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[BaltimoreLarry]

About a million people from Baltimore I know made the "Hines Ward as Kick Returner" or "Hines Ward outrunning people" joke on Facebook and Twitter. Each one thought they were so clever.

I did think this too, when I saw Mike Wallace on the sideline. Why not start Wallace at KR?

 

[Milchjon]

All three panels apply to me, what do I do?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Nolan am terrible football coach CONFIRMED

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

All three panels apply to me, what do I do?

Me and my buddy booed when they showed the Steelers. I'm assuming that happened at every theatre in Baltimore. All the terrible SF fans did not care. We do not put aside our hate, even in comic book movies.

 

[Sokantish]

Looks like JaMarcus Russell is getting back in shape!

 

[BlackGhost]

Looks like JaMarcus Russell is getting back in shape!

Picking up the slack for Freeman

 

[Milchjon]

$4000? I'd buy that.

 

[bionic77]

About a million people from Baltimore I know made the "Hines Ward as Kick Returner" or "Hines Ward outrunning people" joke on Facebook and Twitter. Each one thought they were so clever.

I did think this too, when I saw Mike Wallace on the sideline. Why not start Wallace at KR?

He won't go over the middle.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

That is one empty theater.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Lot of red zone drills today. Defense looks better than last year but offense struggled.

Sidney Rice didn't go and he'll probably help a lot. They really need that go-to #1 WR out there.

 

[Plinko]

Silly Lions.

No real harm done here. I feel bad for him, though.

 

[BlackGhost]

$4000? I'd buy that.

I've seen some like that around the browns games and around my campus, if that's not the same one lol

 

[Futurevoid]

Eli on Michael Kay discusses the attention on the Jets and whether he's jealous or not:

Eli: "No I'm not jealous. Hell, I told David Carr to take his shirt off when we start doing sprints just to see if he could get the same reaction"

:jnc

 

[BannedEpisode]

I hope they make more John Randle commercials this year.

http://vimeo.com/13833477

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSPx3vOIFA

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I hope they make more John Randle commercials this year.

http://vimeo.com/13833477

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSPx3vOIFA

Vikings fans don't drive cars. They drive bikes!

VIKEBIKE! VIKEBIKE! VIKEBIKE!

 

[Fantomex]

Looks like JaMarcus Russell is getting back in shape!

What would he need to get in shape for? Sitting on the couch?

 

[chuckddd]

What would he need to get in shape for? Sitting on the couch?

Running from the purple drank people eaters.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

What would he need to get in shape for? Sitting on the couch?

Future Dolphins qb

 

[Talon]

Craig James is broke. :jnc

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Chad Johnson on if he gets cut:

Q: What if you don't make the team?

Chad: "I'm always looking to a second job. Thinking about going into porn. It's not funny. I got to earn a living. I'm being serious. I mean, that's what I would do."

 

[chuckddd]

UCF player Ken Caldwell searches for the evidence.

Spoiler

And incriminates himself.

EDIT: These Nigerians aren't very good at basketball.

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

$4000? I'd buy that.

Oh, so that's Kave_Man's shame circle.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Me and my buddy booed when they showed the Steelers. I'm assuming that happened at every theatre in Baltimore. All the terrible SF fans did not care. We do not put aside our hate, even in comic book movies.

Oh man you're a hardcore fan! Ravens caw caw these colors don't run!

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Craig James is broke. :jnc

That's what he gets for killing 5 hookers.

Karma is a bitch.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Oh man you're a hardcore fan! Ravens caw caw these colors don't run!

It's general SF apathy at work.

 

[Kave_Man]

Oh, so that's Kave_Man's shame circle.

Child please, I ride in this:

 

[Alligatorjandro]

That's what he gets for killing 5 hookers.

Karma is a bitch.

He got robbed by their ghosts.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

It's general SF apathy at work.

Why would sf fans care about a shitty afc north team or rivalry? We have smarter fans unlike the uncivilized animals in Baltimore.

 

[Fantomex]

Future Dolphins qb

...Goofy please

 

[K-19]

Child please, I ride in this:

It's very ...

Spoiler

Brown

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Why would sf fans care about a shitty afc north team or rivalry? We have smarter fans unlike the uncivilized animals in Baltimore.

Why? Because all SF fans are Ravens fans; they all love Jim Harbaugh so much and can't help but be in love with his superior brother's East Coast team. Basically, the Niners are a wannabe AFC North team anyway, modeling themselves after Baltimore and Pittsburgh.

 

[BlackGhost]

Chad Johnson on if he gets cut:

I thought he was doing good?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Chad Johnson on if he gets cut

They just need to let Chad be Chad man! The Patriots didn't let Chad be Chad, thus Chad can't perform like Chad on the field. Damn Chad.

 

[K-19]

And the guy have a wife, nice.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Me and my buddy booed when they showed the Steelers. I'm assuming that happened at every theatre in Baltimore. All the terrible SF fans did not care. We do not put aside our hate, even in comic book movies.

The great part is that Hollywood, like the rest of the country, doesn't give a rat's ass about Baltimore. See what I did there, ratbird fans?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Take the p out and replace it sh,thats what I think of pittsburgh

 

[filler]

Looks like JaMarcus Russell is getting back in shape!

Can't wait for the eventual news that this clown is broke.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

The great part is that Hollywood, like the rest of the country, doesn't give a rat's ass about Baltimore. See what I did there, ratbird fans?

You're right, Hollywood loves Pittsburgh. When Christopher Nolan was looking for a shitbag city to turn into a decaying warzone, Pittsburgh was the clear choice. Saved a ton of money on set design by utilizing the existing shittiness of Pittsburgh, Nolan is so smart.

 

[BannedEpisode]

And the guy have a wife, nice.

He's just clowning around.

He also said he was going to break the one day masturbation record on twitter and then posted "1 down, damn I'm sleepy I'll try tomorrow".

He's a goof.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Looks like JaMarcus Russell is getting back in shape!

I'm fairly certain this is actually Randy Jackson.

 

[Spectral Glider]

You're right, Hollywood loves Pittsburgh. When Christopher Nolan was looking for a shitbag city to turn into a decaying warzone, Pittsburgh was the clear choice. Saved a ton of money on set design by utilizing the existing shittiness of Pittsburgh, Nolan is so smart.

No, it's because when someone offered up Baltimore, Nolan laughed at the thought of somebody actually wanting to stop the bomb.

 

[Kave_Man]

It's very ...

Spoiler

Brown

racist.

 

[BlackGhost]

Can't wait for the eventual news that this clown is broke.

Haven't we had that news? Lol

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Why? Because all SF fans are Ravens fans; they all love Jim Harbaugh so much and can't help but be in love with his superior brother's East Coast team. Basically, the Niners are a wannabe AFC North team anyway, modeling themselves after Baltimore and Pittsburgh.

Lol your franchise is basically the Cleveland fucking browns. Don't EVER group yourself with a prestigious franchise like the 49ers. Beyond football, Baltimore is the shitstain of the nation and San Fran is known to be one of the greatest cities in the world

 

[Grover Cleveland]

US Basketball is beating the shit out of Nigeria.

USA USA USA

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Lol your franchise is basically the Cleveland fucking browns. Don't EVER group yourself with a prestigious franchise like the 49ers. Beyond football, Baltimore is the shitstain of the nation and San Fran is known to be one of the greatest cities in the world

I thought you were a SoCal guy? You're defending the city of San Francisco? I'd expect you to defend the Niners as a franchise, but not the city.

Also, Baltimore is a top shelf city.

 

[chuckddd]

I thought you were a SoCal guy? You're defending the city of San Francisco? I'd expect you to defend the Niners as a franchise, but not the city.

Also, Baltimore is a top shelf city.

If the top shelf is filled with crack cocaine and semi-automatic weapons, then I agree.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

If the top shelf is filled with crack cocaine and semi-automatic weapons, then I agree.

Go to DC for crack, come to Baltimore for the crabcakes and heroin.

 

[BannedEpisode]

US Basketball is beating the shit out of Nigeria.

USA USA USA

I had to stop watching, it was getting brutal.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

I thought you were a SoCal guy? You're defending the city of San Francisco? I'd expect you to defend the Niners as a franchise, but not the city.

Also, Baltimore is a top shelf city.

I live in SoCal but I love San Fran. And Baltimore is top shelf if the shelf was constructed from dog shit