Member
Please Jabee dont post that crap in here.
That is pretty fucked up.
I was just not sure that Lions are endangered and like I said I wouldn't want those beasts in my neighborhood. But despite knowing all the lyrics to the song I never claimed to be an expert in Africa or their indigenous wild game!
manfestival
Member
So I was talking to this girl and we were listening to some music next to my ride(we were standing next to my ride with my door open). I know her from my dance classes and etc but its only really like the second time I talked to her. Anyways, when I said by she came up and hugged me and then took some deep breaths like she was smelling me. I went to let go and she was still holding so I went back in for the hug til she let go. I gotta say, it felt really awkward. I totally had a boner afterwards.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
When is there not?
The Artful Dodger
Member
wut?
Why wouldn't a heterosexual dude have a boner when a girl is smelling your pheromones? If you like this girl I think that's a signal to pursue her until she gets a restraining order.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Did she have sweet titties
Does she have acceptably wide hips suitable for birthing children
The Detroit Lions are the least dangerous cat species known to man. Known mostly for injuring themselves.
The African lion will eat your whole family and fart on your bones.
No comparison!
There is so much I want to deconstruct and attack point to point but I dont even know where to start
Dutch Gronk
Banned
:JNC
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Do she got a booty
The_Darkest_Red
Member
In this particular post Dutch is siding with rando by saying jnc, or "just need clarification."
I always feel bad for laughing at the videos in these type of threads
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=848453&page=2
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=848453&page=2
manfestival
Member
I do not love so easy!
Yes
Yes
pls no jnc
Dutch Gronk
Banned
You know what fucking sucks ?
I was making a curry and bought some coconut milk this afternoon, so I opened that shit up and threw it through my curry. And what came out was some waterish bullshit.
It was 3 months past its expiration date.
Curry ruined.
I will now starve to death.
I was making a curry and bought some coconut milk this afternoon, so I opened that shit up and threw it through my curry. And what came out was some waterish bullshit.
It was 3 months past its expiration date.
Curry ruined.
I will now starve to death.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
I'm bored with games right now, I think I might start Valkyrie Profile on PSP. Any of you bros ever played it?
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
do you need me to paypal you $100 american?
p.s.
in that "im zach" thread, the video with the fat old guy of whos coming for christmas was pretty good
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Do I need to send nudes in return?
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
yeah but start with the jim harbaugh walmart clothing set and then work your way down from there
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I usually send nudes for free, this is fantastic.
But, I don't need your money right now. You're a saint and a true friend though and I would love to play you in the Super Bowl. May you win all the MK8 races.
WesternHeretic
Member
Yo get a room JESUS...
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Seahawks fan gets jealous because he doesn't get nudes.
Even after a Super Bowl win you guys are still living in the 9'ers their shadow.
:lol
How old is that kid who got a boner and is confused by a girl coming on to him?
You know what is more confusing than being a 13 year old virgin when a girl comes on to you? Being a married man with kids in his 30s when a girl comes on to you! Neither the olds nor the virgins know exactly how to respond (unless you are a dirty old like Belicheat than you respond by banging the mom while the kid cries in the next room).
Dutch Gronk
Banned
A girl hit on you?
Was it like in True Detective?
Also, I know kids these days bang before they turn 10, but a 13 year old virgin used to be pretty normal.
Unfortunately girls hit on me all the damn time. Chris Rock was right. I get way more attention now that I am married and with kids than I did when I was single. It doesn't help that I am tall (sorry Greg girls like that), decent looking (sorry Gata), and have a good personality (sorry again Gata). I think it might be time that I start wearing my wedding ring.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Post a picture of yourself so we can judge! Also post pics of the girls.
I will leave the posting pic game to you and FMT!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
We don't post them. We send them on Snapchat to each other.
Seriously bro, if you want to do dirty stuff with 20 year-old girls on the side you must download snapchat. It doesn't save the pictures, so you can't get caught!
When did move to Florida (where she would be a solid 6)?
This is one of them
:lol
Part of every guy wants to do dirty stuff with 20 year old girls.
But I am married and don't want to cheat. And even if I did that young pussy is not worth the child support and alimony that will follow. I don't want to be poor, alone and sleeping on a piss stained mattress at night like Gata!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Alligatorjandro
Banned
lol the only women that hit on bionic are the old ones in the waiting area of the salon where he holds his wife's purse
Thought that was going to link to the 24 dicks sucked for a drink thread.
Is that how the hooker sharing plan would work?
Depends how you define old. When you are in your 30s then early 40s doesn't seem that old anymore.
I mean you should be more understanding considering your situation. Its like you and you cousin. Is it incest? Well it just depends on how you define it.