NHL '12 Playoffs |OT2| NHL ratings up 50%; GAF ratings down 90%

Clarkson has to be kicking himself, can't get better looks.

Very little crowd noise, they were pretty rowdy last series.
 
I can't do this, I'm dying.

I need to lie down.

It's okay. You did more than anyone could've ever expected from you. No man, no HUMAN could possibly keep watching this. Thank you. lol.

TL;DR JESUS CHRIST CBC WHAT ARE YOU THINKING.
 
"Looking at the new jersey logo...it kinda looks like a sperm...an angry sperm."

"It's fired up and ready to go"

"This is Doughty, he's suppose to be good from what I heard"
 
"Don Cherry said the game was about the forecheck, I wrote that down cause I like the word"

"I'm guessing that would be the forwards on the team being aggressive and taking shots on the nets"
 
"Another shot on Brodeur, now that's a forecheck"

"The puck keeps flying at every end and just keep chasing it"

"See he shoots it over and no one is there"
 
"Another shot on Brodeur, now that's a forecheck"

"The puck keeps flying at every end and just keep chasing it"

"See he shoots it over and no one is there"

Poor, poor Cameraman. I don't know what else to say about this. Don't let this man get close to even a butter knife.
 
"What are they doing? Eww what's he smelling?"

"They seem disgusted by that!"

"Isn't that kinda like steroids? It should be illegal"

"You do that in the locker room you don't do that on the bench where everyone can see you!"

"I'm embarrassed for them"
 
"Where is that man's lips?" (In regards to Darryl Sutter)

"That man does not show his lips, do you think that's nervous energy? A nervous tick of his?"

"I don't like Clarkson with a beard, I think he looks better without it"

"Basically my feet are the same size as Kovalchuk's"
 
I can't get over this nonexistent crowd. They're making Phoenix look like an Original Six arena.

I don't get it. The Rock was WAY more electric in the last round even.
 
"Parise had a chance he could have jumped on Quick there, but he chose to be a gentleman"

"I love Zach"

"He's got a little boy name"

"I don't know if it's true but I feel hockey is one of those sports that you can transcend hangovers"

"Do we lock it up or love it down on game day" (In regards to sex on game day)
 
"Parise had a chance he could have jumped on Quick there, but he chose to be a gentleman"

"I love Zach"

"He's got a little boy name"

"I don't know if it's true but I feel hockey is one of those sports that you can transcend hangovers"

"Do we lock it up or love it down on game day" (In regards to sex on game day)

WTF are you doing? are your narrating?
 
WTF are you doing? are your narrating?

JESUS CHRIST CBC WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/whilethemenwatch/video/live/#id=2220697653

JESUS.MOFUCKING.CHRIST.

EDIT: For the non-CBC-people here: It's... like... oh god. Okay, imagine Oprah, or... something worse, but instead of talking about relationship problems 2 women are watching the stream and talking about how the skaters are pumping their chests up and shit. I couldn't watch it for more than 5 seconds before going "wtf are you doing CBC" and had to go back, I think I'm still a bit traumatized.


He's the hero GAF deserves.
 
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