Himynameischris
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I wonder how our NFL-Gaf football team would do against an international team.
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NFL Off-Season Thread 5 - Everybody Do The Flop
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yankeehater
Member
Giants could have gone 0-16 every other year of the decade and still been ahead of the Eagles. How well built is a team if they can't win a SB. Such a stupid list.
BELIEVE
We would lose
Hey using Duce22 metrics you have at least 1 psuedo Super Bowl win
Himynameischris
Member
Gata would probably give them our playbook.
Who would play the skill positions?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You guys are too out of shape to even compete.
We could probably beat the anime thread team.
And dragon film our practices for them.
Proof that unlike a fine wine, your opinion does not get any better with age.
Pretzel is no friend of mine
Himynameischris
Member
We'll send Gata on a corner blitz and have him take out the QB's knee.
It's a win-win, they lose their QB and Gata gets kick out.
Grover Cleveland
Member
iHOP pancakes going a stack for less than a dollar tomorrow
iHOP is overrated out the ass (don't get me wrong, they're good, but not anything special for the amount of hype they get), but pancakes is pancakes and you can't beat a stack for 56 cents.
Pre-emptive RIPS to GRX, Matthew Stafford
iHOP is overrated out the ass (don't get me wrong, they're good, but not anything special for the amount of hype they get), but pancakes is pancakes and you can't beat a stack for 56 cents.
Pre-emptive RIPS to GRX, Matthew Stafford
we can't even field a whole team
just to be clear, you did edit this to add the "un" right? Just want to make sure I'm not going insane
BlackGhost
Banned
Pats fans are the worst.
Check out the food police
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Coaching staff would be the Madden-GAF regulars obviously.
Yes, I read it wrong. I thought it said "Buy A Dozen, Get a Dozen."
4,800 calories. Boom!
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
We should use this larger version going forward for all Freeman shenanigans:
We should use this larger version going forward for all Freeman shenanigans:
We need a Stafford image too.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
The_Darkest_Red
Member
So chiseled.Something like this?
Out of pizza dough.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Something like this?
This is what I've been waiting for.
Gentlemen (and Gata), I give you....
Our new Freeman.
No need to retire Freeman, though. They can coexist in food threads in harmony.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Ninja Scooter
Member
The Freeman pic is perfect because of the face. It looks the face a man would make when he's about ready to kill someone for a chalupa.
I'm taking a shit, otherwise I'd defend myself.
BlackGhost
Banned
The Taco Bell pic is hilarious cause it looks like Stafford is trying so hard to suck in his gut and flex.
We brought them freedom and football. They should be eternally grateful and supply me with drums of oil.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
WesternHeretic
Member
I haven't either, but damn that's some artwork there.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Lol reading through that thread again... Who the hell was Clark W Griswold?! Had to be an alt, right? He was a Bucs fan so obviously a certain someone comes to mind
Ninja Scooter
Member
We doing shots of butter now?
French butter, because Americans dont have enough fat content
Then JFF snorts some coke off his belly?