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[Dastardly Jerks]

I want to fuck a Kings commemorative plate.

 

[Calamari41]

I want to fuck a Kings commemorative plate.

Before or after it gets broken over some poor woman's face?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Before or after it gets broken over some poor woman's face?

Calamari, I'm going to have to go with "before".

Thanks,
Dastardly Jerks

 

[Socreges]

Before or after it gets broken over some poor woman's face?

This is good.

 

[Calamari41]

Calamari, I'm going to have to go with "before".

Thanks,
Dastardly Jerks

Shit dstrdl, you'd better act fast

 

[Cake Boss]

Dreger looks depressed.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

The Kings fans are still focusing on breaking glasses over each other first. There's still time. They work their way up to Molotov cocktails THEN plate woman smashing.

Thanks,
Dastardly Jerks

 

[Cake Boss]

Bae staying for another 4 years.

 

[Calamari41]

Damn, just saw those chances the Ducks missed on in the first.

We're killing ourselves, it's the story of all of our losses this season.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Sekatch me if you can. Speedy.

 

[Cake Boss]

FRANCHISSSEEEE # 1 CENNNTTTEEERRRRR MIKA ZIBBANAJOOOOOODDDD

 

[talisayNon]

Man fuck the kings so bad they make me so salty

 

[Calamari41]

The Super Nintendos are just a powerhouse this season

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

FRANCHISSSEEEE # 1 CENNNTTTEEERRRRR MIKA ZIBBANAJOOOOOODDDD

What happened to Turret?

 

[Cake Boss]

What happened to Turret?

He's weak as fuck. Pisses me off.

I can beat him up probably.

 

[Cake Boss]

This powerplay...smh the fuck

 

[Cake Boss]

Fuck

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

He's weak as fuck. Pisses me off.

I can beat him up probably.

I want to pull his pants above his head and laugh at his beans.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Hey where did Walrus go?

What year is this?

Who am I?

 

[Cake Boss]

Weak ass Turris biting on Divesler's bullshit.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Ottawa might be the best hockey team in history

 

[Cake Boss]

Ottawa might be the best hockey team in history

Going to sleep.

Let us win Ducks, we gave you shootout superstar Silver.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Obama is the best hockey team ever.

 

[Calamari41]

Ottawa might be the best hockey team in history

Tbh we're lucky that we get to share the ice with them and have a chance to learn something. God bless.

 

[Smiley90]

LA Kings |OT|

I want to fuck a Kings commemorative plate.

Before or after it gets broken over some poor woman's face?

i love you guys :lol

 

[Smiley90]

Man if Ottawa wins this they'll be at the top of the standings, best team in the league for sure

 

[Silexx]

Just got back from my hockey game and now the Sens are the best team in history. I feel like I missed something here.

 

[RC]

Huh?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

If Beauchemin and Babby went at it I'd die laughing.

Shitty slash from Babby nonetheless.

Just got back from my hockey game and now the Sens are the best team in history. I feel like I missed something here.

The Ottawa Senators: the best, around.

Cheers,
Dastardly Jerks

 

[Silexx]

Goddamn it Babby!

 

[Calamari41]

Oh my god that was a hilarious breakaway. Oh lord.

 

[DrForester]

"Don't mind us, just tripping ourselves on a breakaway opportunity"

Oh my god that was a hilarious breakaway. Oh lord.

Glad he wasn't hurt so I can laugh at how ridiculous that looked.

 

[Silexx]

Goddamn it Babby! X2

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

If it wasn't for the fact we got to watch the best team ever, then this game would fucking suck to watch.

 

[Silexx]

Ok, in all seriousness, I think I might be getting off Team Tank.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Ottawas D are literally 6 Prongers.

 

[Silexx]

Sens Win!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B-v1RrUUAAARDX9.mp4

 

[Calamari41]

Senators are going to be tough to get past in the playoffs

 

[Heretic]

Senators are going to be tough to get past in the playoffs

Best team for sure...

 

[Socreges]

Best team for sure...

They're good. REAL good.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Ottawas D are literally 6 Prongers.

Looked like 3 Prongers paired up with Scott Niedermayers. Anaheim couldn't do shit.

At least Sekac looked good.

Spoiler

MTL got FLEECED

 

[Heretic]

They're good. REAL good.

 

[Smiley90]

Uhm.... Marvie... wsox... wtf?

Spoiler

I know Marvie doesn't live there but still

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Marvie wants us to think that

 

[Yawnier]

go snes go

go make the yoffs

 

[Marvie_3]

Seattle arena news is good news. Mayor wants to open it up for an NHL team first instead of waiting for NBA only.

Yay

Good. That way they'll get the better of the two sports first.

Just move the Coyotes.

Coyotes ----> Milwaukee

 

[Cake Boss]

Oh wow the best team won.

And the best goalie got a shutout.

 

[Montresor]

Leafs home record: 17-13-0

Leafs away record: 7-18-5

Garbage ass team. Don't worry Rogers, I won't cancel cable. I love watching Chopped, Triple D, and You Gotta Eat Here too much on Food Network.

 

[calder]

Sens Win!!

That's... a lot of geese. At a certain point, you have to say "gee, have I killed enough animals today?" don't you...

 

[zroid]

McJesus had a 6 point game yesterday :lol

^ one of his four goals