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[MetatronM]

Well this certainly is a Torts team.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Rangers West vs Rangers East.

 

[Coldnoodle]

LULONGO!

 

[RC]

Putting your annoying child on the stream will force me to put the game on mute.

 

[MetatronM]

That ovation after Luongo's save was legitimately for the save. Shit was awesome.

 

[Smiley90]

Rangers West vs Rangers East.

Rangers West is (well, was) Columbus.

Canucks East is Florida.

 

[Acid08]

Coke.

You got some?

I thought we were cool, Acid!

Just can't pass up an opportunity for a good ol' fashioned zing! Plus we're less cool now because I hate AV

 

[jaybeeze]

Canucks bring out the best in every backup goalie it seems.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Talbot looks like an exact copy of Lundqvist style-wise.

Where has this kid been?

 

[Smiley90]

Rangers score first, everything according to plan

 

[RC]

All according to plan.

Edit: Damnit Smelly.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Jesus Christ, Torts is laying into Edler.

 

[Smiley90]

Jesus Christ, Torts is laying into Edler.

 

[Merguson]

I'm fully expecting a scene in HBO Winter Classic where Carlyle is trying to explain his strategies and he has to speak very slowly for the players to understand everything.

Meanwhile the other coaches are tying the players skates since the players can't figure out how to do it themselves.

 

[Heretic]

Ducks and queens will unveil their Stadium Series jerseys on Tuesday. Rumor has it that the Ducks' jersey is like the 3rd jersey but the black and orange are swapped.

I think it might be sexy.

 

[Smiley90]

A powerplay goal against? That's nearly as rare as a powerplay goal for. Interesting.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Kreider sticking it to Torts :lol

 

[jaybeeze]

I guess we're not seeing Kassian for awhile.

 

[Acid08]

Ducks and queens will unvail their Stadium Series jerseys on Tuesday. Rumor has it that the Ducks' jersey is like the 3rd jersey but the black and orange are swapped.



I think it might be sexy.

Ducks are gonna look like some Jack-O-Lantern ass mothafuckas.

Spoiler

Getting my salt levels up for tonight.

 

[Heretic]

Ducks are gonna look like some Jack-O-Lantern ass mothafuckas.

Spoiler

Getting my salt levels up for tonight.

IT'S TOO EARLY

 

[MetatronM]

Talbot looks like an exact copy of Lundqvist style-wise.

Where has this kid been?

Hartford.

He wasn't really ready until this year, and we had an excellent backup in Biron until he finally started losing it in the lockout.

Benoit Allaire has been working with Talbot one-on-one for the last two seasons.



Kreiderrrrrrrrrr!

Kreids going to town on Torts' team is extra delicious.

 

[Socreges]

.

That angle is very deceiving due to the small difference in colour. It's still in front of the skate even in the second frame. That's why I chose the other angle for my gif. Follow the path of the puck there and you'll see that it goes behind the ankle.

Huh? I was agreeing with you

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Canucks behind? This isn't new.

Kassian's probably benched.

 

[Smiley90]

Huh? I was agreeing with you

the period meant "what Soc said". The rest of the post was directed at Zeeroid/those that still believe in Santa.

 

[MetatronM]

This is Chris Kreider's first career 2 goal game.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

the period meant "what Soc said". The rest of the post was directed at Zeeroid/those that still believe in Santa.

Don't blame my good childhood for your shitty one Smelly.

 

[Smiley90]

Don't blame my good childhood for your shitty one Smelly.

This is my origin story

This is not the Santa Claus known to English-speaking countries but the Swiss version – who is normally accompanied by a strange-looking individual with a blacked out face.
The Swiss Father Christmas was based on Saint Nicholas, whose feast day was celebrated on Saturday – his Swiss German name, Samichlaus, alludes to that. But the origins of his sinister companion are less easy to make out.

Known as Schmutzli in the German part of the country and Père Fouettard (from "whip") in French, Samichlaus's alter ego usually carries a broom of twigs for administering punishment to children whose behaviour throughout the year has not been up to scratch.

[..]

Schmutzli, he says, was a symbol of the evil spirits which these ancient festivals sought to drive out with a combination of noise and light. Winter processions involving loud noise and lanterns continue to this day in many parts of Switzerland.

"Schmutzli means an ugly character with a concealed face, and this figure appeared with a black face, red eyes and a black cap."

"Schmutz"= Dirt.

 

[RC]

I should've stayed asleep.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

This is my origin story

Suddenly everything makes sense about you. Blackfaced punishment administer. WHERE IS BISH WITH A TAG.

 

[Smiley90]

I should've stayed asleep.

welp.

Shit hockey already started? Forgot to put Luongo in on my fantasy teams >.<

Lucky you :lol

 

[jaybeeze]

For fuck's sake.

 

[Coldnoodle]

:lol

 

[RC]

And it's a blowout. Hopefully Brooksy will be in the post game scrum. I want to see Torts kill somebody.

 

[MetatronM]

Luuuuuuu is gone!


I guess this new Kreider-Stepan-Nash line is pretty good.

 

[Samyy]

welp.



Lucky you :lol

Hmm everything went better then expected!

 

[Red_Man]

Murray and Parros in tonight versus the Leafs. I'm expecting a statement game from Price which means he'll let in 6 goals.

 

[ATF487]

Being able to use hockeystreams on a roku is amazing. Just turned on the canucks/rangers game, can only guess how many freakouts tortorella has had

 

[Smiley90]

Alright, I'm gonna work on my term papers. Fine.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Game.

 

[SRTtoZ]

The feels!!!

I do not miss Torts at all.

 

[MetatronM]

Brassard knows how to pick up his teammates when they're struggling. He straight up glomped DZ on that celebration. :lol

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I'm not even watching but cracking up at how pissed off torts has to be. Eventually he's just going to be slamming one of the Sedin's head into the wall on the bench.

 

[jaybeeze]

HOLY BOOTH

 

[RC]

Godboy got a goal? It must be a miracle.

 

[MetatronM]

Finally got a Talbot chant going. Only took him giving up a goal. Not much he could do about that. Great play by Booth, Staal was way out of position.

Was hoping he'd get his third straight shutout start. Oh well.

 

[Red_Man]

I'd love to hear Tabris explanation for this game

 

[Revenant]

The fact he actually starts poking him near the end just makes it for me.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I was gonna ask why the Canucks are doing so terribly earlier today but then I remembered the torts cancer. My condolences guys.

 

[RC]

I'd love to hear Tabris explanation for this game

We suck. That's my explanation.

 

[Smiley90]

We suck. That's my explanation.

The only guy on the Canucks that's awake early on the weekend is the guy that has to go to church. That's my explanation.