What section will you be at?
I'd subtlely suggest a pouring of beer on his head, but I have no doubt that Ponda Centre will be flooded with Queens band-wagoners this season after their success last season and the cheap seats being available at Ponda... They might outnumber you and pour beer on you instead
It could be that Forza guy you've mentioned pretending to be him too.
It
could be both of you for all I care, but I don't care, I just want the shitty acting to stop. Bish already knows both of you are Forza and Manics, so why bother? Just post what you want to actually post without the creepy, fake (and ultimately TERRIBLE) roleplaying.
If you were both playing Dungeons and Dragons with me, I'd roll the dice, then grab the nearest glasses, smash them over your heads, then stand over your unconscious bleeding bodies while yelling CRITICAL HIT, BITCHES!
... also I've never played D&D before so I should probably learn how it works before I do that.