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NHL October 2013 |OT| Racism, Pokémon, and the Pursuit of Saltiness

J

jello44

Chie is the worst waifu
Quick said:
EHHH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. CROSBY'S MAKIN' THESE OTHER PLAYERS LOOK LIKE FOOLS. GOOD OL' CANADIAN BOY. LOOK AT HOW HE CELEBRATES, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, KIDS. YOU PUMP YOUR FIST AND KEEP THAT LEG RAISED.

DAT VISOR'S FOR PROTECTIN' HIS EYES. CAN'T RISK LOSIN' HIS VISION NOW, YA GOTTA BE CAREFUL, KIDS. BUT YOU CAN'T BE WEARIN VISORS NOW. CAN'T BE LOOKIN' SILLY LIKE DEM RUSSIANS.

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY: I WAS WASHIN' MY HANDS IN THE MEN'S ROOM ONE TIME, AND I SAW CROSBY IN A STALL TAKIN' A DUMP. THE STALL DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN - HE DIDN'T CARE. WHEN YOU'RE SCORIN' LIKE CROSBY, YOU LEAVE DAT DOOR OPEN AND LET EVERYONE WATCH YOU TAKE A DUMP - ANYWAY, HE WAS SITTIN' THERE, SQUEEZIN' OUT A DEUCE, AND I TELL YOU KIDS, HE LOOKED LIKE BOBBY ORR SITTIN' THERE. HE WAS SWEATIN' HARD - IT WAS A BIG ONE - AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM COMPLAIN ONCE. HE LET THAT DEUCE OUT LIKE A GOOD CANADIAN KID LIKE BOBBY, I TELL YOU WHAT NOW. HE DIDN'T EVEN WIPE. ONLY EUROPEANS WIPE.
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Acid08

Banned
Kave_Man said:
Just saw it on Sportscentre. Media went around asking a bunch of players about it.

Luongo being a true bro kept it real

"kid scores 4 goals and all you guys want to talk about is the 4th goal"
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Is that video online? What did some of the other players say? TELL ME YOU FUCKING CAT.
 
C

Coldnoodle

Member
Quick said:
EHHH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. CROSBY'S MAKIN' THESE OTHER PLAYERS LOOK LIKE FOOLS. GOOD OL' CANADIAN BOY. LOOK AT HOW HE CELEBRATES, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, KIDS. YOU PUMP YOUR FIST AND KEEP THAT LEG RAISED.

DAT VISOR'S FOR PROTECTIN' HIS EYES. CAN'T RISK LOSIN' HIS VISION NOW, YA GOTTA BE CAREFUL, KIDS. BUT YOU CAN'T BE WEARIN VISORS NOW. CAN'T BE LOOKIN' SILLY LIKE DEM RUSSIANS.

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY: I WAS WASHIN' MY HANDS IN THE MEN'S ROOM ONE TIME, AND I SAW CROSBY IN A STALL TAKIN' A DUMP. THE STALL DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN - HE DIDN'T CARE. WHEN YOU'RE SCORIN' LIKE CROSBY, YOU LEAVE DAT DOOR OPEN AND LET EVERYONE WATCH YOU TAKE A DUMP - ANYWAY, HE WAS SITTIN' THERE, SQUEEZIN' OUT A DEUCE, AND I TELL YOU KIDS, HE LOOKED LIKE BOBBY ORR SITTIN' THERE. HE WAS SWEATIN' HARD - IT WAS A BIG ONE - AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM COMPLAIN ONCE. HE LET THAT DEUCE OUT LIKE A GOOD CANADIAN KID LIKE BOBBY, I TELL YOU WHAT NOW. HE DIDN'T EVEN WIPE. ONLY EUROPEANS WIPE.
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R

RC

Banned
Quick said:
EHHH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. CROSBY'S MAKIN' THESE OTHER PLAYERS LOOK LIKE FOOLS. GOOD OL' CANADIAN BOY. LOOK AT HOW HE CELEBRATES, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, KIDS. YOU PUMP YOUR FIST AND KEEP THAT LEG RAISED.

DAT VISOR'S FOR PROTECTIN' HIS EYES. CAN'T RISK LOSIN' HIS VISION NOW, YA GOTTA BE CAREFUL, KIDS. BUT YOU CAN'T BE WEARIN VISORS NOW. CAN'T BE LOOKIN' SILLY LIKE DEM RUSSIANS.

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY: I WAS WASHIN' MY HANDS IN THE MEN'S ROOM ONE TIME, AND I SAW CROSBY IN A STALL TAKIN' A DUMP. THE STALL DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN - HE DIDN'T CARE. WHEN YOU'RE SCORIN' LIKE CROSBY, YOU LEAVE DAT DOOR OPEN AND LET EVERYONE WATCH YOU TAKE A DUMP - ANYWAY, HE WAS SITTIN' THERE, SQUEEZIN' OUT A DEUCE, AND I TELL YOU KIDS, HE LOOKED LIKE BOBBY ORR SITTIN' THERE. HE WAS SWEATIN' HARD - IT WAS A BIG ONE - AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM COMPLAIN ONCE. HE LET THAT DEUCE OUT LIKE A GOOD CANADIAN KID LIKE BOBBY, I TELL YOU WHAT NOW. HE DIDN'T EVEN WIPE. ONLY EUROPEANS WIPE.
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lamaroo

Unconfirmed Member
Quick said:
EHHH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. CROSBY'S MAKIN' THESE OTHER PLAYERS LOOK LIKE FOOLS. GOOD OL' CANADIAN BOY. LOOK AT HOW HE CELEBRATES, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, KIDS. YOU PUMP YOUR FIST AND KEEP THAT LEG RAISED.

DAT VISOR'S FOR PROTECTIN' HIS EYES. CAN'T RISK LOSIN' HIS VISION NOW, YA GOTTA BE CAREFUL, KIDS. BUT YOU CAN'T BE WEARIN VISORS NOW. CAN'T BE LOOKIN' SILLY LIKE DEM RUSSIANS.

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY: I WAS WASHIN' MY HANDS IN THE MEN'S ROOM ONE TIME, AND I SAW CROSBY IN A STALL TAKIN' A DUMP. THE STALL DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN - HE DIDN'T CARE. WHEN YOU'RE SCORIN' LIKE CROSBY, YOU LEAVE DAT DOOR OPEN AND LET EVERYONE WATCH YOU TAKE A DUMP - ANYWAY, HE WAS SITTIN' THERE, SQUEEZIN' OUT A DEUCE, AND I TELL YOU KIDS, HE LOOKED LIKE BOBBY ORR SITTIN' THERE. HE WAS SWEATIN' HARD - IT WAS A BIG ONE - AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM COMPLAIN ONCE. HE LET THAT DEUCE OUT LIKE A GOOD CANADIAN KID LIKE BOBBY, I TELL YOU WHAT NOW. HE DIDN'T EVEN WIPE. ONLY EUROPEANS WIPE.
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THUMBS UP LET'S GO

Desibabu said:
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Lmao
 
F

Fei

Member
Quick said:
EHHH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. CROSBY'S MAKIN' THESE OTHER PLAYERS LOOK LIKE FOOLS. GOOD OL' CANADIAN BOY. LOOK AT HOW HE CELEBRATES, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, KIDS. YOU PUMP YOUR FIST AND KEEP THAT LEG RAISED.

DAT VISOR'S FOR PROTECTIN' HIS EYES. CAN'T RISK LOSIN' HIS VISION NOW, YA GOTTA BE CAREFUL, KIDS. BUT YOU CAN'T BE WEARIN VISORS NOW. CAN'T BE LOOKIN' SILLY LIKE DEM RUSSIANS.

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY: I WAS WASHIN' MY HANDS IN THE MEN'S ROOM ONE TIME, AND I SAW CROSBY IN A STALL TAKIN' A DUMP. THE STALL DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN - HE DIDN'T CARE. WHEN YOU'RE SCORIN' LIKE CROSBY, YOU LEAVE DAT DOOR OPEN AND LET EVERYONE WATCH YOU TAKE A DUMP - ANYWAY, HE WAS SITTIN' THERE, SQUEEZIN' OUT A DEUCE, AND I TELL YOU KIDS, HE LOOKED LIKE BOBBY ORR SITTIN' THERE. HE WAS SWEATIN' HARD - IT WAS A BIG ONE - AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM COMPLAIN ONCE. HE LET THAT DEUCE OUT LIKE A GOOD CANADIAN KID LIKE BOBBY, I TELL YOU WHAT NOW. HE DIDN'T EVEN WIPE. ONLY EUROPEANS WIPE.
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equippedwithtowel

Member
Quick said:
EHHH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. CROSBY'S MAKIN' THESE OTHER PLAYERS LOOK LIKE FOOLS. GOOD OL' CANADIAN BOY. LOOK AT HOW HE CELEBRATES, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, KIDS. YOU PUMP YOUR FIST AND KEEP THAT LEG RAISED.

DAT VISOR'S FOR PROTECTIN' HIS EYES. CAN'T RISK LOSIN' HIS VISION NOW, YA GOTTA BE CAREFUL, KIDS. BUT YOU CAN'T BE WEARIN VISORS NOW. CAN'T BE LOOKIN' SILLY LIKE DEM RUSSIANS.

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY: I WAS WASHIN' MY HANDS IN THE MEN'S ROOM ONE TIME, AND I SAW CROSBY IN A STALL TAKIN' A DUMP. THE STALL DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN - HE DIDN'T CARE. WHEN YOU'RE SCORIN' LIKE CROSBY, YOU LEAVE DAT DOOR OPEN AND LET EVERYONE WATCH YOU TAKE A DUMP - ANYWAY, HE WAS SITTIN' THERE, SQUEEZIN' OUT A DEUCE, AND I TELL YOU KIDS, HE LOOKED LIKE BOBBY ORR SITTIN' THERE. HE WAS SWEATIN' HARD - IT WAS A BIG ONE - AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM COMPLAIN ONCE. HE LET THAT DEUCE OUT LIKE A GOOD CANADIAN KID LIKE BOBBY, I TELL YOU WHAT NOW. HE DIDN'T EVEN WIPE. ONLY EUROPEANS WIPE.
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edit: and fuck Brown
 
T

TemplaerDude

Member
Quick said:
EHHH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. CROSBY'S MAKIN' THESE OTHER PLAYERS LOOK LIKE FOOLS. GOOD OL' CANADIAN BOY. LOOK AT HOW HE CELEBRATES, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, KIDS. YOU PUMP YOUR FIST AND KEEP THAT LEG RAISED.

DAT VISOR'S FOR PROTECTIN' HIS EYES. CAN'T RISK LOSIN' HIS VISION NOW, YA GOTTA BE CAREFUL, KIDS. BUT YOU CAN'T BE WEARIN VISORS NOW. CAN'T BE LOOKIN' SILLY LIKE DEM RUSSIANS.

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY: I WAS WASHIN' MY HANDS IN THE MEN'S ROOM ONE TIME, AND I SAW CROSBY IN A STALL TAKIN' A DUMP. THE STALL DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN - HE DIDN'T CARE. WHEN YOU'RE SCORIN' LIKE CROSBY, YOU LEAVE DAT DOOR OPEN AND LET EVERYONE WATCH YOU TAKE A DUMP - ANYWAY, HE WAS SITTIN' THERE, SQUEEZIN' OUT A DEUCE, AND I TELL YOU KIDS, HE LOOKED LIKE BOBBY ORR SITTIN' THERE. HE WAS SWEATIN' HARD - IT WAS A BIG ONE - AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM COMPLAIN ONCE. HE LET THAT DEUCE OUT LIKE A GOOD CANADIAN KID LIKE BOBBY, I TELL YOU WHAT NOW. HE DIDN'T EVEN WIPE. ONLY EUROPEANS WIPE.
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Jesus fucking christ I'm dying here
 
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Acid08

Banned
Quick said:
EHHH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. CROSBY'S MAKIN' THESE OTHER PLAYERS LOOK LIKE FOOLS. GOOD OL' CANADIAN BOY. LOOK AT HOW HE CELEBRATES, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, KIDS. YOU PUMP YOUR FIST AND KEEP THAT LEG RAISED.

DAT VISOR'S FOR PROTECTIN' HIS EYES. CAN'T RISK LOSIN' HIS VISION NOW, YA GOTTA BE CAREFUL, KIDS. BUT YOU CAN'T BE WEARIN VISORS NOW. CAN'T BE LOOKIN' SILLY LIKE DEM RUSSIANS.

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY: I WAS WASHIN' MY HANDS IN THE MEN'S ROOM ONE TIME, AND I SAW CROSBY IN A STALL TAKIN' A DUMP. THE STALL DOOR WAS WIDE OPEN - HE DIDN'T CARE. WHEN YOU'RE SCORIN' LIKE CROSBY, YOU LEAVE DAT DOOR OPEN AND LET EVERYONE WATCH YOU TAKE A DUMP - ANYWAY, HE WAS SITTIN' THERE, SQUEEZIN' OUT A DEUCE, AND I TELL YOU KIDS, HE LOOKED LIKE BOBBY ORR SITTIN' THERE. HE WAS SWEATIN' HARD - IT WAS A BIG ONE - AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM COMPLAIN ONCE. HE LET THAT DEUCE OUT LIKE A GOOD CANADIAN KID LIKE BOBBY, I TELL YOU WHAT NOW. HE DIDN'T EVEN WIPE. ONLY EUROPEANS WIPE.
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ShaneB

Member
Kave_Man said:
Just saw it on Sportscentre. Media went around asking a bunch of players about it.

Luongo being a true bro kept it real

"kid scores 4 goals and all you guys want to talk about is the 4th goal"
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Get those flashy goals outta hockey, but keep fighting in!
 
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Acid08

Banned
TSN panelists were actually pretty cool about it.

Players were whatever, I liked what Little and Lu had to say. Is Kesler always that timid in interviews? He seemed embarrassed.

I'm worried about the kid a bit now, he's going to have tons of attention from teams. Don't need teams trying to send a message by having their goons take shots at him. He's a big dude though so he should be able to handle it and if they focus too much on him that leaves Jumbo and Burns more room to do their thing. What a beautiful line.
 
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