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[jshackles]

Saw a guy in OT make a comment about going into a job interview with his balls showing.

The thing with me is, that's something I do everyday.

I always have my balls exposed. Sometimes partially; sometimes fully.

But you're the CEO, so the people that work for your company just have to put up with it

 

[adamsapple]

Bring Back Scalebound

Jul 26, 2024

Aug 2, 2024

Inappropriate avatar. Do better when we bring back Bring Back Scalebound next week.

Wonder what it was lol

 

[near]

Bring Back Scalebound

Jul 26, 2024

Aug 2, 2024

Inappropriate avatar. Do better when we bring back Bring Back Scalebound next week.

Wonder what it was lol

This might explain it, you might be fortunate or unfortunate (depending on your preference) if you missed it.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I get why people like T Swift but honestly I’m more of a Miley fan. I like the rasp she’s got and a strap on to make sure Richard Packer stays satisfied

 

[Richard Packer]

Saw a guy in OT make a comment about going into a job interview with his balls showing.

The thing with me is, that's something I do everyday.

I always have my balls exposed. Sometimes partially; sometimes fully.

Old man. With old man balls confirmed.

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Seriously some good shit

 

[digital_ghost]

Seriously some good shit

Reminds me of menudo. I throw up at the thought of eating menudo. (cows stomach)

My friend was like try it! I did and barfed.

 

[nush]

Reminds me of menudo. I throw up at the thought of eating menudo. (cows stomach)

My friend was like try it! I did and barfed.

I've eaten that, it's alright as far as offal goes.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Reminds me of menudo. I throw up at the thought of eating menudo. (cows stomach)

My friend was like try it! I did and barfed.

I tried that in South America…it was served like a really chewy pasta

 

[digital_ghost]

I've eaten that, it's alright as far as offal goes.

I tried that in South America…it was served like a really chewy pasta

 

[West Texas CEO]

Old man. With old man balls confirmed.

 

[Rentahamster]

Have you tried mutton pho?

It's like I've pho-len in love with ewe.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Talked to my old boss who’s on the board of my now ex company about my severance being bullshit, he confirmed just now they calculated it for 1 year and not almost 5 years like I deserve. So they’re going to fix it.

 

[nush]

For the first time in my life I got to ride in a convertible car. Even better it's owned by my colleague who's happy to give me a ride each day instead of using the bus.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

For the first time in my life I got to ride in a convertible car. Even better it's owned by my colleague who's happy to give me a ride each day instead of using the bus.

 

[digital_ghost]

Fun fact. I should be a multi millionaire.

As a teen, Aquafina had a contest. If you're caught drinking Aquafina water bottle when the Aquafina blimp passes over you. You will win 10 million dollars.

My friends and I were outside drinking Aquafina and we saw the blimp in the sky. We waved and pointed to our bottles. I guess they didn't see us because we never got contacted or the money.

 

[TintoConCasera]

Was looking for the horse porn on GAF's ads thread, but couldn't find it. Was it nuked?

I wanted to share this banger of an ad:

Got me guessing for a moment, 1'78€ for a dildo seems like a great deal.

Turns out it's just some kind of fishing glove.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Spoiler

deez nuts!

 

[nush]

As a teen, Aquafina had a contest. If you're caught drinking Aquafina water bottle when the Aquafina blimp passes over you. You will win 10 million dollars.

You didn't read the terms and conditions clearly. $10,000 was the most you could have won.

Aquafina Heads Off in Blimp to Look for Supporters - Chief Marketer

In its biggest promotion to date, Pepsi's Aquafina bottled water is taking to the skies in a blimp searching for consumers drinking its product. Once

www.chiefmarketer.com

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I loved that comic when I was a kid

Would always reread the whole story

 

[digital_ghost]

I loved that comic when I was a kid

Would always reread the whole story

Same here.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I luv that comic as an adult

 

[Rentahamster]

I adore that comic as a possibly fictional hamster furry.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Big Baller ??

 

[Big Baller]

ÆMNE22A!C

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You punks need to stop changing your usernames. I can’t keep track of who is who

 

[Big Baller]

You haven't even seen my final form yet

 

[ManaByte]

This might explain it, you might be fortunate or unfortunate (depending on your preference) if you missed it.

 

[Peggies]

I missed the penis avatar

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[West Texas CEO]

I missed the penis avatar

According to Big Baller , it was the penis of film superstar, Mike Arduino.

 

[Big Baller]

Let's ask the man himself Bring Back Scalebound

 

[Bring Back Scalebound]

Let's ask the man himself Bring Back Scalebound

Had a dick in my avatar, thought it was funny, specially considering who the owner of the dick was (The Gape Man himself)

But I didn't take into consideration that it was inappropriate, so genuinely was surprised that I was banned.
Not complaining though, I understand.

 

[Big Baller]

Welcome back Son

 

[West Texas CEO]

The gape man?

 

[Big Baller]

Yes

 

[Peggies]

Is that the newest Blumhouse movie?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Had a dick in my avatar, thought it was funny, specially considering who the owner of the dick was (The Gape Man himself)

But I didn't take into consideration that it was inappropriate, so genuinely was surprised that I was banned.
Not complaining though, I understand.

I still think it's funny that out of anybody, it was tommib who caused all the ruckus.

I thought he would've just kept quiet and enjoyed the Gape Man's rod in all its splendor.

 

[Bring Back Scalebound]

The gape man?

Don't google that bruddah.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Don't google that bruddah.

I'm at work anyway, so

 

[Bring Back Scalebound]

I still think it's funny that out of anybody, it was tommib who caused all the ruckus.

I thought he would've just kept quiet and enjoyed the Gape Man's rod in all its splendor.

I don't mind, no beef with anybody.
I did miss the forum though. Glad to be back.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I don't mind, no beef with anybody.

I don't think he meant to do it intentionally, tbh. He was just poking fun at it.

 

[Richard Packer]

The gaped man?

That's what we used to call @Thaedolus in college.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

That's what we used to call @Thaedolus in college.

 

[Rentahamster]

Tentacle gape

 

[Putonahappyface]

Don't google that bruddah.

I googled.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I missed the penis avatar

Me too.

 

[Bring Back Scalebound]

I googled.

You cursed yourself, m8...

In max 2 years, you will be fully embraced by the urges to Gape the women.