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[Dutch Gronk]

Gators can't be king.

Plus you post more in the funny pics thread than here. I question your loyalty (even though we all know Pats fans will disappear the second Brady retires).

MALLETT! MALLETT! MALLETT!

Sanjuro is always drunk or something.

I crown myself King of the Patriots.

You're too small to bow down to.

Anybody ever tell you how brilliant you are? Because you are.

If you find him brilliant, he has a problem

Americans don't even know shit about kings.

The Dutch know about kings:

Germans know about kings

E-U! E-U! E-U!

Spoiler

Sanjuro it is

Your German king isn't even a real king. The Dutch know real kings.

 

[Goro Majima]

Americans don't even know shit about kings.

The Dutch know about kings:

Germans know about kings:

E-U! E-U! E-U!

Spoiler

Sanjuro it is

I thought this was the current king of Germany?

(I honestly have no idea what the old deposed royal houses do!)

 

[Milchjon]

Your German king isn't even a real king. The Dutch know real kings.

Screw you! Our king's song is superior to yours'.

(I love the first row)

(I honestly have no idea what the old deposed royal houses do!)

In Germany, they mostly manage their cash and try to keep their genes together or something.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Screw you! Our king's song is superior to yours'.

(I love the first row)


In Germany, they mostly manage their cash and try to keep their genes together or something.

Our kings song got pulled, I think. I never even really listened to it.

Also, I didn't even know you guys still had a royal family. Ours is still somewhat socially involved, but has very little to do with the actuall government anymore.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I wont be ruled by a king.Im too wild.

 

[Milchjon]

Our kings song got pulled, I think. I never even really listened to it.

Also, I didn't even know you guys still had a royal family. Ours is still somewhat socially involved, but has very little to do with the actuall government anymore.

We don't. I had to google the guy wienke posted.

 

[The Frankman]

What are the best NFL-GAF player memes? I feel like NFL-GAF hasn't made a good one in awhile.

Fat Josh Freeman
Lady Brady
Ben Rothelisberger (Gray Ghost)

...

 

[Futurevoid]

I wont be ruled by a king.Im too wild.

Nonsense. You've been ruled by a king at least twice in recent memory.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

The king of Pats-GAF needs to embody all that the organization stands for.

So...

Spoiler

lunchbox

.

 

[Nightz]

Ronde Barber is retiring.

Jay Glazer ‏@JayGlazer 18m

Just got off the phone w Ronde Barber who told me he is officially retiring. "I've had a better run than I ever could've dreamed of having.

 

[Milchjon]

What are the best NFL-GAF player memes? I feel like NFL-GAF hasn't made a good one in awhile.

Fat Josh Freeman
Lady Brady
Ben Rothelisberger (Gray Ghost)

...

Titus Young should be meme-worthy.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Nonsense. You've been ruled by a king at least twice in recent memory.

The Giants wont be a problem in the playoffs for the Pats until 2015 or whenever.

 

[The Frankman]

Titus Young should be meme-worthy.

 

[LevelNth]

Yep. Levi's wins naming rights agreement for Niners new stadium.

Levi's Stadium, your likely host for Super Bowl 50!

Already seen floating around nicknaming it 'The Stitch', as an homage to 'The Stick'.

Sound weird at first but like all names it'll grow on ya.

 

[Goro Majima]

We don't. I had to google the guy wienke posted.

Yeah it's crazy how many of the old monarchs are still running around. There's a theoretical king of France too! Also Russia!

 

[Greg]

 

[The Frankman]

I forgot about Jaguars guy. Another good one.

Oh and Cam Newton has like 3-4 memes about him alone.

 

[Dragon]

I forgot about Jaguars guy. Another good one.

Oh and Cam Newton has like 3-4 memes about him alone.

You're a meme in and of yourself, mr. bold caps shouting man!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

http://i.imgur.com/ihf3GY1.jpg

Well, there goes any chance of sleeping for the next 24 hours.

 

[Sanjuro]

Sanjuro is always drunk or something.

I crown myself King of the Patriots.

Filthy peasant.

 

[Dragon]

Filthy peasant.

Exactly. Fan since 2007, he's a pink hatter!

 

[ActStriker]

Sanjuro is always drunk or something.

I crown myself King of the Patriots.

something something you're from the South

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I bow to no one.

 

[Sanjuro]

I bow to know one.

buttfumble.

 

[Dragon]

I bow to know one.

Takes one to no one!

 

[Spectral Glider]

Yep. Levi's wins naming rights agreement for Niners new stadium.



Levi's Stadium, your likely host for Super Bowl 50!

So are they going to bring Singletary back to pull down his Levi's?

 

[Plasticine]

Pugs are ugly.

You're a Jags fan.

 

[squicken]

https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2013/05/08/facing-eight-in-the-box/

PFF has an item up on which backs had the most rushes against 8 man fronts.


Khaled Elsayed ‏@PFF_Khaled
For those asking Frank Gore faced 8 men in the box 37.8% of time with Smith starter, 46.6% of time with Kaepernick starting


Pro Football Focus ‏@PFF
Big reason Gore faced so many 8 in the boxes? 53.5% of rushing snaps with 1 or fewer receiver split out wide. Most in league


Joe Staley ‏@jstaley74
@PFF good thing we got away from the running game with all those 8 man fronts ha! We laugh at 8 man fronts

 

[Alligatorjandro]

buttfumble.

Takes one to no one!

lol

kings suck anyway

 

[Fantomex]

Gata is a Jags fan true and through. Of course he won't bend the knee to Sanjuro.

 

[cdyhybrid]

https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2013/05/08/facing-eight-in-the-box/

PFF has an item up on which backs had the most rushes against 8 man fronts.


Khaled Elsayed ‏@PFF_Khaled
For those asking Frank Gore faced 8 men in the box 37.8% of time with Smith starter, 46.6% of time with Kaepernick starting


Pro Football Focus ‏@PFF
Big reason Gore faced so many 8 in the boxes? 53.5% of rushing snaps with 1 or fewer receiver split out wide. Most in league


Joe Staley ‏@jstaley74
@PFF good thing we got away from the running game with all those 8 man fronts ha! We laugh at 8 man fronts

Surprised to see Beast Mode so far down the list. Our receivers were better than SFs, but Zach Miller was a much smaller part (until the playoffs anyway) of our offense compared to VD. And Russell and Kaep both kinda caught fire at around the same time.

 

[Milchjon]

Gata is a Jags fan true and through. Of course he won't bend the knee to Sanjuro.

:jnc

 

[Kave_Man]

So much hate towards my short reign as Browns Gaf king :"/ smh.

You were a pretender to the throne.

We will forgive you if right here and now you bend a knee and vow loyalty to King Wes.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata is a Jags fan true and through. Of course he won't bend the knee to Sanjuro.

lol

 

[squicken]

Surprised to see Beast Mode so far down the list. Our receivers were better than SFs, but Zach Miller was a much smaller part (until the playoffs anyway) of our offense compared to VD. And Russell and Kaep both kinda caught fire at around the same time.

Supposedly SF is going to open up their passing game a bit. I think with their WRs and Alex, they had a team designed around Gore and that OL. Even with Kap, they couldn't completely overhaul the offense during the season. The stat is a little misleading unless given more context about offensive formation. Dunno how much SEA used heavy sets

Not surprised to see SJAX around the league average. There's been this national media sentiment that he'll finally go to a team where he won't be the focal point of opposing defenses. He's long since been a player teams feared. The Rams ran the ball on third and short about as infrequently as the Falcons did

http://www.pro-football-reference.c...in=&margin_max=&order_by=yards#tm_offense::14

 

[darkside31337]

https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2013/05/08/facing-eight-in-the-box/

PFF has an item up on which backs had the most rushes against 8 man fronts.


Khaled Elsayed ‏@PFF_Khaled
For those asking Frank Gore faced 8 men in the box 37.8% of time with Smith starter, 46.6% of time with Kaepernick starting


Pro Football Focus ‏@PFF
Big reason Gore faced so many 8 in the boxes? 53.5% of rushing snaps with 1 or fewer receiver split out wide. Most in league


Joe Staley ‏@jstaley74
@PFF good thing we got away from the running game with all those 8 man fronts ha! We laugh at 8 man fronts

lmao at greene being #2 and powell at #4.

shows what everybody thought of sanchez.

 

[squicken]

Several team officials are saying they believe it may be extremely difficult for Haslam to keep the Browns, because he may be ensnared by a myriad of lawsuits and legal actions that could drain his finances and prevent him from keeping the club.

“This is more worrisome than people know,” said one team official who has familiarized himself with Haslam's situation.

The FBI has been probing Haslam's truck-stop company, Pilot Flying J, and has alleged massive impropriety.

NFL sources say they are concerned about the long-term viability of the Browns under Haslam's control and believe it may be only a matter of time before Haslam is forced to sell the Browns.

The reason: lawsuits. Several have already been filed. If Haslam can win them, then his future as Browns owner is more on solid footing. But if there are massive financial settlements or legal losses, it would prove problematic for Haslam.

The NFL is also concerned what the FBI investigation will do to Haslam's cash flow. There is fear it could be dramatically injured and that could hurt what Haslam spends on the Browns, again forcing him to sell.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/m...ral-probe-could-drain-haslam-undermine-browns

lmao at greene being #2 and powell at #4.

shows what everybody thought of sanchez.

Ground and Pound baby!

 

[cdyhybrid]

Poor Brownies.

 

[BannedEpisode]

It gets to a point where the brown follies almost seem unreal.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

god hates the browns

 

[jakncoke]

Ever been a team with 3 owners in 5 seasons?

 

[Kave_Man]

Everybody eat a bag of dicks right now!

 

[Spectral Glider]

They should merge the Browns with the Bengals, move them to LA, call them the Browngals and then FMT would declare total allegiance to them.

 

[Goro Majima]

They should merge the Browns with the Bengals, move them to LA, call them the Browngals and then FMT would declare total allegiance to them.

Ha!

I was just about to make a move the Browns to LA so they can win a Super Bowl joke!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Levi's Stadium huh? Favre isn't going to be happy about that one.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Everybody eat a bag of dicks right now!

Gronk needing more surgery and the Browns crashing and burning once again.

We're on the same level of sadness

 

[ChanHuk]

The only way to save the Browns? Sign Tebow.

 

[Kave_Man]

Ha!

I was just about to make a move the Browns to LA so they can win a Super Bowl joke!

Serious question:

If in some bizarro world the Browns were moved to LA would us non Cleveland people (me, Wes and 90% of Browns-GAF) be allowed to squicken to another team without people shitting on us or do we have to be loyal to the new LA team?

 

[HarryDemeanor]

The only way to save the Browns? Sign Tebow.

Instant Super Bowl.

 

[Goro Majima]

Serious question:

If in some bizarro world the Browns were moved to LA would us non Cleveland people (me, Wes and 90% of Browns-GAF) be allowed to squicken to another team without people shitting on us or do we have to be loyal to the new LA team?

Typically when a team moves you get to squicken and then hate your old "new" team. Browns fans hate the Ravens for a reason just like people from Seattle hate the Thunder.