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[Marvie_3]

The Simpsons images are always so spot-on with NHL-GAF. I have to hand it to you guys.


right now I feel like Bart and you guys are Lisa
http://i.imgur.com/9iiU8.jpg[IMG]


Dolan as an Anaheim Mighty Duck was pretty funny too[/QUOTE]

You're going on a field trip?

 

[Cake Boss]

So on Sunday I woke up and my dick smelled like flowers or something, I think I got date raped or something.

 

[Red_Man]

Shit, I was having appletinis with Cake Boss earlier and I still haven't recovered.

You must have held back, your sentences don't look like they were created by smashing your face against the keyboard repeatedly.

 

[Clydefrog]

You're going on a field trip?

okay then i'm marge at the gas station and you're Mr. Burns

bitch.

 

[Quick]

You must have held back, your sentences don't look like they were created by smashing your face against the keyboard repeatedly.

Here, I'll cover for him:

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[SpectreFire]

So on Sunday I woke up and my dick smelled like flowers or something, I think I got date raped or something.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

So on Sunday I woke up and my dick smelled like flowers or something, I think I got date raped or something.

You were trying on new perfume, weren'tcha Lisa!

 

[Red_Man]

Throw in a scrambled "tranny" and you're golden

 

[Marvie_3]

okay then i'm marge at the gas station and you're Mr. Burns
http://i.imgur.com/8RO5n.jpg[IMG]

bitch.[/QUOTE]
Why are you wearing a women's suit?

 

[SpectreFire]

Why are you wearing a women's suit?

I think the more pressing question here is why is he a woman?

 

[Clydefrog]

Why are you wearing a women's suit?

why are you driving a non-patented car from the 1920s era?

 

[Heretic]

You were trying on new perfume, weren'tcha Lisa!

lol! so good

 

[jred2k]

Why are you wearing a women's suit?

Because sometimes you just can't pass up a deal.

 

[Marvie_3]

why are you driving a non-patented car from the 1920s era?

Because I'm bad as fuck.

 

[Red_Man]

The past 3-4 pages have been pretty amazing, just sayin'

 

[SpectreFire]

What episode was that from again? I have this urge to go watch it again.

 

[sefskillz]

alanna ‏@alannafletcher@Nail10_1993 are you a ~virgin~

‏@Nail10_1993@alannafletcher ya ;(

i thought it was pretty obvious with this attire

 

[Red_Man]

:lol true, guess it wasn't enough to lure in Alyonka, Gally on the other hand.....

 

[Marvie_3]

What episode was that from again? I have this urge to go watch it again.

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield


Disc 3, Season 7

 

[Clydefrog]

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield


Disc 3, Season 7

Petroleum distillate!

 

[Marvie_3]

Petroleum distillate!

Go re-vulcanize some tires, post haste!

 

[SpectreFire]

Yakupov needs to stop asking Cherry to take him out clothes shopping.

 

[Smiley90]

Yakupov needs to stop asking Cherry to take him out clothes shopping.

:lol

 

[Red_Man]

Yakupov needs to stop asking Cherry to take him out clothes shopping.

"I go store get shirt you know, ugly shirt? I first overall that matter only, shirt don't matter, I go first."

 

[Smiley90]

"I go store get shirt you know, ugly shirt? I first overall that matter only, shirt don't matter, I go first."

"I glad I first, noone remember second" sounds familiar... just with a heavier accent...

 

[Marvie_3]

Yakupov am virgin

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Can find the back of the net, yet still can't find the clit.

Oh boy.

 

[Doctor West]

The popped collar and hand placement in that picture is a nice touch.

 

[Red_Man]

The popped collar and hand placement in that picture is a nice touch.

 

[Alucard]

Do you guys think Alyonka is just a friendly tour guide for new Russian players, or does she provide other services?

 

[Solo]

Do you guys think Alyonka is just a friendly tour guide for new Russian players, or does she provide other services?

Did you see that red dress? I think she fucked all* of them in the TSN Social Lounge.














*Except for Nail, lolz. Kid has serious blueballs. Probably a metaphor for what being an Oiler will be like.

 

[Merguson]

:lol true, guess it wasn't enough to lure in Alyonka, Gally on the other hand.....

took a vow of celibacy to focus on his gym training.. that man is dedicated!

 

[Marvie_3]

took a vow of celibacy to focus on his gym training.. that man is dedicated!

Women weaken legs!

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Dat Wilson signing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93LzxyMgPQ0


I'd rather we did, I like the guy and he has serious skill but those concussions man.. fuck. Can't have another season of that shit, total morale killer. Knowing our luck it'll come to bite us, he'll sign with MN and only be healthy when he plays against us.

True, I just really liked him. He's definitely talented but last 3 years especially he just hasn't been healthy. I kind of had a feeling too after he did come back and Sacco kept shitting on him by putting on 3rd and many times 4th line instead of on a higher line. :/

 

[Cake Boss]

"@Steve_Lloyd: According to #Sens Dev. camp guide, Robin Lehner is 21 lbs heavier & an inch taller than last year. 6'3 220lbs then, 6'4 241lbs now."

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Panthers invite Saskatoon Blades goalie Andrey Makarov to development camp. Gusta, we needed someone besides Markstrom in the cupboard.

 

[KernelPanic]

"@Steve_Lloyd: According to #Sens Dev. camp guide, Robin Lehner is 21 lbs heavier & an inch taller than last year. 6'3 220lbs then, 6'4 241lbs now."

So I guess all the rumors that I heard of him partying and getting addicted to junk food are true.

No wonder they traded for Bishop and drafted 2 goalies this year.

There might be some concerns if he's following the "Phil Kessel Diet for NHL Players"

 

[Merguson]

http://mlkshk.com/r/CWSA[/img[/QUOTE]

241 lbs? Is that even a good thing? I can't imagine that's good for his speed/quickness. Most of the goalies I see in the NHL are at 220 pounds or less.

 

[Solo]

241 lbs? Is that even a good thing?

If you're Dustin Penner, yes. Otherwise? Fatty.

 

[Cake Boss]

So I guess all the rumors that I heard of him partying and getting addicted to junk food are true.

No wonder they traded for Bishop and drafted 2 goalies this year.

There might be some concerns if he's following the "Phil Kessel Diet for NHL Players"

Really I have seen him on Xbox Live alot lately playing BF3.

LOL that pic url says milkshake, fitting.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Apparently Holland has offered Schultz a spot in the lineup if he signs with Detroit. I like this new Holland, seems to be getting rather aggressive. Also I'm starting to love our 2nd pick this year when we got Frk, kid has some nice hands and skill and a very hard shot, man our forward crop of young guys coming up is looking extremely good right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dF_PgivZIk&feature=player_embedded

Also a guy on HFboards who I believed called the Bertuzzi to Detroit after Hudler bolted to the KHL says his "sources" pretty much confirmed that Suter to Detroit is a done deal. I know HFboards, but I'm taking any little bit of positive news I can get, July 1st needs to get here quick!

 

[Cake Boss]

Yes as long as Pitts doesnt get Suter Ill be happy.

 

[DopeyFish]

Leafs also stated today they -want- Schultz

Please oh please

Having gardiner, Schultz, Phaneuf, Liles, rielly and Gunnar would be pretty mind bending

 

[KernelPanic]

Really I have seen him on Xbox Live alot lately playing BF3.

Yeah I know he got hooked on XBL and BF3, he was challenging people on twitter a while ago, if you beat him you get an autograph or something :lol

Just for comparison, Bishop is 6'7 and 215lbs.

Hope he gets his ass on the treadmill this summer, shame if he's let himself go like that, he's got insane skill.

 

[Marvie_3]

Also a guy on HFboards who I believed called the Bertuzzi to Detroit after Hudler bolted to the KHL says his "sources"

You may as well listen to Manics.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Yakupov am virgin

Probably not for long, he will be stealing the ladies from the freak shows that are Hall, RNH and Eberle.

 

[Wendel Clark]

Leafs D lookin soft

 

[Cake Boss]

Leafs D lookin soft

Yeah but your getting Schultz.

 

[sefskillz]

Also a guy on HFboards who I believed called the Bertuzzi to Detroit after Hudler bolted to the KHL says his "sources" pretty much confirmed that Suter to Detroit is a done deal. I know HFboards, but I'm taking any little bit of positive news I can get, July 1st needs to get here quick!

COLLUSION

 

[KernelPanic]

Yeah but your getting Schultz.

I'd say Vancouver.