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[Yawnier]

Sparks - 2 wins
Bernier - 0 wins

Bernier is ass

 

[Quick]

I present to you: Cracking the Nutcracker

Gonna need new Nutcracker gifs like these.

 

[Kave_Man]

Someone gimme the NHL-GAF google docs list so I can start adding you guys on PSN.

 

[trifelife]

New low. Even for Vancouver. What are you doing Vancouver? Jesus Christ. Get a hold of yourselves.

Do you need a hug bud? Do you want to play a game? Talk about football? Tell us about your pets?

We're just bad this year. It's cute you're trying to start some kind of rivalry but this is like picking on a disabled kid. Also nobody gives a shit about your team now and forever. So chill.

 

[Line_HTX]

Do you like ponies though?

Now GET OUT. OUT!!

 

[Socreges]

Do you need a hug bud? Do you want to play a game? Talk about football? Tell us about your pets?

We're just bad this year. It's cute you're trying to start some kind of rivalry but this is like picking on a disabled kid. Also nobody gives a shit about your team now and forever. So chill.

Easy there, trifelife

It's more like the fat kid, who lost 5 lbs over the summer, making fun of other kids for putting on weight. You're one game above .500 - stop the presses!

 

[CosmicQueso]

Vancouver fans are devoid of creativity. Cmon fellas, cracks on the Coyotes' attendance and record have nothing to do with the embarrassment which is Vancouver as a whole, not just its hockey club.

Just apologize for existing, say you'll try to do better, and let's all move on. You're embarrassing yourselves and the great nation of Cananadana.

 

[Calamari41]

I haven't been paying attention to Pittsburgh in the least this year. Are the Peens any good? I'm going to the game today and I need to know beforehand if we're going to get Coyote'd

 

[Quick]

I haven't been paying attention to Pittsburgh in the least this year. Are the Peens any good? I'm going to the game today and I need to know beforehand if we're going to get Coyote'd

Kessel.

 

[Socreges]

My hockey team's record and shitty attendance are not valid shit-talking points on a hockey video game message board on the internet.

Interesting approach, Queso. Very interesting

 

[Yawnier]

I haven't been paying attention to Pittsburgh in the least this year. Are the Peens any good? I'm going to the game today and I need to know beforehand if we're going to get Coyote'd

I hear that Rob Scuderi kid is pretty good

 

[trifelife]

I haven't been paying attention to Pittsburgh in the least this year. Are the Peens any good? I'm going to the game today and I need to know beforehand if we're going to get Coyote'd

Watch out for Vanaheim Canducks alumni Nick Bonino, he of five points on the year.

My hockey team's record and shitty attendance are not valid shit-talking points on a hockey video game message board on the internet.

Interesting approach, Queso. Very interesting

I guess he wants to discuss Arizona's neglect of human rights? Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his fucked up prison? The Support Our Law Enforcement and Safe Neighborhoods Act?

 

[Pikma]

I haven't been paying attention to Pittsburgh in the least this year. Are the Peens any good? I'm going to the game today and I need to know beforehand if we're going to get Coyote'd

Cindy Cosby is really good

 

[Pikma]

What the hell happened to our secret santa btw?

 

[Quick]

Awaiting the Erdick of Canucks-Age and/or Yotes-Age to write their diatribe.

What the hell happened to our secret santa btw?

I fucked up and forgot about it, clearly.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

I haven't been paying attention to Pittsburgh in the least this year. Are the Peens any good? I'm going to the game today and I need to know beforehand if we're going to get Coyote'd

Eugene Malk is one spicy dude, or so I hear.

 

[zroid]

Erie scored 5 goals last night but Strome was held off the scoresheet somehow

Meanwhile Travis Dermott had a couple assists! yay

 

[Quick]

Eugene Malk is one spicy dude, or so I hear.

 

[yyzjohn]

Bernier is ass

Ass is Bernier.

 

[CosmicQueso]

Good points being made.

I take it all back.

Nice town, Vancouver. Good people. Looking forward to visiting again.

 

[Smiley90]

Good points being made.

I take it all back.

Nice town, Vancouver. Good people. Looking forward to visiting again.

You were here and didn't tell us?

SHAFTED

 

[iLLmAtlc]

prust fined 5k for spearing marchand.

honestly i can't think of many better ways of spending 5k

 

[Line_HTX]

But I thought Marchand hooked Subban in the dick...

 

[CosmicQueso]

You were here and didn't tell us?

SHAFTED

Well it's a weird story.

I was sitting there at the overpriced hipster lounge, and this guy came in.

Dude was mid 30s, had this 23 year old with him.

Guy started yapping about young chicks and condos and how he makes nice money selling cars. Said they were going to Vegas.

I say sure, I'll go to Vegas. Next thing I know, I'm rolling into this real nice, upscale place. It was amazing. Think it was called the MGM Grand. This guy pulls in this crew, and we are living the Vegas life. Go to Benihana, stop in at the NASCAR cafe for drinks. Next thing I know is that's it's 3 am and the guy says he is going to go have intercourse with his younger girlfriend.

In hindsight, should have just stayed in Vancouver.

 

[Smiley90]

prust fined 5k for spearing marchand.

honestly i can't think of many better ways of spending 5k

worth it? Worth it. Heck, if I had to give 0.5% of my yearly income to spear Marchant in the dick I'd do it too

Well it's a weird story.

I was sitting there at the overpriced hipster lounge, and this guy came in.

Dude was mid 30s, had this 23 year old with him.

Guy started yapping about young chicks and condos and how he makes nice money selling cars. Said they were going to Vegas.

I say sure, I'll go to Vegas. Next thing I know, I'm rolling into this real nice, upscale place. It was amazing. Think it was called the MGM Grand. This guy pulls in this crew, and we are living the Vegas life. Go to Benihana, stop in at the NASCAR cafe for drinks. Next thing I know is that's it's 3 am and the guy says he is going to go have intercourse with his younger girlfriend.

In hindsight, should have just stayed in Vancouver.

Classic Sir Bat

 

[zroid]

Woah I'm getting all the CHL games right now on the Super Sports Pak channels

must be a free preview or something

London vs Guelph is on now

 

[zroid]

Marner doing Marner things again

 

[Yawnier]

Woah I'm getting all the CHL games right now on the Super Sports Pak channels

must be a free preview or something

London vs Guelph is on now

All you gotta do is complain to Rogers about how shitty they are, and they will give you 3 years of gamecentre live and bunch of sport/hockey channels in the 400s

 

[zroid]

All you gotta do is complain to Rogers about how shitty they are, and they will give you 3 years of gamecentre live and bunch of sport/hockey channels in the 400s

lol, I'll need to remember to ask for the Sports Pak next time

 

[Quick]

Well it's a weird story.

I was sitting there at the overpriced hipster lounge, and this guy came in.

Dude was mid 30s, had this 23 year old with him.

Guy started yapping about young chicks and condos and how he makes nice money selling cars. Said they were going to Vegas.

I say sure, I'll go to Vegas. Next thing I know, I'm rolling into this real nice, upscale place. It was amazing. Think it was called the MGM Grand. This guy pulls in this crew, and we are living the Vegas life. Go to Benihana, stop in at the NASCAR cafe for drinks. Next thing I know is that's it's 3 am and the guy says he is going to go have intercourse with his younger girlfriend.

In hindsight, should have just stayed in Vancouver.

Did this guy sell you a car?

 

[Marvie_3]

Why the fuck is the Hawks/Jets game at such a weird time. I thought it was later so Im probably gonna miss most of it now.

 

[eyeless]

good lord nylander>leivo>panik so sikk m8

marlies dominating, would be nice for bernier to get two shutouts in a row, hope they can hold on

edit; would be dope if leivo ended up being a half-decent nhler for us, he looks good this year with nylander

 

[Clockblockers]

i guess only our 2nd line is allowed to score; oh well

 

[Yawnier]

good lord nylander>leivo>panik so sikk m8

marlies dominating, would be nice for bernier to get two shutouts in a row, hope they can hold on

edit; would be dope if leivo ended up being a half-decent nhler for us, he looks good this year with nylander

Yes it would since LW is probably our weakest forward position. After JVR, there is basically nothing aside from B and C level prospects.

 

[Clockblockers]

hoss; nice to see the 1st line score

 

[zroid]

It's 8-0. Lol.

 

[Merguson]

So.. not the OHL for Marner next season then?

 

[zroid]

9 different Marlies have scored a goal today

 

[eyeless]

It's 8-0. Lol.

9-0 actually and the game's over

and the goat got the ninth goal

two shutouts in a row for bernie and he was cheesin at the end heh looked happy, hopefully this helps his confidence, need dat trade value

 

[MetatronM]

Turris is taking line rushes right now. Looks like he's probably in.

Rangers lines are as they appeared in practice yesterday, so it looks like we will be seeing #1C Oscar Lindberg tonight.

 

[Livingskeletons]

I still think Ducks make it to playoffs.
The Pacific is a dumpster fire of a division.

Hell if Arizona loses tonight and Oilers win then Edmonton is 3 points out of a playoff spot.

 

[MetatronM]

Turris is in.

Sens are 8-0-1 in their last 9 at MSG.

 

[Quick]

Marner's just fucking around in the OHL at this point. Nylander's probably ready for the NHL too.

Just a matter of time.

Just according to Nylandkaku, Marnkaku.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Now Ottawa vs NYR Would be a good Playoff Series

 

[Cake Boss]

Good fucking Reffing here in new York. No call on the clear trip on neutral ice but that interference is a fucking call.

 

[Cake Boss]

Tim Peel doing this game. Fucking figures.

He is the Oilers of NHL refs.

 

[MetatronM]

Clearly someone on the Ottawa bench was running their mouth too much.

 

[Cake Boss]

Lol joke reffing at it again.

No call on boarding but a call for Cameron yelling shit at the ref.

 

[Silexx]

I see the refs came out to play tonight.

 

[Cake Boss]

Clearly someone on the Ottawa bench was running their mouth too much.

They don't know their own mouth strength.