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NFL Week 1 Thread - Pre-Season is over, ladies!

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Guileless

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You guys who can't watch the game aren't missing anything. This game is brutal. Fiedler looks like Ryan Leaf on a bad day. They're booing the shit out of him. 7-0 Titans thanks to a nice, long Chris Brown run.
 

andthebeatgoeson

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Garcia's Playmate flame charged with assault

CLEVELAND -- Jeff Garcia's girlfriend, Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Year, was charged with assault in a bar fight last month with a woman the Cleveland Browns quarterback once dated.

Garcia was out with girlfriend Carmella DeCesare when they were confronted Aug. 21 by Kristen Hine in a nightclub. DeCesare "launched" herself at Hine three times, Hine told police. Hine said that when she turned to leave, DeCesare kicked her in the head.

Hine, 32, of Cleveland, wasn't hurt but filed a police complaint accusing DeCesare of assault, a first-degree misdemeanor.

DeCesare, 22, of suburban Westlake, pleaded not guilty Friday in Cleveland Municipal Court and remained free on $5,000 bond. A magistrate issued a temporary protective order barring DeCesare from contact with Hine.

DeCesare denies being the aggressor. Her lawyer said Garcia and several companions are prepared to back her story.

Garcia, whose team plays its season opener Sunday against the Baltimore Ravens, declined to comment.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1879203

It needs to be said that she's the hottest bitch I've seen in Playboy in awhile. Man, money makes any guys eligible. A friend of mine talked about how he saw Usher at a nightclub and he would just point to chicks and make a motion like he wanted to fuck. Some said no, I'm guessing some said yes. But just to be able to do that. Or be Jeff Garcia and pull this chick:
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She's fuckin smokin. I'm jealous.
 

Guileless

Temp Banned for Remedial Purposes
Fiedler got benched. Then Feeley threw an INT for a TD. This may actually be the worst NFL game I've ever watched. Dan Dierdorf bellowing like a lunatic doesn't help.
 

Paradox

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Dolphins = worst offense in the league? lol


I really feel bad for these guys. I mean each year they had a pretty damn good team then they got fucked over. Then Ricky leaves this season and all that other shit.

Looks like all the luck goes to the Pats :)
 
jewish vampire lost whatever he had when ricky williams left. a dominant running game can help the qb out a lot (obviously). i would even say a dominant running game can make an average QB look above average
 

Bowser

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
jewish vampire lost whatever he had when ricky williams left. a dominant running game can help the qb out a lot (obviously). i would even say a dominant running game can make an average QB look above average

How you feeling about the 9ers tomorrow? I'm starting to doubt my Falcons pick, but the only way the Falcons are flat out not in the game is when Vick is hurt. When Vick is in, anything can happen.

BTW, Simmons says 49ers finish 9-7 and Rams finish 8-8 :lol He also said Lloyd is this year's Boldin.
 

BlackMage

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well thanks to miamis horrible game i get some points in the pickem league, woohoo. I hope i gave this game a high confidence point rating. I'm sure i did.
 

Bowser

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Jonny said:
well thanks to miamis horrible game i get some points in the pickem league, woohoo. I hope i gave this game a high confidence point rating. I'm sure i did.

Woo I'm in the lead by one! I gave the TEN/MIA game a 14 pt. confidence in favor of TEN, and the NWE/IND game a 11 pt. confidence in favor of NWE.
 
i am 100% confident the 49ers will win tomorrow, but as we know anything can happen. but i know jim mora jr. and greg knapp, and i know how they're going to play. it plays right into our hands.

also, brandon lloyd is the real deal guys. hear me now and believe me later, a lot of teams are going to be kicking themselves for letting him slip into the 4th round last year.
 

BlackMage

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Bowser said:
Woo I'm in the lead by one! I gave the TEN/MIA game a 14 pt. confidence in favor of TEN, and the NWE/IND game a 11 pt. confidence in favor of NWE.

hehehe i gave the Ten/Mia game a 15 pt confidence in favor of Ten and I gave a 2 pt confidende in Ind/New England and lost that one. So i'm still in the game.
 

Bowser

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
i am 100% confident the 49ers will win tomorrow, but as we know anything can happen. but i know jim mora jr. and greg knapp, and i know how they're going to play. it plays right into our hands.

also, brandon lloyd is the real deal guys. hear me now and believe me later, a lot of teams are going to be kicking themselves for letting him slip into the 4th round last year.

I see you gave 16pt. confidence in San Fran. I picked Atlanta in the pick 'em, but only gave it a 1pt. confidence because, well, I'm not very confident about it :p
 

Bowser

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Jonny said:
hehehe i gave the Ten/Mia game a 15 pt confidence in favor of Ten and I gave a 2 pt confidende in Ind/New England and lost that one. So i'm still in the game.

Actually, it hasn't taken into account the TEN/MIA game, so I'm at 25pts atm. 2nd place is
Ramirez with 19pts.
 

Bowser

Member
Now for the NFC: Does it surprise you to hear that I think this year's Carolina will, in fact, be Carolina?

The Panthers are hardly a bold pick ... and they're sure not a sexy one. While a majority of my peers seem convinced that the Patriots will return to the Super Bowl, far fewer have come to the equally obvious conclusion that Carolina appears to be at least as good in 2004 as it was in 2003. The Panthers remain fast and furious on defense, they still have an abundance of productive backs and receivers, and they still have the coach (John Fox) and quarterback (Jake Delhomme) who came so close to winning it all last February.

*thumbs up*

5) If I must pick a score: Panthers 2, Jets 1, city of Jacksonville zero future Super Bowls.

:lol

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/writers/michael_silver/09/10/open.mike/index.html
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
if you guys want any of the scouting reports from ESPN Insider on any game, just lemme know. I'd post 'em all, but it'd be fucking looooooooong.
 

tmdorsey

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
i am 100% confident the 49ers will win tomorrow, but as we know anything can happen. but i know jim mora jr. and greg knapp, and i know how they're going to play. it plays right into our hands.


I like how you back your team no matter how bad their situation looks, FMT. ;)
 
how does our situation look bad? let me point out some things for you:

1. falcons defense is far worse than ours
2. the only weakness of our defense is size. falcons have no size on their line. we probably have the speediest set of linebackers in the league. guess what that means?
3. vick hasn't gotten many reps
4. vick is a career 50% passer
5. last time vick played in san francisco he was 0-4 passing, and you guys lost :D


49ers are going to surprise people, you'll see
 

SickBoy

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
49ers are going to surprise people, you'll see

Well, you're a person, and you think they're going to have a playoff season, right? ;)

Think Falcons/Niners will be close though... and they'll have 4-6 competitive games in the NFC West at least.

-SB
 

tmdorsey

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
how does our situation look bad? let me point out some things for you:

1. falcons defense is far worse than ours
2. the only weakness of our defense is size. falcons have no size on their line. we probably have the speediest set of linebackers in the league. guess what that means?
3. vick hasn't gotten many reps
4. vick is a career 50% passer
5. last time vick played in san francisco he was 0-4 passing, and you guys lost :D


1. Debatable. Very debatable.
2. Sounds like a push to me, we will have to see how this turns out tomorrow.
3. He will be alright. Media is making a bigger deal out of this than it is.
4. He has better receivers to throw to this season, so that should make a hugh difference.
5. Irrelevant(sp?)


It should be very interesting tomorrow.
 

Bowser

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Desperado said:
ARGH come on get here already, sunday..

GOOOOOOOOOOOO TEXANS!!

Sunday? It's HELL waiting for Monday. Even worse knowing that Monday I have two tests in school before I can go home to do a shitload of AP hw before being able to watch the game.
 

Miguel

Member
Well it's finally here.
I've been waiting all week
Just to kick this thing off.
I've been rocking away
On the edge of my seat.
Now I'm ready to roll.
Here they come to mix things up.
Bet your boots you know what I'm talking about.
Let's get ready to root for our team.
All you Texans, get up and scream.

It's football time in Houston and we're ready to play.
We've got no time to lose now
It's red, white and blue today.
Welcome to the greatest city of all.
Houston, Texas, are you ready for some football?

It can rain, it can pour, it can snow, I don't care.
I'm here 'til the end.
The spirit of victory is blowing around in the air.
We're going to win.
I'm so excited that we're all here.
I love the sound of those hometown cheers.
Men, women, girls and boys
Get on your feet and make some noise.

It's football time in Houston and we're ready to play.
We've got no time to lose now
It's red, white and blue today.
Welcome to the greatest city of all.
Houston, Texas, are you ready for some football?

(Spoken) The Texans are about to march.
Toro's getting ready to charge.

It's football time in Houston and we're ready to play.
We've got no time to lose now
It's red, white and blue today.
Welcome to the greatest city of all.
Houston, Texas, are you ready for some footbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall?
 

methodman

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Niners = winners tommorow. I didn't know i enjoyed watching football this much, but i do. Tommorow's game = TIVO'ed and Watched and the same time.

Niners = 1-0!111111111111
 
Sorry tmdorsey, but fmt is right about at least one thing. The niners have a very good defense, and i'm gonna say it's much better than atlanta's D. The game will be close only because SF is garbage on offense.
 

methodman

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soulja224466 said:
Sorry tmdorsey, but fmt is right about at least one thing. The niners have a very good defense, and i'm gonna say it's much better than atlanta's D. The game will be close only because SF is garbage on offense.

Kevan Barlow = the new best back (after LaDanian, Preist, and Clinton of course!) in the league. Just watch, this is gona be his year to shine. AND, I think Brandon Lloyd is gona be a very very good WR. Hes gona show up a couple cornerBacks with his quick moves. The niners know what to do with their WR's, move them to different slots on every play, and they will be open on some for sure; and now the niners FINALLY (after like 5 years) have a QB who can throw it farther then 30 yards.
 
methodman said:
Kevan Barlow = the new best back (after LaDanian, Preist, and Clinton of course!) in the league. Just watch, this is gona be his year to shine. AND, I think Brandon Lloyd is gona be a very very good WR. Hes gona show up a couple cornerBacks with his quick moves. The niners know what to do with their WR's, move them to different slots on every play, and they will be open on some for sure; and now the niners FINALLY (after like 5 years) have a QB who can throw it farther then 30 yards.

do all niner fans drink out of the same delusional well in a centralized san fransisco location?
 
This board has more dreams of SF being good this year than anywhere in the world including SF. Then again I'm a Bears fan expecting a winning (9-7) season so I can't talk.
 
do all niner fans drink out of the same delusional well in a centralized san fransisco location?

not as delusional as redskins fans who "forget" about bets they lost :D



one thing is for sure ladies, kbar is the real deal. there are so many factors that can cause a game to go either way, but i will be shocked if the 49ers dont win in comfortable fashion tomorrow.
 

Miguel

Member
Nothing like a little fantasy conversation with someone you've never fucking talked to in your life...that got your AIM screenname through GAF.


:lol



kingkurtrx: lol
kingkurtrx: i can get: kurt warner
kingkurtrx: k. boller
kingkurtrx: v. testaverde
kingkurtrx: p.rivers
kingkurtrx: a.feeley
kingkurtrx: k.collins
kingkurtrx: j.fielder
kingkurtrx: k.stewart
kingkurtrx: c.ahndler
kingkurtrx: flutie
kingkurtrx: q carter
kingkurtrx: j. blake
kingkurtrx: holcomb
molina118: yikes
molina118: how many fucking teams are in your league? and why the fuck did you wait til round 18 to take a QB? :p
kingkurtrx: i wasn't there live, and i forgot to set my picks
molina118: :-
molina118: :-\
kingkurtrx: 14 teams
kingkurtrx: is palmer startin'? if so, wouldn't he be a decent qb? nyj defense isn't that good.
molina118: yeah, palmer is starting
molina118: as is McCown
molina118: who is Arizona against
kingkurtrx: stl
molina118: hrm
molina118: yeah, I'd probably go with Carson.
kingkurtrx: thought so, ok, and one last question
molina118: I have a question myself...., who are you? :p
kingkurtrx: J. McCareins (nyj) or J. Morton (kc) ?
kingkurtrx: lol, long story. i got your aim off a site. madden related i think
molina118: Gaming-Age?
kingkurtrx: yeah, maybe.
molina118: more than likely
molina118: who are they up against?
kingkurtrx: nyj plays cin
kingkurtrx: kc plays denver
molina118: no brainer...
molina118: Morton vs Lynch/Bailey = suicide
molina118: go with McCareins
kingkurtrx: ok, thanks. and steelers defense over redskins defense?
molina118: steelers vs who?
molina118: Bucs may give the Persons' a hard time.
kingkurtrx: oak
molina118: Steelers
kingkurtrx: ok, thanks a lot man.
kingkurtrx: you must be thinkin' i got a shitty ass team
molina118: sounds like it.
kingkurtrx: i do have steve smith and d.jackson
molina118: well, that helps
molina118: RB?
kingkurtrx: and barlow as rb
kingkurtrx: :-\
molina118: aim high! (on the consolation bracket)
kingkurtrx: lol
kingkurtrx: ouch, i play a team that has garcia, holt, bruce, and jamal lewis :-(
molina118: bend over.
kingkurtrx: haha.
kingkurtrx: i may be able to pull it off. lewis is the only major threats


Poor guy.
 

Desperado

Member
Code:
QB	M. Brunell (Was - QB)		TB
WR	T. OwensP (Phi - WR) 		NYG
WR	I. Bruce (StL - WR) 		Ari
WR	Re. Williams (Jac - WR) 	@Buf
RB	Q. Griffin (Den - RB) 		KC
RB	A. Smith (Ten - RB) 		@Mia
TE	K. Winslow (Cle - TE) 		Bal
WR/RB	M. Muhammad (Car - WR) 		GB
BN	J. McCown (Ari - QB) 		@StL
BN	B. Stokley (Ind - WR) 	  	@NE
BN	D. Graham (NE - TE) 	  	Ind
BN	A. Zereoue (Oak - RB) 		@Pit
BN	C. Bradford (Hou - WR)		SD	

K	A. Vinatieri (NE - K)	 	Ind

DEF	Baltimore (Bal - DEF)		@Cle
BN	Houston (Hou - DEF)		SD

FUCK my team sucks...so am I starting the "right" people? argh help me someone
 

Bob White

Member
Can't wait to see Joe Gibbs and his band of other old ass coaches break under the pressure.

Fuck the Redskins. Tampa is going to run up and down them and RUIN their shit all fucking day long.
 

DMczaf

Member
Bob White said:
Can't wait to see Joe Gibbs and his band of other old ass coaches break under the pressure.

Fuck the Redskins. Tampa is going to run up and down them and RUIN their shit all fucking day long.

Bob White, did you ever know that you're my hero?

Fuck I hate this avatar! People will think im a Panthers fan all season :(
 

Bowser

Member
DMczaf said:
Bob White, did you ever know that you're my hero?

Fuck I hate this avatar! People will think im a Panthers fan all season :(

You will be by season's end :p

delhomme.jpg
smith.jpg

foster.jpg
manning.jpg


You know you wanna root for 'em!
 
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