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[Horsemama1956]

Kings blow this one? 3rd is Devils best..

 

[Alucard]

Wuzzat? Someone scored? *literal yawn* At least the third could be interesting. Finally some pressure.

 

[white dynamite]

That was stupid.

 

[Kave_Man]

"Nooo that means we are in overtime territory"

"I think I need to be involved in that third hug"

"I like how happy they get"

"STRADDLE! That was a quick straddle by Parise"

"This is going to get their momentum going coming into the third because they got a score"

 

[Cake Boss]

VOLCHY!!!

 

[ZeroGravity]

Lucky bounce, not surprised.

 

[Razorskin]

That women commentating stream is a absolutely painful and everyone involved in it's production needs to be fired.

 

[MetatronM]

Oh, hey, it's like a hockey game suddenly broke out here.

 

[Kave_Man]

The theme of Don Cherry's suit:

"prohibition"

"I think it was neutral"

 

[Smiley90]

That women commentating stream is a absolutely painful and everyone involved in it's production needs to be fired.

Apart from the cameraman. That man deserves every medal available.

 

[Cake Boss]

The one with the blue pants looks and acts exactly like my sister.

Would rather watch this than watch PJ Stock try to talk hockey.

 

[Levyne]

Nice story

 

[Socreges]

I won't pull a Soc here and find it but I thought someone posted something similar early on in this thread.

Which scares you more: the search function or evolution?

 

[Alucard]

This thread still feels dead during the Stanley Cup Final. Dang.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Which scares you more: the search function or evolution?

Neither, they both fear me!

 

[Kave_Man]

"When these guys slam into the window is it intentionally loose so they don't break a shoulder?"

"nooo of course it's not loose"

"That's not a regular gatorade he's got a potion in there"

"This is delaying the game"

 

[white dynamite]

My heart...

 

[fallout]

Hahaha. Parise with the hand.

 

[Revenant]

Devils have had so many missed chances

 

[fallout]

I really wish they'd just point at centre ice or wave. Distribute the reasoning through other mediums.

 

[Kave_Man]

"He knows it doesn't count if you put it in with your glove"

"Why do that?"

"Why would they even review it if they saw his paw..."

"We don't have time for delays for this silliness"

"Twitter knows before the ref on the ice?" (IN regards to it being a goal or not)

"His helmet is off!"

"Shouldn't they be blowing a whistle if his helmet is off?"

"That's not safe"

 

[Revenant]

"He knows it doesn't count if you put it in with your glove"

"Why do that?"

"Why would they even review it if they saw his paw..."

"We don't have time for delays for this silliness"

"Twitter knows before the ref on the ice?" (IN regards to it being a goal or not)

"His helmet is off!"

"Shouldn't they be blowing a whistle if his helmet is off?"

"That's not safe"

I'm not sure if I want to hug you or punch you

 

[Kave_Man]

Would you rather part 2:

"Would you take a hall pass with your boyfriend of the game but you don't get a chance to shave or shower beforehand"

"And unshaven everywhere"

"Is my boyfriend showered at least?" "yes"

"Wow...tricky one"

 

[fallout]

I'm not sure if I want to hug you or punch you

Shit, I'm thinking of sending him a case of beer.

 

[Revenant]

Shit, I'm thinking of sending him a case of beer.

For just two dollars you could help a struggling leafs fan....

Kave man-AID

 

[kassatsu]

Just turned the game on. Has NJ been this physical all game?

 

[Socreges]

Would you rather part 2:

"Would you take a hall pass with your boyfriend of the game but you don't get a chance to shave or shower beforehand"

"And unshaven everywhere"

"Is my boyfriend showered at least?" "yes"

"Wow...tricky one"

Isn't that just "Would you like to" instead of "Would you rather"?

They can't even get girl stuff right.

 

[Cagey]

Just turned the game on. Has NJ been this physical all game?

Unfortunately no

 

[Coldnoodle]

Glen Healy is a moron.

 

[ZeroGravity]

Denied. Great D.

 

[Marvie_3]

How did Fayne miss that?

 

[Kave_Man]

"They need to make those sticks a little more sturdy"

"Do you think if maybe they were to make the sticks metal and make the windows not bendable people would stop banging into each other and take down the violence?"

 

[Coldnoodle]

Screw you Fayne D:

 

[Alucard]

Oh man, what a miss.

 

[Socreges]

Holy shit, some incredible misses by NJ in this period.

 

[white dynamite]

So many scoring chances for Jersey. Jeebuz

 

[Revenant]

"They need to make those sticks a little more sturdy"

"

This could turn into some mediocre Canadian softcore. Keep us posted

 

[Socreges]

Glen Healy is a moron.

How can he be a moron if he can read lips and without even seeing their lips? That's some straight up ESP shit right there.

 

[Alucard]

Pad stackin'. Gotta love that.

 

[Socreges]

Brodeur

 

[Kave_Man]

"Tonight there's quite a bit of sliding on the bench"

"There's action going on..."

"See when the fans are on your feet, things are going good"

"Hurry up and score"

 

[Coldnoodle]

BRODEEEEEEEEEEEEUR!

 

[TheNatural]

BRODEUR IS STANDINGS ON HIS HEAD!

How old is Marty now, fitty five, sixty?

 

[white dynamite]

Damn you, Brodeur!!!!

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

BRODEUR IS STANDINGS ON HIS HEAD!

How old is Marty now, fitty five, sixty?

87

 

[Kave_Man]

"They're carrying momentum but they're not doing anything, they're tiring out"

"Do you think John Tortorella is watching?"

"Shout out to Brampton Ontario"

"Torts I don't think is watching"

"According to twitter everyone is chanting Marty"

"I don't understand, see when they were in New York everyone was chanting Marty and that was suppose to be bad vibes?"

 

[Slurmer]

"They're carrying momentum but they're not doing anything, they're tiring out"

"Do you think John Tortorella is watching?"

"Shout out to Brampton Ontario"

"Torts I don't think is watching"

"According to twitter everyone is chanting Marty"

"I don't understand, see when they were in New York everyone was chanting Marty and that was suppose to be bad vibes?"

Don't subject yourself to this

 

[Socreges]

Sweet replay on Brodeur's save on Penner. He was dropping to block the five-hole even as Penner was taking the shot. He must have an incredible ability for reading the shooter.

 

[Marvie_3]

Don't subject yourself to this

Seriously. Don't subject us to it either.

 

[Kave_Man]

"We should do a bet, let's do a bet"

"Penner is the largest man in the finals"

"My thing is you need at least 4 minutes to score a goal"

"The only good thing about overtime is once they score that's it"

"Did you see the snap of the leg? That could be useful in other parts of life"

"Should we talk about the straddle?"

"The focus is on the beard but what men don't realize is the most important part is the back of the neck"