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NHL 2011-2012 Offseason thread of Cash Rules Everything Around Me

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ShaneB

Member
Smiley90 said:
Next trade: philly trades away a D-man. Just for even more lulz. 0-1-4 system incoming?
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Nevermind, all these deals and rumours are confusing me. I was seeing Nash included to Philly for Goalie Bob and etc. It's not so funny anymore... well.. maybe a little.

I am so lost.
 
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Fei

Member
They're actually really comparable looking at their seasons as starters:

2011 Bobrovsky 28-13-8, 2.59 GAA, .915 %
2012 Bryz 33-16-7, 2.48 GAA, .909 %

Too bad for that humongous big contract until 2020. :lol
 
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Solo

Member
Subban and Yaks would provide a decade's worth of entertainment at the Bell Centre. Make it happen, hockey gods!
 
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Revenant

Member
Detective Mason now teams up with Bobrovsky.. a recently transferred in cop who plays by his own rules.

Coming octobe- December 2012

They can meet up with Kane and Kane in the sequel
 
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brucewaynegretzky

Member
Solo said:
I'm at work watching muted and am intrigued :lol

Will watch after work w/ sound
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I think you'll enjoy it. Their "I love to hear the boos" is a great leafs parody if you like that one. And of course "Moves like Jagr"...

Revenant said:
Detective Mason now teams up with Bobrovsky.. a recently transferred in cop who plays by his own rules.

Coming octobe- December 2012

They can meet up with Kane and Kane in the sequel
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:lol

yankeehater said:
Homer is going to turn around and trade him back his picks for Nash.
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I don't expect them to keep all these picks. Homer is gonna make another move today. He can't resist. My bet is he's mashing the X button on his controller as we speak.
 
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Kave_Man

come in my shame circle
brucewaynegretzky said:
We'd break him. He thought Vancouver was tough? Philly would eat him alive.
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I feel fairly confident after letting in a weak goal Luongo would just curl into the fetal position and cry right at center ice. Meanwhile the Philly fans wouldn't give a fuck and pelt him with beer and cheesesteak.
 
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Cake Boss

Banned
Greg Thomson @Greg_Thomson The San Jose Sharks have dropped out of the Rick Nash sweepstakes. At this point, it appears as though Ottawa is the front runner. #NHLDraft
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More like the only runner amirite?
 
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Quick

Banned
Kave_Man said:
I feel fairly confident after letting in a weak goal Luongo would just curl into the fetal position and cry right at center ice. Meanwhile the Philly fans wouldn't give a fuck and pelt him with beer and cheesesteak.
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Oh, the humanit--hey, a cheesesteak!
 
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brucewaynegretzky

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Thank god Leighton is a UFA too this year. If he ever set foot on the ice in Philly again I don't know what reaction I would have.

How has there been no talk about Iginla? Calgary is fucking retarded.
 
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ShaneB

Member
brucewaynegretzky said:
Thank god Leighton is a UFA too this year. If he ever set foot on the ice in Philly again I don't know what reaction I would have.

How has there been no talk about Iginla? Calgary is fucking retarded.
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Iginla should've been moved years ago when his value was near the top of the league. Now they'd be lucky to get food scraps for what they need to rebuild.
 
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Curufinwe

Member
Do Columbus have a backup goalie who can replace Bob for shootouts? He was a likable guy and definitely has potential, but god damn was he poor in on on one situations.

Apart from this time...

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fallout

Member
Revenant said:
Detective Mason now teams up with Bobrovsky.. a recently transferred in cop who plays by his own rules.

Coming octobe- December 2012

They can meet up with Kane and Kane in the sequel
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Mason: Damnit, Bobrovsky! This isn't our jurisdiction!
Bobrovsky: I'll make it my jurisdiction. *pulls out gun* ... just back me up, here Mase.
Mason: Alright, Bob. But this better work.

Chief: [later] Well Bobrovsky, Mason is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.
Bobrovsky: Hey I'm trying to eat lunch here!
 
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Acid08

Banned
Plinko said:
Smart move by the Sharks. I wash hoping they'd give up the farm for him and screw their team over.
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Lol what farm? We have one of the worst prospect pools in the League. Pretty much all career 4th liners or backup goalies. Hamilton is gonna turn out good though.
 
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Cake Boss

Banned
*Rumor*- According to various reports, #Sens now front runners for #CBJ Nash. Latest offer was, B.Bishop, N. Foligno, M.Zibanejad."
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Just accept it Howsen you little fucking prick.

Someone on the radio mentioned how all of the GMs pretty much refer to Howsen as dead man walking.
 
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Cake Boss

Banned
"@Aportzline: As for Rick Nash trade? Howson said no offers are close. "They have a ways to go yet.""
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Haha go fuck yourself.

Hes like that annoying that kid that no one likes but you are forced to make friends with him because hes the only kid that has a Nintendo 64 in the neighbourhood.
 
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Quick

Banned
fallout said:
Mason: Damnit, Bobrovsky! This isn't our jurisdiction!
Bobrovsky: I'll make it my jurisdiction. *pulls out gun* ... just back me up, here Mase.
Mason: Alright, Bob. But this better work.

Chief: [later] Well Bobrovsky, Mason is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.
Bobrovsky: Hey I'm trying to eat lunch here!
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Chief: Bobrovsky, in my office. NOW!
Bobrovsky: ...
Chief: The hell kind of stunt was that?
Bobrovsky:Just doing my job sir...the only way I know how.
Chief: That's 15 people dead, and 3 wounded for traffic duty!
Bobrovsky: Like I said, the only way I know how.
 
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