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[Cat Party]

My wife is suddenly interested in watching the Sharks now.

 

[Acid08]

I bet DW is seething right now.

 

[Smiley90]

My wife is suddenly interested in watching the Sharks now.

Did you tell her that his nickname is Jumbo Joe yet?

 

[Red_Man]

One of the best hockey quotes I've ever heard.

 

[Cake Boss]

If yesterday was any indication, we might see Joe's cock on Saturday with Anderson in net.

 

[Red_Man]

Joe,

As a vocal supporter of YCP, we feel we have a duty to warn you: Don't try that in Sochi.

Love, YCP

:lol love it.

 

[SuperSonic1305]

Call up ALL the Marlies scrubs.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Could be some shrinkage on the cold ice, Joe.

 

[MetatronM]

LOL

LOL

The part that makes it truly golden is the fact that he felt he needed to further clarify the original statement, just so you were absolutely sure of what he'd be doing with his cock out.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Markstrom sporting his new mask.

 

[aidan]

Call up ALL the Marlies scrubs.

He's called Jumbo Joe for a reason...

 

[apocalidiot]

Man, what a quote

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Day made. Not even gonna lie, best hockey quote ever.

 

[Curufinwe]

David Boreanaz was just on NHL Live. He talked about Holmgren being on the hot seat with Hextall in the wings, lamented the Flyers trading Richards and Sharp, and was excited about Stolarz.

They also showed a clip of him skating with the Flyers at practice from a couple if years ago. He said Coburn asked if he was a Make A Wish kid.

 

[Samyy]

Wow that quote is fucking brilliant

 

[Tabris]

Wait what. Playoff spot? Fucking hell are you Peter McNabb by chance Tabris? It would all make sense.

I don't want them to make the playoffs but I really do think they will compete for a wild card spot. I say SJS, VAN, COL will make it to the secured playoff spots. And CGY, ANA, and LA will fight for those wild card spots, along with the rest from Central Division.

 

[zedge]

New respect for Joe. lol

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Yep, hands down best hockey quote ever.

I hope to fuck Joe Thornton wins the cup now.

 

[lamaroo]

They just had a segment on Sportscentre where they basically lambasted the guy who printed the quote.

 

[Red_Man]

Tonight's the first game Yakupov and Galchenyuk play against each other in the NHL, if Habs come out strong it should be a really entertaining game. Budaj in net, hopefully he's ready.

I don't want them to make the playoffs but I really do think they will compete for a wild card spot. I say SJS, VAN, COL will make it to the secured playoff spots. And CGY, ANA, and LA will fight for those wild card spots, along with the rest from Central Division.

You're really bad at predicting things, just stop.

 

[Giggzy]

I summon thee, Heretic. Going to the home opener tonight?

 

[Unhandled Exception]

You're really bad at predicting things, just stop.

Just be glad he's not predicting eastern teams, we're really fucked now.

 

[Smiley90]

Just be glad he's not predicting eastern teams, we're really fucked now.

He said VAN and COL are making it. We're both fucked now

COL isn't in the same division as SJS and VAN

Pssssh don't tell him.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I summon thee, Heretic. Going to the home opener tonight?

Which dubstep song will they play tonight!

And oh god, please no laser pewpewpew sounds as the players are coming out, pleasepleaseplease.

 

[Smiley90]

Which dubstep song will they play tonight!

And oh god, please no laser pewpewpew sounds as the players are coming out, pleasepleaseplease.

I completely forgot that happened last year :lololololol

 

[Heretic]

This question stems from not hearing his name enough but is Yakupov a bust?

I summon thee, Heretic. Going to the home opener tonight?

You darn tootin!

Which dubstep song will they play tonight!

And oh god, please no laser pewpewpew sounds as the players are coming out, pleasepleaseplease.

They always do the pewpewpew sound when the players come out hahaha

I completely forgot that happened last year :lololololol

Happens during every game

 

[Solo]

This question stems from not hearing his name enough but is Yakupov a bust?

Nope. But I do think AGally will end up as the best player from that draft. Call me a homer if you want, but I believe it.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

They always do the pewpewpew sound when the players come out hahaha

Oh god, even during every regular season game!? What is this!?

 

[Tabris]

COL isn't in the same division as SJS and VAN

Well that's good because COL is going to be an awesome team this year.

 

[yyzjohn]

Nope. But I do think AGally will end up as the best player from that draft. Call me a homer if you want, but I believe it.

You're a homer.

 

[Razorskin]

Nope. But I do think AGally will end up as the best player from that draft. Call me a homer if you want, but I believe it.

 

[Acid08]

Nope. But I do think AGally will end up as the best player from that draft. Call me a homer if you want, but I believe it.

Hertl tho

 

[Solo]

You're a homer.

I think a lot of hockey people would agree with me. Yaks will be a great goal scorer, but AGally will be a much more complete player.

 

[Heretic]

Oh god, even during every regular season game!? What is this!?

Haha yup. Every time as they first step on the ice.

 

[Solo]

Hertl tho

Nothing but love for a guy who can come out of nowhere like that.

 

[yyzjohn]

I think a lot of hockey people would agree with me. Yaks will be a great goal scorer, but AGally will be a much more complete player.

I don't disagree I just wanted to call you a homer when you opened the door.

 

[Heretic]

You're a homer.

I agree with Solo.

 

[Solo]

I don't disagree I just wanted to call you a homer when you opened the door.

Fair enough haha

 

[Unhandled Exception]

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE AVALANCHE TABRIS WE'VE GOT ENOUGH SHIT TO DEAL WITH

 

[Heretic]

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE AVALANCHE TABRIS WE'VE GOT ENOUGH SHIT TO DEAL WITH

And so began the downward spiral...

 

[Unhandled Exception]

And so began the downward spiral...

I'm already expecting to lose this game. I just hope everyone remains in one piece. Get the feeling Jiggy is going to get lit up tonight.

 

[Solo]

Fucking west coast games :/

I don't think I'll see a lick of tonight's game. Gotta get up at 5 tomorrow to travel to a job site. Fuck off, Pacific and Mountain Time Zones!

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Have they said the lines yet?

 

[Stasis]

I'm assuming most of you have seen this, and/or it's already been posted but I scrolled quickly and didn't see it so I'm posting it again anyway because it's awesome.

Also, the Thornton comment is amazing. It must be pretty fun to be a fan of the Sharks right now! LOL.

 

[Solo]

Have they said the lines yet?

Probably the same as last night, with the exception of Budaj starting. Personally, I think MT go it backwards - I'd have started Budaj in Calgary and Price in Edmonton.

 

[Smiley90]

I agree with Solo.

I actually agree too.

Please be gentle tonight SJ.

Sasquatch, Hertl, pls.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

I'm assuming most of you have seen this, and/or it's already been posted but I scrolled quickly and didn't see it so I'm posting it again anyway because it's awesome.

Also, the Thornton comment is amazing. It must be pretty fun to be a fan of the Sharks right now! LOL.

I made the joke yesterday sans picture.

 

[Heretic]

I'm already expecting to lose this game. I just hope everyone remains in one piece. Get the feeling Jiggy is going to get lit up tonight.

#BelieveInJiggy

 

[Acid08]

Also, the Thornton comment is amazing. It must be pretty fun to be a fan of the Sharks right now! LOL.

It's been awesome so far but the crippling pessimism never leaves.

 

[apocalidiot]

Just to clarify, the media asked Marleau if he thought Hertl's flashy/amazing goal was an act of showboating? Or his celebration after? Either way its retarded