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[Dastardly Jerks]

Been avoiding this thread because I haven't watched the first SCF game yet. Watching it tonight. This page seems safe if you ignore the 1 Kings and the 1 Devils fan.

I wish I was ambidextrous with my feet. That would be awesome.

Can't you turn left, Zoolander-style?

I'm right-handed and hold my (goalie) stick to the right... which means I now technically shoot(pass) left :S

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Been avoiding this thread because I haven't watched the first SCF game yet. Watching it tonight. This page seems safe if you ignore the 1 Kings and the 1 Devils fan.



Can't you turn left, Zoolander-style?

I'm right-handed and hold my (goalie) stick to the right... which means I now technically shoot(pass) left :S

Woo, another goalie.

 

[cube444]

Listen to this clusterfuck. Solo:

- swings left (tennis)
- swings right (baseball)
- shoots left (hockey)
- shoots right (basketball)
- golfs left (golf, duh)
- throws right (baseball, football)
- writes left

I am:

right
left
left
right
left
right
right

 

[Socreges]

My essays are already unreadable.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Actually I am quite good at writing papers (mostly because all of the dang history classes I have taken). It is only when it comes to hand writing something that it looks like a bunch of scribbles.

Woo, another goalie.

We have two goalies for our GAF pickup game now!! Woo!! Now to see which one sucks less than the other.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Actually I am quite good at writing papers (mostly because all of the dang history classes I have taken). It is only when it comes to hand writing something that it looks like a bunch of scribbles.



We have two goalies for our GAF pickup game now!! Woo!! Now to see which one sucks less than the other.

I traded in that festering pile of shit/abortion/all of the above of a game.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Might pick it up if I can find it for cheap somwhere

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Which genius scheduled the games so that the 2 day break doesn't actually happen right after the teams travel?

 

[CrazedArabMan]

I traded in that festering pile of shit/abortion/all of the above of a game.

Are you talking about NHL 12 because I was talking real life pick up game which we bring up many times and never do.

 

[Marvie_3]

Are you talking about NHL 12 because I was talking real life pick up game which we bring up many times and never do.

Some day......

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Some day......

We can all hope my friend, we can all hope.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Are you talking about NHL 12 because I was talking real life pick up game which we bring up many times and never do.

Oh. I'd be more than happy to rob you on your best Datsyuk impression. :lol

 

[Marvie_3]

Oh. I'd be more than happy to rob you on your best Datsyuk impression. :lol

That'll be pretty hard when Rev and I are simultaneously crushing your skull in with our elbows.

 

[vatstep]

Tim Thomas going on sabbatical, what? :lol

I picked a hell of a day to be so busy I couldn't even check Twitter

 

[wsoxfan1214]

That'll be pretty hard when Rev and I are simultaneously crushing your skull in with our elbows.

Hawks fans need to stick together against the Wings fans, dammit.

 

[Marvie_3]

Hawks fans need to stick together against the Wings fans, dammit.

We're already on Dastardly's team providing a solid 4th line.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

We're already on Dastardly's team providing a solid 4th line.

I could always just go THOMAS SMASH style and knock all of you guys over.

Besides, you're old and would break your hip the minute someone bumped into you.

 

[Entropia]

Tim Thomas going on sabbatical, what? :lol

I picked a hell of a day to be so busy I couldn't even check Twitter

That doesn't even make any sense... he's too old to be going on any kind of sabbatical.

 

[Socreges]

Tim Thomas going on sabbatical, what? :lol

Wha? Is he going to go campaigning for Romney or something?

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Hawks fans need to stick together against the Wings fans, dammit.

We already have the teams set up, and it was everyone against Tabris and any other people who joined late, so sorry, you get to be on the other team.

 

[Sanjuro]

Tim Thomas going on sabbatical, what? :lol

I picked a hell of a day to be so busy I couldn't even check Twitter

...

 

[Barrage]

Lost somewhat in the enormous news of Nicklas Lidstrom’s retirement and the Wings’ likely pursuit of UFA-to-be Ryan Suter, is that Brad Stuart is also likely out the door in Detroit. It’s believed he wants to move back to California for family reasons. So there’s two of your top three blueliners gone in Detroit.

Abandon ship. All Sedins and children off first.

 

[Marvie_3]

I could always just go THOMAS SMASH style and knock all of you guys over.

Besides, you're old and would break your hip the minute someone bumped into you.

 

[Marvie_3]

Wha? Is he going to go campaigning for Romney or something?

:lol

We already have the teams set up, and it was everyone against Tabris and any other people who joined late, so sorry, you get to be on the other team.

I thought it was West vs East?

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Spoiler

I'm so sorry.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

:lol


I thought it was West vs East?

Oh, I figured we just didn't want Tabris on our team and we had no goalie for the east.

Abandon ship. All Sedins and children off first.

Been known for a while and I wouldn't really say he is one of our top 3 defensemen at all. He was our worst defenseman in the playoffs though and had an ok regular season. This opens the door for the next Lidstrom (Smith) to start playing regularly.

 

[Marvie_3]

Oh, I figured we just didn't want Tabris on our team and we had no goalie for the east.

West vs East + Tabris

 

[CrazedArabMan]

West vs East + Tabris

OK, first line center get!

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Somehow I imagine tabris spinning around in circles in the neutral zone drooling and muttering, "Destiny... DESTINY!!!" to himself.

 

[Marvie_3]

OK, first line center get!

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LEFT WING / Crazed ArabMan ($5.000m) / RIGHT WING
LEFT WING / CENTER / RIGHT WING
LEFT WING / CENTER / RIGHT WING
Rev E. Nant ($2.000m) / Marvie Marv ($75.000m) / RIGHT WING

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LEFT DEFENSE / RIGHT DEFENSE
LEFT DEFENSE / RIGHT DEFENSE
LEFT DEFENSE / RIGHT DEFENSE

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Looking good so far.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

:lol

I need a shooter on my line, I'm more of a play-maker.

edit: 75M for a 4th line enforcer? You better make sure the whole team is unable to play by the 2nd period then.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

fuck that i'll play on cam's line then. i can shoot. i want nothing to do with tabris. he can play goalie.

 

[Marvie_3]

:lol

I need a shooter on my line, I'm more of a play-maker.

edit: 75M for a 4th line enforcer? You better make sure the whole team is unable to play by the 2nd period then.

That was the plan.

fuck that i'll play on cam's line then. i can shoot. i want nothing to do with tabris. he can play goalie.

Too late. You're on Tabris' team.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

absolutely not. i will play for a -30m cap hit.

 

[Clydefrog]

I can play left wing. I'm joining my buds hockey team if the Kings win the cup.

edit: i've played soccer all my life so i'm great at kicking the puck. +$5.00 trade fee

 

[Marvie_3]

absolutely not. i will play for a -30m cap hit.

When the briefcase full of cash is in my hands I'll fix it.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

When the briefcase full of cash is in my hands I'll fix it.

Fuck this. I'll be like Thomas and the game will be like the White House.

YOU'LL BE LOSING A STAR PLAYER.

 

[Marvie_3]

Fuck this. I'll be like Thomas and the game will be like the White House.

YOU'LL BE LOSING A STAR PLAYER.

Considering you weren't on our team in the first place, no we wouldn't.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Considering you weren't on our team in the first place, no we wouldn't.

It would be like an all-star game without Crosby and Ovechkin.

Anyways. I have been informed I would be named MVP of the game if I killed Tabris with my skate.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Hey I play RW and I'll be only a 12mil cap hit. Massive steal. 6'3 212 lbs

 

[Quick]

I'm right-handed and hold my (goalie) stick to the right... which means I now technically shoot(pass) left :S

Same here. Right handed, but my glove hand is right. Didn't think it was odd until my friend tried to correct me (glove on left), and that felt odd to me.

Which genius scheduled the games so that the 2 day break doesn't actually happen right after the teams travel?

There's a concert for two days.

 

[Marvie_3]

There's a concert for two days.

Coldplay again?

Edit: Nevermind. Radiohead.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Coldplay again?

Edit: Nevermind. Radiohead.

Another overhyped, shitty band!

 

[Socreges]

Another overhyped, shitty band!

 

[wsoxfan1214]

The Bends was average at best and everything affter was shitty. I don't see why they're so worshipped.

 

[SpectreFire]

The Bends was average at best and everything affter was shitty. I don't see why they're so worshipped.

 

[Clydefrog]

that SNL skit was sooooo good

 

[ShaneB]

Tim Thomas sure is a loon. Taking a year off? Yeah no big deal.

 

[alexthekid]

I've been a goalie for years but since DJ probably could fight for a spot on the national team I am volunteering for playing second string keeper.

 

[Acid08]

April 20th made me lol, cheers Soc.