Don Cherry is really going to flip his shit when visors get mandated for coaches and management.
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO.
NOW, YOU KNOW I HOW I LIKE MY TOAST (CANADIAN) AND MY COFFEE (DOUBLE DOUBLE). BUT D'YA KNOW WHAT MY FAVOURITE TYPE OF VODKA IS? NONE! 'CAUSE I AIN'T A COMMIE, EH.
ANYHOW, HEARD THE NEWS 'BOUT DAVEY POILLE AN' LOSIN' HIS VISION IN HIS EYE, AN' I'M ALREADY STEAMED AT WHAT THIS IS GONNA MEAN IN THE FUTURE, EH: MANAGEMENT WEARIN' VISORS!
YOU SISSY EUROS ALREADY GOT THEM ON THE PLAYERS, AN' NOW YOU WANT 'EM ON MANAGEMENT? DISGUSTIN'! IT AIN'T HAPPENED YET AN' I'M ALREADY SET TO FIGHT 'BOUT IT, EH.
YOU ASK DAVEY WHETHER HE'D PREFER TO WEAR A VISOR INSTEAD OF LOSIN' HIS VISION AN' I'LL BET YOU HE'D SAY LOSIN' HIS VISION, EH. WE CANADIANS AIN'T AFRAID OF NO EYE INJURY. WE STARE AT EYE INJURIES IN THE FACE IF IT HAD ONE, EH. WHAT? HE'S AMERICAN? WELL, HIS FAULT HE AIN'T CANADIAN!
LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN I SAW A EUROPEAN WALK IN THE BATHROOM. HE KEPT THE DOOR OPEN 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT EUROS DO, EH. ANYHOW, HE'S IN THERE AN' POKES HIS EYE AN' IMMEDIATELY CALLS A DOCTOR TO GET IT CHECKED. DOCTOR TELLS HIM HIS EYE'LL BE FINE AN' HE SHOULD WEAR A VISOR EVERYDAY TO PROTECT HIM, EH. I WAS STEAMED, LET ME TELL YOU. THEN I SAW MANNY MALHOTRA WALK IN AN' ENTER THE STALL. HE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN 'CAUSE HE AIN'T ASHAMED 'CAUSE HE'S CANADIAN, EH. AN' HE SAT THERE AN' POKED HIS EYE. HE JUST LOOKED STRAIGHT AT ME AN' SANG "O CANADA", FIGHTIN' OFF THE EURO DOCTOR, EH. I WAS SO PROUD, HE REMINDED ME OF BOBBY ORR, GOD LOVE 'EM.