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[Smiley90]

Whhhyyyyyyyy are the reading the Declaration of Independance? I know it's Fox, but still.

You answered your own question

 

[RC]

Whhhyyyyyyyy are the reading the Declaration of Independance? I know it's Fox, but still.

It's so wonderfully ridiculous.

 

[Marvie_3]

Whhhyyyyyyyy are they reading the Declaration of Independance? I know it's Fox, but still.

Wait.....really? Fucking looooooool.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Buzz Aldrin lol

 

[Smiley90]

Wait.....really? Fucking looooooool.

You obviously also missed Bill O'Reilly "interviewing" Obama on BENGHAZIGATE earlier in the pre-game show. Because that's really what we want to hear about before the game.

Gotta push that agenda at all times!

 

[Sanjuro]

I'll mark out if Hulk Hogan reads some of it.

 

[RC]

America, America, America, America, and just in case you forgot, America.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

GUYS I THINK THIS IS ABOUT FREEDOM

 

[apocalidiot]

What channel is the pregame show on? I'm out of the loop I suppose

 

[shadowkat]

Wait.....really? Fucking looooooool.

Really.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Fuck my life they really read fake tweets in commercials now this is a thing?

 

[Marvie_3]

You obviously also missed Bill O'Reilly "interviewing" Obama on BENGHAZIGATE earlier in the pre-game show. Because that's really what we want to hear about before the game.

Gotta push that agenda at all times!

I'm not even watching and from the sound of it, that's a good thing. Sounds like one giant stroke to the military-industrial complex cock.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL Cubey.

Don't take the bait, Habs fans!

 

[shadowkat]

Is that Michael Keaton? Doing the Bale Batman voice?

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Is football happening at any point today

 

[MetatronM]

Is football happening at any point today

Not until we sing America the fucking Beautiful, goddammit!

 

[Merguson]

NFL Superbowl or Don Cherry's Rock'Em Sock'Em Hockey collection?

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Is football happening at any point today

Let's see how long the singer extends the shit out of the anthem.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Not until we sing America the fucking Beautiful, goddammit!

"Football will only happen when we reach our enlistment quota. Head down to your local armed forces recruitment center today!"

 

[shadowkat]

Let's see how long the singer extends the shit out of the anthem.

The two anthems that they do.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

A youth chorus?! Another hour to kick off

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

HEY FOX WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELEASE A WHOLE FUCKING FLOCK OF EAGLES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

NFL Superbowl or Don Cherry's Rock'Em Sock'Em Hockey collection?

5 hours of Don Cherry Rap on repeat.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TORONTO? THIS IS HOW YOU HONOR YOUR GODDAMN COUNTRY.

Kill me now.

edit: Captain America commercial directly following all that bullshit. Hahahahahahaha you can't make this shit up.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TORONTO? THIS IS HOW YOU HONOR YOUR GODDAMN COUNTRY.

Kill me now.

CAP'N AMERICA WITH THE ANTHEM!

*salutes*

 

[Samyy]

I could be studying for my midterms right now
Fucking start already

 

[Sanjuro]

The NHL wishes it could get a Captain America Trailer.

Hell, they would even settle for Man of Steel.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

METALLICA ALL UP IN THIS

 

[Smiley90]

"Football will only happen when we reach our enlistment quota. Head down to your local armed forces recruitment center today!"

:lol

ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TORONTO? THIS IS HOW YOU HONOR YOUR GODDAMN COUNTRY.

Kill me now.

edit: Captain America commercial directly following all that bullshit. Hahahahahahaha you can't make this shit up.

That commercial-timing was absolutely PERFECT

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Fuck all this shit.

 

[shadowkat]

What's the 12 for?

 

[Unhandled Exception]

LOL THIS IS SO DUMB

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

LOL THIS IS SO DUMB

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Football: 50% hype 49% commercials 1% sport.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

NFL is not as good as it thinks it is. I'm sorry.

 

[Smiley90]

NFL is not as good as it thinks it is. I'm sorry.

Do you hate freedom?

 

[Sanjuro]

Inferiority complex. Inferiority complexes, everywhere.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA START WHEN THE PLAYERS CAME ON FIELD JESUS CHRIST WHY

 

[Zod the Bear]

HEY FOX WHY DON'T YOU JUST RELEASE A WHOLE FUCKING FLOCK OF EAGLES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.

They don't want any Eagles fans showing up tonight. Nothing Philadelphia-related is able to get close to any kind of championship event for a while. The Phillies used up our only pass for the recent future.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

A GRAMMY WINNER?!

PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDLY WE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILED!

Yup....

 

[Smiley90]

this... anthem... is.... so..... slow... -yawn-

 

[RC]

She milked America for all its worth.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Merica!

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Am I dead

 

[shadowkat]

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA START WHEN THE PLAYERS CAME ON FIELD JESUS CHRIST WHY

They still have to introduce the players.

 

[Smiley90]

They still have to introduce the players.

please tell me you're joking

 

[Sanjuro]

Wish the NHL wouldn't waste time and take some pointers from the production values here tonight.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

They still have to introduce the players.

Do the player's extended families get their own intros too? I need to know every sob story from every corner of every family involved in this game so that I can properly appreciate all the sacrifices these millionaires have gone through.

 

[shadowkat]

please tell me you're joking

I'm pretty sure they do this.

 

[Marvie_3]

this... anthem... is.... so..... slow... -yawn-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQOgWK-mbWI

 

[Solo]

Habs stink