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[brucewaynegretzky]

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Chief: Bobrovsky, in my office. NOW!
Bobrovsky: ...
Chief: The hell kind of stunt was that?
Bobrovsky:Just doing my job sir...the only way I know how.
Chief: That's 15 people dead, and 3 wounded for traffic duty!
Bobrovsky: Like I said, the only way I know how.

Chief: Well, we're gonna need to reign you in. You're a loose cannon. Meet your new partner.
Bishop: Hey, friend.
Bob: [scowl]
Chief: This kid just graduated top of his class in the academy. He's gonna clean up your act Bob.
Bob: My act doesn't need any cleaning up.
Bishop: Of course not! I just hope we can work well together!
Chief and Bob: SHUT THE HELL UP BISHOP!

 

[Revenant]

Haha go fuck yourself.

Hes like that annoying that kid that no one likes but you are forced to make friends with him because hes the only kid that has a Nintendo 64 in the neighbourhood.

Breaking news

Ottawa Senators trade 2012-13 roster for rick Nash.

 

[DopeyFish]

Breaking news

Ottawa Senators trade 2012-13 roster for rick Nash.

Ottawa needs to add

 

[Marvie_3]

Haha go fuck yourself.

Hes like that annoying that kid that no one likes but you are forced to make friends with him because hes the only kid that has a Nintendo 64 in the neighbourhood.

:lol

 

[Buba Big Guns]

Howson apparently said that no teams are close...

He can seriously fuck off, no one wants Nash at that ridiculous price. Since he revealed that Nash requested a trade, he would never be able to get exactly what he wants.

 

[Cake Boss]

Don't waive your NMC Dick Rash, we don't want you, especially at that price.

If we're still in the talks then I imagine that Nash has accepted to waive to come here.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

This year is already more exciting than last year. Also lol at that Philly-Columbus trade.

 

[Acid08]

LOL @ Bobrovsky trade



Don't waive your NMC Dick Rash , we don't want you, especially at that price.

Force Howson to trade you to Boston for Tim Thomas or something.




I don't get it.

Lol!

 

[KernelPanic]

If we're still in the talks then I imagine that Nash has accepted to waive to come here.

I doubt it, our name has never come up in his supposed "list".

Our offer isn't good enough for Howson, no one's is.

Giving up this much for Nash will do us as much good as the Kessel trade was for the Leafs.

I bet you Crosby will resign at a lower cap hit.

 

[Cake Boss]

Fuck this, now I know how Rangers fans felt during the deadline. I hope the KHL ends up with Nash now.

Biggest cocktease ever.

 

[Kave_Man]

This year is already more exciting than last year. Also lol at that Philly-Columbus trade.

And yet nothing has happened at all!

 

[Doctor West]

Howson wants the blood of your first born for Nash.

 

[Quick]

Chief: Well, we're gonna need to reign you in. You're a loose cannon. Meet your new partner.
Bishop: Hey, friend.
Bob: [scowl]
Chief: This kid just graduated top of his class in the academy. He's gonna clean up your act Bob.
Bob: My act doesn't need any cleaning up.
Bishop: Of course not! I just hope we can work well together!
Chief and Bob: SHUT THE HELL UP BISHOP!

Later that day, in another part of town...

E. Kane: Patrick, isn't it a little too early to drink?
P. Kane: Evander, don't be such a downer, man.
E. Kane: But we're on duty!
P. Kane: The chief don't know what he don't....where was I going with this?
E. Kane: Have it your way, then.
P. Kane: Listen, Evander, why don't you have a sip. Live a little--wait, what's that?
Police Radio: All available units, we have a situation at main street. All available units, please respond...
Kanes: [stares at each other]
Kanes: BOBROVSKY!
E. Kane: This looks like a job for...
P. Kane: Sup ladies. I love your porky arms.
E. Kane: [sigh]

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Can't wait to see what happens!

Edit: Also I don't know if it has been mentioned but Duthie looks fucking tired.

 

[BigJonsson]

lol.........

 

[Quick]

 

[Cake Boss]

:lol

 

[Clydefrog]

hahahahaahahahah

 

[brucewaynegretzky]

:lol

 

[Cake Boss]

Jesse Rogers @ESPNChiHawks Just got to Pitt. I'm sure rumors are flying around. First one i got as Wrote in my blog yesterday, Stalberg in play. Eastern Conf??

Why

 

[yankeehater]

Why

Every team in the league is going to get together and pool all their players to make an offer good enough for Nash.

 

[Red_Man]

DRAFT DAY IS FINALLY HERE WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hell why did he even trade for bob... going into howsons brain would make a great iPsyconauts sequel

Fixed that for ya.

:lol :lol at that Dolan pic, I think he needs to be in this thread more often, and regarding Yakupov possibly falling to 3, I don't think it happens, but there's a part of me that would still take Galchenyuk over him.

 

[Cake Boss]

Every team in the league is going to get together and pool all their players to make an offer good enough for Nash.

Then have a lottery on who he plays for, just like the 05 draft but this time Pits aint allowed to play because they will cheat again.

 

[yankeehater]

Then have a lottery on who he plays for, just like the 05 draft but this time Pits aint allowed to play because they will cheat again.

They should totally share him so every fanbase could get the joy of saying that Nash plays for them.

 

[BigJonsson]

Damien Cox says the Leafs aren't going after Nash anymore and Vancouver has no one for Luongo except the Leafs and any reports otherwise are dreams

 

[Red_Man]

If Bergevin is smart, he'll unload Kaberle, Gomez, and Borque on Howson while he's still GM.

It will be pretty crazy if in a few days both Nash and B. Ryan are in the EC

 

[Red_Man]

Dunno if this has been posted in the last page or 2 but Ryan Murrays brother tweeted this then deleted it a while back

"not that i know for absolute sure but its looking pretty good that we could be making some alberta trips in the near future. #JustSayin"

YES. YES. YESSSSSSSS.

 

[yankeehater]

Dunno if this has been posted in the last page or 2 but Ryan Murrays brother tweeted this then deleted it a while back

"not that i know for absolute sure but its looking pretty good that we could be making some alberta trips in the near future. #JustSayin"

YES. YES. YESSSSSSSS.

So the Flames are going to trade Iginla to the Habs and then draft him?

 

[Heretic]

If Bergevin is smart, he'll unload Kaberle, Gomez, and Borque on Howson while he's still GM.

It will be pretty crazy if in a few days both Nash and B. Ryan are in the EC

Won't happen. Unless it's something big like Nash + 1st for Bobby Ryan. I would accept no less.

 

[Solo]

Murray to EDM means Yaks to NYI. Book it.

 

[Red_Man]

Won't happen. Unless it's something big like Nash + 1st for Bobby Ryan. I would accept no less.

Philly has made calls to try and get Ducks pick aka Dumba

 

[Cake Boss]

Dunno if this has been posted in the last page or 2 but Ryan Murrays brother tweeted this then deleted it a while back

"not that i know for absolute sure but its looking pretty good that we could be making some alberta trips in the near future. #JustSayin"

YES. YES. YESSSSSSSS.

LOOOOLOOOOOOOLLLOOOOLLLLOLLLL TAMBELLINI LOOOOOOLLLLL

 

[jbug617]

Tim Thomas agrees to waive his no trade clause.
https://twitter.com/NaokoFunayama/status/216234144487849984

A couple of teams already talked to the Bruins about Thomas in regards to cap floor or his availability to play next year.
https://twitter.com/NaokoFunayama/status/216235104685658113

 

[brucewaynegretzky]

Philly has made calls to try and get Ducks pick aka Dumba

YAY!

 

[yankeehater]

YAY!

I would be very happy with that. Our 1st + JVR + 45?

 

[Red_Man]

I think Dumba would fit in perfectly in Philly, and would much prefer if they didn't land him.

 

[Solo]

I've called in a conditional hit on Trevor Timmins if he passes up Yakupov or drafts Teuvo at third.

 

[brucewaynegretzky]

I think Dumba would fit in perfectly in Philly, and would much prefer if they didn't land him.

He's undersized. I like what I see but he's just not gonna make an impact very soon. Homer isn't patient enough to keep him around until he's worth it.

I still kinda miss Sbisa....

 

[Cake Boss]

Eklund: Here is where it is getting REALLY interesting. I have heard from two sources that Ottawa's talk about Nash may actually be a smokescreen to put forth great offer for Parise.

 

[dem]

I'm absolutely sick to my stomach

 

[Red_Man]

Down Goes Brown always has the best tweets:

How bad does your goaltending situation have to be for you to think “You know, I should call up the Flyers for help”.

 

[brucewaynegretzky]

Down Goes Brown always has the best tweets:

How bad does your goaltending situation have to be for you to think “You know, I should call up the Flyers for help”.

Laughed WAY too much at this.

 

[Zombie James]

Tim Thomas agrees to waive his no trade clause.
https://twitter.com/NaokoFunayama/status/216234144487849984

He should just retire so he doesn't become an embarrassment to another team.

 

[yankeehater]

Down Goes Brown always has the best tweets:

How bad does your goaltending situation have to be for you to think “You know, I should call up the Flyers for help”.

POST. OF. THE. THREAD!!

 

[Heretic]

Philly has made calls to try and get Ducks pick aka Dumba

You put Dumba in our minds, Red_Man! If we don't get him, it's you hear on a platter!!!

He's undersized. I like what I see but he's just not gonna make an impact very soon. Homer isn't patient enough to keep him around until he's worth it.

I still kinda miss Sbisa....

Cam was/is undersized to and he's been great.

I love Sbisa =)

 

[Cake Boss]

"@Real_ESPNLeBrun: Ottawa has talked to a few teams today about moving up in the first round. But nothing imminent at this point"

Get that 2nd overall.

 

[ShaneB]

Down Goes Brown always has the best tweets:

How bad does your goaltending situation have to be for you to think “You know, I should call up the Flyers for help”.

Hahahaha, perfect!

 

[brucewaynegretzky]

Cam was/is undersized to and he's been great.

I love Sbisa =)

Dumba's 2 inches shorter than Cam....

And Sbisa is great. If we hadn't gotten Pronger in that deal I would have been upset. Sbisa is gonna have a long NHL career.

EDIT: There's a guy who we should have kept over Carle....

 

[Cake Boss]

"@SportsnetSpec: We've known Griffin Reinhart is guy Oilers really like. Word now that EDM may trade down, don't want pressure of him being No. 1."

This keeps getting better and better.

 

[brucewaynegretzky]

Holy shit Forsberg is only 17 and people aren't excited by him?