• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

NG+ |OT| NeoGaf+ For posts that don't fit anywhere else

jshackles

Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
Saw a guy in OT make a comment about going into a job interview with his balls showing.

The thing with me is, that's something I do everyday.

I always have my balls exposed. Sometimes partially; sometimes fully.
But you're the CEO, so the people that work for your company just have to put up with it
 

Putonahappyface

Gold Member
I get why people like T Swift but honestly I’m more of a Miley fan. I like the rasp she’s got and a strap on to make sure Richard Packer Richard Packer stays satisfied
QxeW4g4.gif
 

nush

Member
For the first time in my life I got to ride in a convertible car. Even better it's owned by my colleague who's happy to give me a ride each day instead of using the bus.

200.gif
 
Fun fact. I should be a multi millionaire.

As a teen, Aquafina had a contest. If you're caught drinking Aquafina water bottle when the Aquafina blimp passes over you. You will win 10 million dollars.

My friends and I were outside drinking Aquafina and we saw the blimp in the sky. We waved and pointed to our bottles. I guess they didn't see us because we never got contacted or the money.

Sad Season 2 GIF by Friends
 

TintoConCasera

I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
Was looking for the horse porn on GAF's ads thread, but couldn't find it. Was it nuked?

I wanted to share this banger of an ad:

rWcNIUs.jpeg


Got me guessing for a moment, 1'78€ for a dildo seems like a great deal.

Turns out it's just some kind of fishing glove. :goog_relieved:
 
Last edited:

nush

Member
As a teen, Aquafina had a contest. If you're caught drinking Aquafina water bottle when the Aquafina blimp passes over you. You will win 10 million dollars.

You didn't read the terms and conditions clearly. $10,000 was the most you could have won.

 

West Texas CEO

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Had a dick in my avatar, thought it was funny, specially considering who the owner of the dick was (The Gape Man himself)

But I didn't take into consideration that it was inappropriate, so genuinely was surprised that I was banned.
Not complaining though, I understand.
I still think it's funny that out of anybody, it was tommib who caused all the ruckus.

I thought he would've just kept quiet and enjoyed the Gape Man's rod in all its splendor. :LOL:

747154.jpg
 
Last edited:
Top Bottom