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[Alucard]

Kings with 4 guys back.

 

[Kave_Man]

"Punch to the face"
"That is illegal!"
"The man punched him in the face"

 

[SpacLock]

Late to post this and it's not really a good time, but I'm sad about Lidstrom leaving. A living legend.

Anyway, go Kings.

 

[LJ11]

Clarkson has to be kicking himself, can't get better looks.

Very little crowd noise, they were pretty rowdy last series.

 

[Smiley90]

"Punch to the face"
"That is illegal!"
"The man punched him in the face"

I'm dying over here lol

 

[Entropia]

Just got in, anything interesting happen?

Kings up 1-0!?

GO KINGS GO!

 

[Smiley90]

Just got in, anything interesting happen?

Kings up 1-0!?

GO KINGS GO!

Read Kave_Man's brave deed-posts, they're the best part about this game.

 

[RC]

Kings will take this series in 5 and put an end to the Cinderella curse.

 

[Kave_Man]

I can't do this, I'm dying.

I need to lie down.

 

[Smiley90]

I can't do this, I'm dying.

I need to lie down.

It's okay. You did more than anyone could've ever expected from you. No man, no HUMAN could possibly keep watching this. Thank you. lol.

TL;DR JESUS CHRIST CBC WHAT ARE YOU THINKING.

 

[Entropia]

I can't do this, I'm dying.

I need to lie down.

ly dow,?

 

[Socreges]

"If you gotta spit you spit but don't swallow"

My interest got perked for a second there.

Keep us posted on the sexual tension. Keep the rest to yourself.

 

[Socreges]

I can't do this, I'm dying.

I need to lie down.

SAYGOONYYY

 

[Kave_Man]

Keep us posted on the sexual tension. Keep the rest to yourself.

I thought you'd like that big boy.

Okay so I'm back, my brother challenged me to go through the whole game.

Challenge accepted. I will hate life.

 

[Kave_Man]

"Looking at the new jersey logo...it kinda looks like a sperm...an angry sperm."

"It's fired up and ready to go"

"This is Doughty, he's suppose to be good from what I heard"

 

[Smiley90]

I thought you'd like that big boy.

Okay so I'm back, my brother challenged me to go through the whole game.

Challenge accepted. I will hate life.

Your brother is a cruel man.

 

[Kave_Man]

"Don Cherry said the game was about the forecheck, I wrote that down cause I like the word"

"I'm guessing that would be the forwards on the team being aggressive and taking shots on the nets"

 

[Kave_Man]

"Another shot on Brodeur, now that's a forecheck"

"The puck keeps flying at every end and just keep chasing it"

"See he shoots it over and no one is there"

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

"Another shot on Brodeur, now that's a forecheck"

Sweet Jesus on a pogo-stick.

 

[Smiley90]

"Another shot on Brodeur, now that's a forecheck"

"The puck keeps flying at every end and just keep chasing it"

"See he shoots it over and no one is there"

Poor, poor Cameraman. I don't know what else to say about this. Don't let this man get close to even a butter knife.

 

[Kave_Man]

"What are they doing? Eww what's he smelling?"

"They seem disgusted by that!"

"Isn't that kinda like steroids? It should be illegal"

"You do that in the locker room you don't do that on the bench where everyone can see you!"

"I'm embarrassed for them"

 

[DopeyFish]

Smelling steroids lol

 

[Kave_Man]

And now the cameraman tries to explain why they use it. Relating it to sour keys.

 

[white dynamite]

Stool gets the dumbest penalties...

 

[Kave_Man]

"Where is that man's lips?" (In regards to Darryl Sutter)

"That man does not show his lips, do you think that's nervous energy? A nervous tick of his?"

"I don't like Clarkson with a beard, I think he looks better without it"

"Basically my feet are the same size as Kovalchuk's"

 

[Marvie_3]

NFL on Fox theme playing during a hockey game? Nice job, Devils.

 

[Smiley90]

And now the cameraman tries to explain why they use it. Relating it to sour keys.

Lololol.

On a related note, I just saw someone in a NJ jersey. That's a first.

 

[Cake Boss]

Stool gets the dumbest penalties...

Its because hes a chair and stools shouldn't be playing hockey, they are stools.

 

[Alucard]

This game is putting me to sleep.

 

[MetatronM]

I can't get over this nonexistent crowd. They're making Phoenix look like an Original Six arena.

I don't get it. The Rock was WAY more electric in the last round even.

 

[Cagey]

Game seems to have no real flow.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

NFL on Fox theme playing during a hockey game? Nice job, Devils.

Ya, I was so confused by that.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

This game is putting me to sleep.

So how's that action packed finals people were saying about? I mean if I remember correctly we had people in here saying this was the best outcome and that it would be more exciting than we think!

 

[Kave_Man]

"We are talking about Dustin Brown's beard"

"I hate to say it but it looks like a patch of pubes"

 

[Alucard]

Hope the Devils end the period without a shot just for laughs.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Kings are really 8% on the PP? WOW

 

[CitizenCope]

Just got in, anything interesting happen?

Hell no. This is exactly what I feared.
Hillary Clinton sees more scoring chances than this.

 

[RC]

So how's that action packed finals people were saying about? I mean if I remember correctly we had people in here saying this was the best outcome and that it would be more exciting than we think!

Who would be that delusional to say something like that?

 

[Alucard]

Aw, that wasn't a real shot. Booooo. Keep the zero on the board.

 

[Kave_Man]

"Parise had a chance he could have jumped on Quick there, but he chose to be a gentleman"

"I love Zach"

"He's got a little boy name"

"I don't know if it's true but I feel hockey is one of those sports that you can transcend hangovers"

"Do we lock it up or love it down on game day" (In regards to sex on game day)

 

[Levyne]

Well that was exciting for a sec. Nice shot attempt Devils

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Who would be that delusional to say something like that?

I won't pull a Soc here and find it but I thought someone posted something similar early on in this thread.

 

[Kave_Man]

"Why don't you guys want overtime?"

"Because three periods is enough"

 

[Cake Boss]

"Parise had a chance he could have jumped on Quick there, but he chose to be a gentleman"

"I love Zach"

"He's got a little boy name"

"I don't know if it's true but I feel hockey is one of those sports that you can transcend hangovers"

"Do we lock it up or love it down on game day" (In regards to sex on game day)

WTF are you doing? are your narrating?

 

[Smiley90]

"Why don't you guys want overtime?"

"Because three periods is enough"

With how this game's going, I'm pretty sure overtime would be the most exciting thing that could possibly happen... -yawn-

 

[Kave_Man]

WTF are you doing? are your narrating?

That I am sir.

 

[Smiley90]

WTF are you doing? are your narrating?

JESUS CHRIST CBC WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/whilethemenwatch/video/live/#id=2220697653

JESUS.MOFUCKING.CHRIST.

EDIT: For the non-CBC-people here: It's... like... oh god. Okay, imagine Oprah, or... something worse, but instead of talking about relationship problems 2 women are watching the stream and talking about how the skaters are pumping their chests up and shit. I couldn't watch it for more than 5 seconds before going "wtf are you doing CBC" and had to go back, I think I'm still a bit traumatized.

He's the hero GAF deserves.

 

[ShaneB]

Fuck.

edit: at least the crowd is in it!

 

[Levyne]

yay

 

[RBH]

https://twitter.com/benhas19voices/status/208001989525782529/photo/1