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[Buckethead]

Thank God someone's beating those fucking Brazillians.

First Silva breaks his leg, then Machida loses, now Brazil is getting their ass kicked.

Love it.

 

[Bread]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

amazing

 

[brentech]

ROFL. Keep scoring!


Brazil, just let each of your players perform Seppuku

 

[mastershake]

getting embarrassed like this, at home, in a tourney that only happens once every 4 years?

SHOW SOME FUCKING PRIDE BRAZIL

this was funny for 5 minutes... now it's just disgusting

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW IS THIS A DREAM

 

[cdyhybrid]

I didn't know it was possible to score 5 goals in soccer.

 

[Konka]

Hide your kids hide your wife. Gonna be riots tonight.

 

[Eleuin]

rip german fans in brazil

 

[brentech]

Remember that gif of Howard and all his saves. This will be the exact opposite.

 

[Mindlog]

This is the shit that makes your soul burn slow.

 

[Patriots7]

Someone hold me.

I don't even like Brazil but I'm crying along with them. Nobody deserves this.

And Mueller diving when they're up 5-0 is beyond disgusting.

 

[Bread]

sanjuro i'm sorry for your brazilian cousins in framingham, tell them to stay off the streets.

 

[JABEE]

Defense

 

[eznark]

no one answered earlier

who are the 4 people doing commentary between matches on the Twitch stream? they talk shit on line-ups and the way teams play like they know better, so why aren't they playing?

it's hard for me to relate because it's not like an actual sport where you are too old to play, so I need a football analogy or something

Well it's a lot easier to talk about it when you aren't invested than it is to play the game. Also, drafting takes no dexterity, so a guy like Draskyl (bald dude) who is 75 years old and a fucking expert on the game can discuss it but lacks the ability to play. It's no different than any other commentator. It's a lot easier to have knowledge than it is to have skill. Anyone can do it.

The chick, Sheever, used to be awful and incredibly dumb but she's gotten pretty legit in her analysis.

 

[Goro Majima]

Germany about to get tried for crimes against humanity again.

 

[squicken]

@RobsonDan: This is the World Cup's red wedding.

Pretty much

 

[cdyhybrid]

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 18s

As of 5-0, #GER is now the all-time top scoring in #WorldCup history with 221 goals. It trailed #BRA by 4 entering the match. #BRAvsGER

 

[Greg]

I'm not watching over on twitch, but it's often people that used to play Dota 1 competitively, or just people that have taken the time to learn the game and have broadcast voices.
They are usually known to the players and have spent time playing with them in more casual settings.

That's not to say that they always know what is best, since teams can often create tactics that are new or just not often seen.

But believe it or not, you CAN be too old to compete and move into broadcasting. Not all were necessarily DOTA players, but played other games when they were younger.

Well it's a lot easier to talk about it when you aren't invested than it is to play the game. Also, drafting takes no dexterity, so a guy like Draskyl (bald dude) who is 75 years old and a fucking expert on the game can discuss it but lacks the ability to play. It's no different than any other commentator. It's a lot easier to have knowledge than it is to have skill. Anyone can do it.

The chick, Sheever, used to be awful and incredibly dumb but she's gotten pretty legit in her analysis.

thanks for the replies

do any teams have coaches then? Draskyl could be some team's Popovich

 

[BlackGhost]

Damn, those Brazil fans.....

 

[eznark]

thanks for the replies

do any teams have coaches then? Draskyl could be some team's Popovich

Yeah I think most teams have coaches.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Neymar didn't die for this.

 

[Bread]

so which brazilian player gets murdered after this?

i'd say david luiz but he's deaf dumb and blind so they might take mercy on him

 

[manfestival]

Poor black, he deserved better.

I dont understand why people think sheever is so hot. She looks absolutely average. Even in her best pictures.

 

[squicken]

Poor kid. We all this feel from sports

 

[cdyhybrid]

I dont understand why people think sheever is so hot. She looks absolutely average. Even in her best pictures.

It's because she's typically seen surrounded with neckbeards. She looks better just because everyone else is so ugly.

 

[Himynameischris]

I've been feeling this for about 14 years now, it even started with an ass kicking at the hand of gatas jags.

 

[Greg]

Yeah I think most teams have coaches.

that's pretty awesome

I guess I always grouped together knowledge of the game and actually being good... never looked at it from the perspective of there just being purely skilled players who learn the game

 

[eznark]

I dont understand why people think sheever is so hot. She looks absolutely average. Even in her best pictures.

No one thinks she is hot, she's just the only chick in dota.

 

[brentech]

Poor kid. We all this feel from sports

Is he dry heaving into the cup?

 

[cdyhybrid]

demon pls

 

[squicken]

Random image I had to post

 

[BigAT]

She seems upset.

 

[mastershake]

thanks for the replies

do any teams have coaches then? Draskyl could be some team's Popovich

Teams with official coaches I can remember...

Cloud 9: Clairvoyance
EG: Fear
fnatic: Xcalibur (not really a coach ERA gettin dat boot)
Navi: Goblak
DK: 71
VG: 357

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Poor kid. We all this feel from sports

We've all been there.

 

[squicken]

I couldn't finish either of the first 2 Expendables movies. 3rd times a charm?

 

[Bread]

We've all been there.

it's been nearly 6 and a half years since my soul was ripped out of my body

being numb is nice though, maybe it was for the best.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

I couldn't finish either of the first 2 Expendables movies. 3rd times a charm?

Doubt it. Expendables is Stallone trying to get his buddies a paycheck.

 

[Milchjon]

Random image I had to post

It's real to me, dammit!

 

[Greg]

Random image I had to post

:jnc

 

[Mindlog]

That's not bad.

 

[squicken]

hallo herrlich

Doubt it. Expendables is Stallone trying to get his buddies a paycheck.

late-era Stallone at least gave us Rambo 4 to redeem the character after Rambo 3

 

[Bread]

That's not bad.

damn nice phone

 

[Himynameischris]

That's not bad.

All Hail Germany!

 

[Milchjon]

Neuer is not human

 

[Dragon]

Neuer is not human

His reaction time is obviously great, but those shots seemed right at him.

 

[eznark]

She seems upset.

That's how I feel anytime Ferny joins the party.

 

[Bowser]

Random image I had to post

One of my favorite comedies of all time.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

One of my favorite comedies of all time.

So good.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Neuer is not human

He is the result of those secret German experiments

 

[Bowser]

So good.

I quote it on a regular basis 7 years later lol.