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NFL Offseason Thread |OT3| The Long Wait

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BlackGhost

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squicken said:
No worries, but a warning, there's only about 15% more football talk here during the season. It's still mostly 3DS games and drunk blogging
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To be fair, I'm not even sure half of us like football.
rando14 said:
I'm thinking of buying a PS3 also, any good deals floating around?
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Me too but I'm just waiting till after E3 to see what happens.


Also just watched the Avengers
Not my favorite, best part was Hulk smashing Loki and Darkside at the end
 
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bionic77

Member
Sorry Pat fans. That chick is from Texas. She won't be into euro trash 'men' who wear Uggs and root for New England.

Also looking at her wiki there is a 200% chance that Romo banged the fuck out of her. Probably right before he choked away a game.
 
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chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
Grover Cleveland said:
'Tis true.

I actually hate the Panthers.

Fuck Scam.
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Dutch Gronk

Banned
bionic77 said:
Sorry Pat fans. That chick is from Texas. She won't be into euro trash 'men' who wear Uggs and root for New England.

Also looking at her wiki there is a 200% chance that Romo banged the fuck out of her. Probably right before he choked away a game.
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I always thought you were smart? American chicks dig Euro's.

Grover Cleveland said:
'Tis true.

I actually hate the Panthers.

Fuck Scam.
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Damn, that avatar is doing things to you man :(
I like Cam.
 
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ConradCervantes

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Sweet Aunt Nancys Panties said:
That seems high. Is it Canadian pricing? My PS3 slim came with Uncharted 1/2, inFamous 1/2 and the inFamous standalone Halloween game for 199. Granted that was around Black Friday.
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Black Friday deals are always awesome. I intended to wait till then, but the temptation to play TLoU was too strong. That bundle was on sale at one point too, something like $320 last month. I didn't pull the trigger on it because I had played most of that stuff way back in the day. So I went out after work today and picked up a used 160 GB Slim for $130. Pays to know people who work in game shops.
 
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Dutch Gronk

Banned
squicken said:
They dig Euros from the Anglo-sphere. Like Scots and Australians
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They love the Dutch. One girl once told me Holland was her favorite country because that's where Red Bull comes from! I didn't correct her, because she was pretty and had cowboy boots on. I dig cowboy boots on a girl.


And if all else fails, I'll just tell them I'm half American and I'm in.
 
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cashman

Banned
bionic77 said:
Sorry Pat fans. That chick is from Texas. She won't be into euro trash 'men' who wear Uggs and root for New England.

Also looking at her wiki there is a 200% chance that Romo banged the fuck out of her. Probably right before he choked away a game.
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Tony Romo would never bang that chick. He has clearly defined standards.

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Milchjon

Member
Caught (and dropped) a few balls from someone who really could throw the football for the first time today (Some random dude who saw us play in the park). So much fun.

Those damn superior black genes.
 
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bionic77

Member
cashman said:
Tony Romo would never bang that chick. He has clearly defined standards.

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He wouldn't date her but she would be his one night stand if his Internet was out and couldn't watch any porn.

Dutch Texans hate Europeans. They think you are all weak ass communists.
 
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Dutch Gronk

Banned
Milchjon said:
Knowing the Jets, there'd be a mix up and they'd sign me.

Which would instantly make them 50% better!

Edit: Why am I getting malware warnings on GAF?
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Please don't sign with the Jets. I don't want to hate you.

Might be one of the images on this page that causes the malware warnings. Believe that happened before.

Also, damn you Squicken for trying to ruin cowboy boots for me!
 
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Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
Cortland Finnegan believes, why don't you?

Finnegan is in Detroit this weekend for a charity softball game put on by some of his friends on the Lions, and he told the Detroit Free Press that he if his own team doesn’t win the Super Bowl, he’d pick the Lions to do it.

“If we don’t win it, I’ll take the Lions winning it next,” Finnegan said.

“You don’t have the name Megatron for any other reason other than you’re a bad man,” Finnegan said. “So that’s where it’s at. They had a lot of good things going for them. Slot receivers, [Matthew] Stafford is amazing. They picked up some good stuff this year. So [Jim] Schwartz, he’s always going to put together a good team.”
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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...n-if-the-rams-dont-win-it-all-the-lions-will/
 
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squicken

Member
Wes Welker finally able to be himself now that he is out of New England

Wes Welker sat back in a plush, leather chair in the lobby of the Denver Broncos' training facility last week, conducting a post-workout interview without revealing the slightest hint of stress.

Unlike the conversations he had with reporters during his six-year stint with the New England Patriots – whose coach, Bill Belichick, scrutinizes his players' public comments with NSA-like zeal – Welker felt no urgency to walk the line between bland and unrevealing.

"I feel like I can be myself a little more for sure," said Welker, who signed a two-year, $12-million deal with the Broncos on March 13, a day after becoming an unrestricted free agent. Asked if he'd received any pre-interview lectures about what subjects to avoid, Welker laughed and said, "Here? No. … All they told me was, 'Just be yourself.' "
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Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
I think I understand what bionic means by the Heat outclassing the Spurs but the score is still so close now that I'm actually watching.
 
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Lunchbox

Banned
bionic77 said:
Sorry Pat fans. That chick is from Texas. She won't be into euro trash 'men' who wear Uggs and root for New England.

Also looking at her wiki there is a 200% chance that Romo banged the fuck out of her. Probably right before he choked away a game.
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hillbilly chicks are such a turn off. that goofy pennsylvania farmers daughter smile only lasts 2 days in the real world

we go for exotic euro meat here

and even arizona hicks like gronk develop a finer taste when they move to the most developed part of this country

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