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NFL Off-Season Thread 5 - Everybody Do The Flop
- Thread starter Greg
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How dare you.
Lots of football on tomorrow!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Had chik fil a at the mall today
Seen some sweet titties too
Seen some sweet titties too
I know right? July 1st >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> July 4th.
Blue Bombers making a game out this CFL contest!
Grover Cleveland
Member
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Nothing wrong with looking bruv
I was at Charlotte-Douglass. NY was having thunderstorms and considering the hurricane that just hit NC's coast, it isn't too big a surprise that the flights got cancelled. Just hoping tomorrow won't be an issue as well.
How dare you! My house will be a Jordan and Brady free zone!
And remember that one stupid fan in The Waterboy who was always excited and still wrong about everything? Isn't that KAS? And can someone post a pic of him?
I give airports one thing, they have the freshest beer.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
One thing i know is, fuck Atlanta's airport
I go there mostly for the news on the games I'm interested in.
But you are right, most of it is full of bullshit.
They serve fried gata in New Orleans.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Fuck New Orleans
You can drink without driving, you know.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
yes there will be a league. as for what teams will be available we'll just have to see who is interested in playing. you'll know when the thread is up!
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
Gata growing up into Ronnie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBnNdN7dfAE
He's the best tackler I've seen since Joe Montana!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBnNdN7dfAE
He's the best tackler I've seen since Joe Montana!
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
**ATTENTION NFL-AGE**
5 MINUTES UNTIL MARIO KART! Don't make me and sanjuro play alone with each other!
5 MINUTES UNTIL MARIO KART! Don't make me and sanjuro play alone with each other!
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
Oh and seeing as midnight is long gone I should share in the 4th of July commiserations with you all. It was 238 years ago that the British decided Florida was a total shithole beyond redemption and left you poor saps to deal with it.
Bad luck chaps.
Bad luck chaps.
Drinking beer in airports is a bit of an iffy proposition since I don't wanna be the guy that has to get up in such a cramped space to go use the bathroom three times during the flight.
I don't give a fuckkkkkkk
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
welp 5 minutes past 7 and no one is around. looks like mario kart is a bust for tonight! looks like its back to my planned thursday night of practicing mundane guitar scales. sometimes i think the practice is worthless because you get in a mode of playing them a certain way and since all my friends are losers who don't play music how can i ever get better or more creative? how?
Wouldn't put it past you.
Fellas when I said "4th of July is overrated" I wasn't talking about the significance and meaning of the holiday itself I was talking about the partying aspect of 4th of July. Born and raised in Los Angeles I'm as American as Hawaiian Pizza.
Plus I've almost died twice on 4th of July. First time was when I was 16 and I had a bunch of friends over at my house somewhere in the 626 (we would often hang out at my place and my mom just kept an eye on all of us stupid teens). I was new too drinking and I took about 7 tequilla shots so fast it hit me HARD. I ended up throwing up all over myself in the bathroom so I decided to take a shower since I had so many friends over. Problem is I laid down in the shower and passed out. I was blacked out and the water could've easily gone down my throat. I guess about 20 minutes into me passing out a girl that was at my place opened up the bathroom door to make sure I was OK. I was, but in that 20 minute span I could've easily been dead. I woke up about an hour and a half later when the water eventually became cold.
Second time I almost died was at 20 years old. I was at some random dudes party and he thought I was hitting on his girlfriend (I wasn't). Dude had Napolean complex or something and next thing I know he goes upstairs and pulls out a rifle ordering me too leave. Of course I left, and I doubt he was going too use it anyways, but that one was particulary lolworthy because dude was so insecure about something.
Plus I've almost died twice on 4th of July. First time was when I was 16 and I had a bunch of friends over at my house somewhere in the 626 (we would often hang out at my place and my mom just kept an eye on all of us stupid teens). I was new too drinking and I took about 7 tequilla shots so fast it hit me HARD. I ended up throwing up all over myself in the bathroom so I decided to take a shower since I had so many friends over. Problem is I laid down in the shower and passed out. I was blacked out and the water could've easily gone down my throat. I guess about 20 minutes into me passing out a girl that was at my place opened up the bathroom door to make sure I was OK. I was, but in that 20 minute span I could've easily been dead. I woke up about an hour and a half later when the water eventually became cold.
Second time I almost died was at 20 years old. I was at some random dudes party and he thought I was hitting on his girlfriend (I wasn't). Dude had Napolean complex or something and next thing I know he goes upstairs and pulls out a rifle ordering me too leave. Of course I left, and I doubt he was going too use it anyways, but that one was particulary lolworthy because dude was so insecure about something.
You paid for your tickets. I don't see why going to the bathroom is an issue. Piss all you want.
Either way, I usually pass out. Planes are like sleep aids for me. Only time I wake up is when I can order more drinks.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
he's probably one of those guys that sits on the same side of his girlfriend at a restaraunt and has his arm around her the whole time. i see that shit all the time. first off why wouldn't you sit ACROSS from someone? makes it easier to talk to them. secondly when do you have your arm around him/her while you're sitting down and eating? relax guy no one is going to give her the D in that situation you can just enjoy your meal
I also caught this at a local McDonalds that just opened. Pure nightmare fuel.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119465831&postcount=316
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119465831&postcount=316
And there insecurities end up backfiring most of the time because the girl will eventually leave because she's sick of being controlled all the goddamned time.
That's when she'll get the D and I'm not talking about the Tigers baseball cap if you get what I'm saying.
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
You never will, best to sell your guitar and buy FIFA so you can play with me and Bread.
Hold on loosely but don't let go, if you cling too tightly your gonna lose control. Corny song of course, but pretty much the rule when dating.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Man I have some bad gas
Buckethead
Banned
I miss Kobiyashi.
I'm sad he's not doing it anymore.
I'm sad he's not doing it anymore.
He couldn't even hang with MLE. Basically a Mike Tyson for the competitive eating world.
Yeah they should make a sequel
Grover Cleveland
Member
lol @ Josh Freeman starting somewhere.
Maybe not Josh, but I could see Stafford there.
If you are a real artist and don't care about living to 60 then the answer is obviously heroin.
He is the best in the world at what he does.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Fat people aren't good at hotdog eating contests.
Who posted the video of the girl eating two of those 72 oz. steaks? Not fat. Incredible bowel movements. fmt's dream.
They're opening a new one about a mile from my house. I might get to look at that everyday!
They're opening a new one about a mile from my house. I might get to look at that everyday!