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NFL Offseason Thread |OT3| The Long Wait

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cdyhybrid

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Milchjon said:
Yeah, but broken by who
m?!? seriously help me with my English here
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I think it's "whom". But I don't really know (or care :p).

I assume the proper procedure would be for the tester to start the test over again with entirely new (and unsealed) supplies. Obviously, that's just speculation though.

Godslay said:
It's real!!!!!



For the record he caught the ball!
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Of course he caught it, he has a good QB throwing it to him!
 
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bionic77

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Greg said:
I'm completely fine with the weather if I'm doing things outside, but it's a different story if you don't have an air conditioned house to retreat to.
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Who doesn't have AC, a butler, maid and a 3 car garage filled with Japanese cars in 2013?
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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at this point it would probably be better to test the seachickens for those that didn't test positive for adderall and make that the news story. it can read like this

In shocking news, Seahawks Quarterback Russell Wilson has not tested positive for a Performance Enhancing Drug. This is the first Seahawk in the past 4 years that has not tested positive for illegal PED's*.

* Avoiding suspension on a technicality doesn't count
 
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Greg

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Godslay said:
It's real!!!!!

For the record he caught the ball!
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but did he make a 'football move' afterwards while maintaining possession?

bionic77 said:
Who doesn't have AC, a butler, maid and a 3 car garage filled with Japanese cars in 2013?
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poors

FrenchMovieTheme said:
at this point it would probably be better to test the seachickens for those that didn't test positive for adderall and make that the news story. it can read like this

In shocking news, Seahawks Quarterback Russell Wilson has not tested positive for a Performance Enhancing Drug. This is the first Seahawk in the past 4 years that has not tested positive for illegal PED's*.

* Avoiding suspension on a technicality doesn't count
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:jnc
 
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cdyhybrid

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
at this point it would probably be better to test the seachickens for those that didn't test positive for adderall and make that the news story. it can read like this

In shocking news, Seahawks Quarterback Russell Wilson has not tested positive for a Performance Enhancing Drug. This is the first Seahawk in the past 4 years that has not tested positive for illegal PED's*.

* Avoiding suspension on a technicality doesn't count
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Better get your boys on something, you'll need enough to make up for 29 points!
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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cdyhybrid said:
Better get your boys on something, you'll need enough to make up for 29 points!
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not concerned about your squad at all this year. you'll probably be 4 or 5 deep at any given position considering the additional upcoming suspensions we can count on!

also lulz cheatin' pete and your front office may finally have to pay the piper for handing out adderall and the other PED's to all your players

The Seattle Seahawks could be fined by the NFL for multiple players being suspended in a season for violating the drug, steroid or personal conduct policies, according to an NFL spokesman.


"There are financial consequences for a team that has multiple players suspended in a season under those policies," league spokesman Greg Aiello said regarding the rule.

It was not specified if Seattle has or will be fined following defensive end Bruce Irvin's suspension for violating the league's PED rules, which was announced Friday.

The team could fall under the league's remittance policy since multiple players recently have been suspended for violating banned substance rules.

Seattle has had six players suspended for PED violations since 2010. Cornerback Richard Sherman had his suspension last season overturned on appeal.

Per rule, a team would be fined a portion of the salaries of the players that have been suspended based on an agreed-upon formula.
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cdyhybrid

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
not concerned about your squad at all this year. you'll probably be 4 or 5 deep at any given position considering the additional upcoming suspensions we can count on!

also lulz cheatin' pete and your front office may finally have to pay the piper for handing out adderall and the other PED's to all your players
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I'm sure Paul Allen will be devastated that he'll have to give up one of his daily relaxation trips to his private island made out of solid gold.
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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cdyhybrid said:
I'm sure Paul Allen will be devastated that he'll have to give up one of his daily relaxation trips to his private island made out of solid gold.
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seachickens are a team full of cheaters. much like cheatin' petes USC teams, all previous meaningful wins should be vacated (lol who am i kidding the seahawks haven't won a meaningful game in their history) and all future wins should be looked upon with suspicion of cheating!
 
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cdyhybrid

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
seachickens are a team full of cheaters. much like cheatin' petes USC teams, all previous meaningful wins should be vacated (lol who am i kidding the seahawks haven't won a meaningful game in their history) and all future wins should be looked upon with suspicion of cheating!
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It's true, beating down the Niners for the better part of the last decade isn't very notable!

Milchjon said:
So your owner being rich makes everything okay.

SMH, 'muricah
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I'm just saying that a fine will be pretty pointless.
 
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DeaconKnowledge

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
seachickens are a team full of cheaters. much like cheatin' petes USC teams, all previous meaningful wins should be vacated (lol who am i kidding the seahawks haven't won a meaningful game in their history) and all future wins should be looked upon with suspicion of cheating!
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Patriots 2.0. Except the Pats actually managed to cheat their way to a win.
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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cdyhybrid said:
It's true, beating down the Niners for the better part of the last decade isn't very notable!



I'm just saying that a fine will be pretty pointless.
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what's your record since harbs came to town?

We don't get to play the Steelers in the playoffs every year :( We have to play against actual competition.
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lol who is the actual competition? a back up rookie QB or a team that was considered the biggest choke artists in the league until you gifted them a victory?
 
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cdyhybrid

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
since bill walsh retired? i don't know the record, but we have 2 superbowl wins in that time. how many superbowl wins do the seahawks have in the history of their franchise?
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Same amount as Harbs does!

Also I hope you're alright with trading away your franchise's greatest player and sacrificing Steve Young's basic brain functions for those rings!
 
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Milchjon

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God, I should spend less time bullshitting on forums and more time sleeping.

Stay bellicose, my friends!

yes, I looked that word up. It's fun.
 
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bionic77

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
niners haven't been kind to you! you should thank christ you choked against the chargers in '94 cause we would have skull fucked you into oblivion
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We didn't have a dirtbag owner like Eddie D to buy our backup qb a SB in the 90s bro! Nor was our owner willing to become a pimp and drug dealer like Jerry and load our players with ho's and coke. We had to save for a few decades just to buy the refs against the Seahawks man, no way could we afford Deion to carry Neil to a SB like you guys did for Stevie.
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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bionic77 said:
We didn't have a dirtbag owner like Eddie D to buy our backup qb a SB in the 90s bro! Nor was our owner willing to become a pimp and drug dealer like Jerry and load our players with ho's and coke. We had to save for a few decades just to buy the refs against the Seahawks man, no way could we afford Deion to carry Neil to a SB like you guys did for Stevie.
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eddie D was a legit owner and you know that! only now do you see young jed using the same techniques as eddie did all those years ago!
 
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bionic77

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
eddie D was a legit owner and you know that! only now do you see young jed using the same techniques as eddie did all those years ago!
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Jed is a dumb ass bitch!

Eddie would have never lost to a goober like Flacco. He would have bought his ass with unlimited pan pizzas and a mountain of whores!
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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bionic77 said:
Jed is a dumb ass bitch!

Eddie would have never lost to a goober like Flacco. He would have bought his ass with unlimited pan pizzas and a mountain of whores!
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jed is still young and now he sees what it takes to defeat a loser. we have 2 more years until we are ravaged by our success with contracts due and what not so we have to make it count!
 
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bionic77

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
jed is still young and now he sees what it takes to defeat a loser. we have 2 more years until we are ravaged by our success with contracts due and what not so we have to make it count!
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I have no faith in Jeb dude. People with names like that never win shit and their parents are close relatives, usually first cousins.

Niners window has closed dude. You had 2 shots in 2 years. Good enough to get there but too good to win. Move on dude and prepare yourself for a 6-7 AFC SB champion! My heart says Steelers but my brain says Browns.
 
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Futurevoid

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Giants PED's suspensions I remember are Will Hill, Tyler Sash and Andre Brown (though Brown's suspension was lifted so I don't know if that counts). For the life of me, I've no clue who the fourth one is.

For anyone that needs it tomorrow by the way!

AZiHGTs.jpg
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

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Futurevoid said:
Giants PED's suspensions I remember are Will Hill, Tyler Sash and Andre Brown (though Brown's suspension was lifted so I don't know if that counts). For the life of me, I've no clue who the fourth one is.

For anyone that needs it tomorrow by the way!

AZiHGTs.jpg
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Always online should be "finish the bottle and spam GAF"
 
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cdyhybrid

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Futurevoid said:
Giants PED's suspensions I remember are Will Hill, Tyler Sash and Andre Brown (though Brown's suspension was lifted so I don't know if that counts). For the life of me, I've no clue who the fourth one is.

For anyone that needs it tomorrow by the way!

AZiHGTs.jpg
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Suggesting this could be considered attempted murder.
 
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BigAT

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Futurevoid said:
Giants PED's suspensions I remember are Will Hill, Tyler Sash and Andre Brown (though Brown's suspension was lifted so I don't know if that counts). For the life of me, I've no clue who the fourth one is.

For anyone that needs it tomorrow by the way!

http://i.imgur.com/AZiHGTs.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

I think Jimmy Kennedy got suspended for PED's a couple of years ago. If I remember correctly he was already injured at the time or barely on the team already at that point though.
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bionic77

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I have no interest in the next Xbox but maybe MS will blow me away tomorrow.

I am just more into handhelds these days so it will be hard. Netflix Gold and 2011 PC graphics won't cut it!
 
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