No, his crime was not loving Stafford enough.
-
Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.
NFL Offseason 2: Free Agency or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Squicken
- Thread starter Fox318
- Start date
- Status
No, his crime was not loving Stafford enough.
Elfforkusu
Member
I don't think he's wrong. The "add more playoff games, go to 18 game season" line of reasoning Goodell (the owners) throws out with dollar signs in his (their) eyes is a road to ruin.
For that matter, the shitshow that is Thursday Night Football is going to have a negative effect eventually. Don't know how long it'll take though.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
i hate the idea of an 18 game season. i also don't like all the thursday games. with that said, i talk to hardcore football fans who are friends and they said "MORE FOOTBALL BRAH! MORE THE BETTER!" so maybe goddell is right when he says the average fan wants more. but not for me. football is like a rimjob. if you have it every night of the week you get kind of tired of it. hopefully the idiot owners realize whats happening and be satisfied with how much they are already profiting
WesternHeretic
Member
No one survives past the first season.
rosters expanded to 500 players
Favre would.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Previously, in NFL-GAF Prison Chronicles:
NFL-GAF Prison part 1.
NFL-GAF Prison part 2.
NFL-GAF Prison part 3.
NFL-GAF Prison part 4.
NFL-GAF Prison part 5.
NFL-GAF Prison part 6.
NFL-GAF Prison part 7.
NFL-GAF Prison part 8.
NFL-GAF Prison part 9.
NFL-GAF Prison part 10.
NFL-GAF Prison part 11.
NFL-GAF Prison part 12.
NFL-GAF Prison part 13.
NFL-GAF Prison part 14.
NFL-GAF Prison part 15.
NFL-GAF Prison part 16.
NFL-GAF Prison part 17.
NFL-GAF Prison part 18.
NFL-GAF Prison part 19.
NFL-GAF Prison part 20.
NFL-GAF Prison part 21.
NFL-GAF Prison part 22.
NFL-GAF Prison part 23.
As always, click on any of the smaller images to get the full res screenshot.
-----
PRISONER STATUS
Released: None
Released (Parole): Tom Penny, Slo
Missing/Escaped: Godslay
Dead: None
Due to a new change, prison workers are now required to be properly certified before working in the kitchen or workshop. We expand the Cleaning Cupboard and reduce the size of the Storage room so that we'll be able to assign more workers to the cleaning crew. Once we get another round of funds, we'll put in a wall to properly separate the two rooms as well as tear down the old Cleaning Cupboard and expand the Laundry room.
19 days and counting for Kave.
With the work crew done moving things around, we assign the maximum amount of workers to the cleaning crew.
Now that there's an AM Free Time session once again, tensions in the prison population is starting to come down. Even BlackGhost's long list of complaints is starting to come down to more manageable levels.
As the morning work shift starts, Buckethead starts hauling dirty laundry to the Laundry Room.
Now that we have an army of workers assigned to cleaning, we see rapid progress in the cell block getting cleaned.
The large cleaning crew also means more areas can be worked on at once. Doomsayer and his family watch as the janitor, Coldplay, and Batman clean the visitation room.
As always, Frankman takes control of the laundry duties. Everyone else keeps their distance.
DM pulls off the dick move of the day by insisting on making sure the solitary cells get properly cleaned and gets the guard to open them up. He drops a couple insults on Fantomex as he cleans the cell he's in.
Doomsayer's visit with his family is over, as are the cleaners. As they leave, chuckddd's parents as well as his girlfriend have come by for a visit. Doomsayer's father takes a peek into the Storage room on the way out.
The laundry crew deliver new uniforms as the cleaning crew finish up the cell block. In just about 2 and a half hours the army of cleaners were able to finish up the whole cell block.
Meal time, and its bacon and eggs. The inmates seem stoked about the menu selection.
chuckddd wraps up his family visit and tries to rush over, but meal time ends just as he gets to the door and the PM work shift starts. No food for chuck!
Trying to get his mind off of having to wait a full 24 hours until the next meal, chuckddd unloads a batch of laundry from the washing machine.
squicken takes over and starts ironing the washed uniforms.
The army of cleaners make their way through the workshop.
They quickly make their way through the room.
In about 30 minutes they wrap up the workshop and head out to their next destination.
At this point the massive group splits up. Some start cleaning the storage areas.
Another group cleans up in the Common Room.
The storage areas are complete just as the work shift ends and everyone heads to the yard.
The weight benches are quickly taken up, and cajunator has decided to join the workout crew.
With the benches all taken, RBH starts jogging laps around the yard.
WedgeX joins RBH and starts running as well.
MechDX jumps in on the running as also does laps around the perimeter.
Later on in the night during the last bit of Free Time is conspiracy discussion time!
Somehow during the cell assignment shuffle that happens whenever someone gets a solitary penalty, Futurevoid ends up having to stay in the Holding Cell this night.
As the new day rolls over, we use our funds to hire a second doctor and fulfill our remaining grant requirement, giving us another $10,000 in funds!
With our new cash, we expand the recreation options in the common room by adding 2 more pool tables and, in the bottom right corner, a small TV and a bookshelf.
We put in a proper wall to separate out the storage areas.
We set up a second washing machine in the laundry room.
We add another fridge and another stove in the kitchen.
To help with the constant contraband problem, we install a metal detector at the canteen door. We also add 3 more weight benches in the yard.
We add some metal detectors in the cell block entrance.
We add more capacitors to beef up the power supply to help with all the newly added appliances and the metal detectors.
-----
Now that things have stabilized, our next priority will be to unlock education and setup a classroom so that we can start training inmates and ideally get the workshop going and get a larger income going so we can expand the facility and build a new cell block wing.
-----
Reminder - For anyone wanting to see the master list of who's in the game, who needs more in-depth prison bios, and info on how to get your name on the list or more info for your character, go to this post:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96106213&postcount=15013
And as always, all images and posts are being archived here: https://xianaphryz.imgur.com
All of the games are gonna be in London.
Ninja Scooter
Member
I just watched White House Down and it's one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life.
ConradCervantes
Banned
Full time student, part time barista, thrown in the clink for soiling the lattes of some bratty teenage girls.
I'm also short with brown hair and slender features, so I'll be prime prison bitch material.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Ninja Scooter is a former registered sex offender who was able to clear his name only to be framed for murder by the evil warden who wants him back in because he liked the way NS ironed his pants.
Is it worse than World War Z?
Ninja Scooter
Member
If World War Z was the 2013 St. Louis Rams and White House Down was like the 2013 Jaguars.
Chip tried to beat him with a stick?
it looks like a giant corndog.
sf2fanatic
Member
I want in and a bio, please.
Bio:
A nice, gentle fun-loving, cougar hunter (word to a certain university that shall not be named Mom's weekend), known for being a pillar of the community and great 'Merican.
Being a bigot scumbag.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
It's like Oz for NFL GAF!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Obama in in mah town! Showing him what a first world country looks like.
Eat a dick, John.
Schefter said:
Eat a dick, John.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
He's just there to drink some beer in Munich. Plus I'm pretty sure he's been to Germany before?
yankeehater
Member
He was just trying to spread the word that Christians are nice and muslims are mean.
I wish he was a Pats fan. It fits better with my narrative.
In any event he is a scumbag and I won't let him forget it.
Is that the movie with the President that cares more about his sneaker collection than his country?
What's wrong with World War Z?
He should be more disappointed that he's stuck with Joe Flacco for 20 million a season than anything the Pats/Broncos did.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Been on a bit of a movie binge as I convalesce
-American Hustle, aside from all the cleavage, is just okay. JLaw is so damn sexy ...
-... that it is a testament to how shitty Hunger Games 2 was that even her hotness couldn't keep me from being bored to tears
- Thor 2 I honestly had no idea they made another Thor. It's good. Kind of elaborate how they keep using Loki, but the actor who plays him is so good I can see why
-American Hustle, aside from all the cleavage, is just okay. JLaw is so damn sexy ...
-... that it is a testament to how shitty Hunger Games 2 was that even her hotness couldn't keep me from being bored to tears
- Thor 2 I honestly had no idea they made another Thor. It's good. Kind of elaborate how they keep using Loki, but the actor who plays him is so good I can see why
You also like the Pats.I liked it
I also liked World War Z
Taste is not your strong suit (whatever the fuck that means).
Dutch Gronk
Banned
manfestival
Member
I had really bad diarrhea yesterday and fevers 
when will it end
when will it end
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I had really bad diarrhea yesterday and fevers
when will it end
All that Taco Bell
The Artful Dodger
Member
I had really bad diarrhea yesterday and fevers
when will it end
You're in Carcosa now.
Bad diarrhea is pretty bad.I had really bad diarrhea yesterday and fevers
when will it end
Especially when you are traveling. On the road you never know when the next restroom might be and there is the real possibility of shitting your pants.
Hope you feel better and can defecate in peace at home.
I have been sick too but I am too manly to complain about it.
Coldnoodle
Member
I think I'll get a Patriots jersey tomorrow.
Who should I get?
Who should I get?
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Aaron Hernandez.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Pls stahp
manfestival
Member
A friend of mine sent me this picture lol...
I had all day yesterday but today I needed to come in to work. I feel my insides working against me right now.
Coldnoodle
Member
Think I'll get a Gronk jersey.
Did you really get sick from the Bell?A friend of mine sent me this picture lol...
I had all day yesterday but today I needed to come in to work. I feel my insides working against me right now.
God that place is such a shit hole.
- Status