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[Cake Boss]

I dont recall Burrows targeting other players heads.

 

[Smiley90]

I dont recall Burrows targeting other players heads.

Does "feeding them his fingers" count as targeting the head?

Also, back from my vacation, have we traded Luongo yet? Wait, there's a trade-ban? Boo.

 

[Socreges]

I can't believe alot of Canadian fans are happy he got injured.

Source? I can believe it, though. It's the internet.

 

[The Internet]

Source? I can believe it, though. It's the internet.

I was going off TSN comments...which I really shouldn't as they are like YouTube comments.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

I was going off TSN comments...which I really shouldn't as they are like YouTube comments.

TSN comments are the worst.

If the Canucks win: top-rated comments are "suck it haters"
If the Canucks lose: top-rated comments are "suck it Canucks fans"

 

[Kave_Man]

TSN comments are the worst.

If the Canucks win: top-rated comments are "suck it haters"
If the Canucks lose: top-rated comments are "suck it Canucks fans"

Still better than Leafs comments

If the Leafs win: top-rated comments are "1967" "makesmelaffs"
If the Leafs lose: top-rated comments are "1967" "makesmelaffs"

Hmm at least they're consistent.

 

[Red_Man]

I didn't realize people actually read those comments.....maybe if I need a reason to kill myself I'll check them out one day.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

MCA dies and Coyotes and Queens looking to advance. Fuck this postseason.

 

[Socreges]

I didn't realize people actually read those comments.....maybe if I need a reason to kill myself I'll check them out one day.

When Bergevin gives Gomez a contract extension you'll want to know what they have to say.

 

[Solo]

Welcome, Blues and Predators fans.

 

[Smiley90]

When Bergevin gives Gomez a contract extension you'll want to know what they have to say.

The salty rage in here will be delicious.

 

[Red_Man]

The salty rage in here will be delicious.

You don't think he's actually serious do you?

 

[Red_Man]

Dredger says Rick Dudley to be named assistant GM to Bergevin.

 

[Solo]

No surprise there, seemed obvious from day one. Great move. All of a sudden Habs exec team is getting legit.

 

[Cactus]

Dredger says Rick Dudley to be named assistant GM to Bergevin.

No surprise there, seemed obvious from day one. Great move. All of a sudden Habs exec team is getting legit.

Hmm. I guess the rumours were true after all. The only question left seems to be whether the Leafs will be able to hold onto him until after the entry draft.

Dudley is a great talent evaluator, though the impact he had with the Leafs was very minimal since he was only here for 11 months or so. The only signing we know he had any significant input in was Phillipe Dupuis, who didn't work out, but his past achievements speak for themselves. It'll be tough seeing him go to a rival team.

 

[Zombie James]

One period left...

 

[SpectreFire]

LA vs Phoenix WCF?

All of 6 people will be watching that on NBC.

 

[Tabris]

Team - Operating Revenue

New York Rangers 41.4
Philadelphia Flyers 3.2
Los Angeles Kings -2
St. Louis Blues -2.7
New Jersey Devils -6.1
Washington Capitals -7.5
Nashville Predators -7.5
Phoenix Coyotes -24.4

Bolded are teams probably going to go through if the same dynamic keeps. PHX vs NJD/WSH stanley cup finals. PHX wins.

 

[Montresor]

It kinda stings that Dudley is going to go to a division rival.

 

[yankeehater]

New Jersey Devils -6.1

This warms my heart greatly. Hopefully a few more years of losses like this kills that franchise off.

 

[Red_Man]

Babcock says he wants to finish up in Detroit but would love a chance in Montreal. Hhnnnggghhh god yes please make it so.

 

[SpectreFire]

I feel like we should be able to trade coaches or something.

AV for Hab's lottery pick.

 

[Red_Man]

Lolno you can have Kaberle

 

[Smiley90]

I feel like we should be able to trade coaches or something.

AV for Hab's lottery pick.

AV > Hab's lottery pick. Also lol@Kaberle.

 

[Red_Man]

AV > Hab's lottery pick. Also lol@Kaberle.

I agree he did a great job coaching you guys right out of the first round.

 

[Quick]

It kinda stings that Dudley is going to go to a division rival.

Especially because he's done extensive work for the coming draft.

What's the update on the situation? Is he going to wait until after the draft or go there immediately once contracts are signed?

 

[Montresor]

Babcock says he wants to finish up in Detroit but would love a chance in Montreal. Hhnnnggghhh god yes please make it so.

What the fuck... =/

 

[Solo]

What the fuck... =/

Haven't you heard? Everyone wants to play/coach in Montreal.

 

[Marvie_3]

This warms my heart greatly. Hopefully a few more years of losses like this kills that franchise off.

So bitter. :lol

 

[Solo]

How do you feel about Quenneville being Montreal's next coach, Marvie?

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Haven't you heard? Everyone wants to play/coach in Montreal.

We need Leafs-Age to right this ship.

 

[Marvie_3]

How do you feel about Quenneville being Montreal's next coach, Marvie?

As long as he takes Mike Kitchen with him, he's all yours, buddy.


In other news, Patrick Kane's offseason training is off to an early start:

 

[Red_Man]

God he looks like such a douche :lol

 

[Cactus]

We need Leafs-Age to right this ship.

Usually we would, but they're taking our guys too.

 

[SpectreFire]

In other news, Patrick Kane's offseason training is off to an early start:

And an early end apparently.

Patrick Kane's biggest weakness: Shitty beer.

Also: Horrible taste in women.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Babcock says he wants to finish up in Detroit but would love a chance in Montreal. Hhnnnggghhh god yes please make it so.

Excellent coach.

Still remember that tard that said Canada didn't have have a good group of coaches for the Olympics...fuckin dude didn't know what he was talking about.

But let's be realistic. You guys are going to get Ron Wilson!

 

[Red_Man]

Bergevin comes from a winning team, I assume he wants a winning coach

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

What does '5 x 2 = 10' even MEAN? Y'know, apart from being Grade 3 maths...

 

[Red_Man]

What does '5 x 2 = 10' even MEAN? Y'know, apart from being Grade 3 maths...

If he has sex with two girls that are 5's it's like fucking a ten?

 

[Marvie_3]

If he has sex with two girls that are 5's it's like fucking a ten?

Well according to George Carlin, fucking five 2's = a 10 so I guess that works.

 

[SpectreFire]

What does '5 x 2 = 10' even MEAN? Y'know, apart from being Grade 3 maths...

Back of his shirt has this picture:

Two 5's equals a 10. The man's making up for quality with quantity.

 

[fallout]

Back of his shirt has this picture:

http://thehockeychronicles.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/patrick-kane.jpg

Two 5's equals a 10. The man's making up for quality with quantity.

Those aren't 5s.

 

[Red_Man]

The one on the right isn't half bad, but the one on the left looks like she just walked out of Mordor.

 

[Marvie_3]

The one on the right isn't half bad, but the one on the left looks like she just walked out of Mordor.

Yeah I don't get the ragging on the chick in red.

 

[Revenant]

Patrick Kane doing his normal offseason routine of drinking and tuna fishing I see. Good to see he's taking the loss hard.

 

[Marvie_3]

Patrick Kane doing his normal offseason routine of drinking and tuna fishing I see. Good to see he's taking the loss hard.

He's drinking his pain away

 

[AngmarsKing701]

The one on the right isn't half bad, but the one on the left looks like she just walked out of Mordor.

lmao

 

[sefskillz]

rebuild time!

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Babcock says he wants to finish up in Detroit but would love a chance in Montreal. Hhnnnggghhh god yes please make it so.

Keep dreaming, sorry.

Also WELCOME SEF!!

 

[sefskillz]

THANKS, ITS SHITTY TO FUCKING BE HERE