MultiJhonny
Banned
I can't wait to jack off if we win or lose tonight. Either way it'll probably be pretty sad.
I always liked Miettenen 300% more than his play deserved simply because "Mittens" is a cool nickname.
I wish I shared your confidence going in. I prefer to start the season on the road because I'm always extra bummed out when the first game of the season is a loss and you can't blame it on being on the road.
I should be home by 8, I had thought I would only miss the first period but I guess not. If Matthews has 4 goals in the first half of the game like last season I reserve the right to not bother watching at all.
Soooo.... who scores the first goal of the NHL season?
Random shot in the dark, Wheeler.
Soooo.... who scores the first goal of the NHL season?
Random shot in the dark, Wheeler.
Bargainbin's stove is HOT today
Soooo.... who scores the first goal of the NHL season?
Random shot in the dark, Wheeler.
Soooo.... who scores the first goal of the NHL season?
Random shot in the dark, Wheeler.
The easy answer is Laine, of course.
I predict so many shitty "on pace for 82-0 or 0-82" jokes.
I predict so many shitty "on pace for 82-0 or 0-82" jokes.
I've got money on the Jets tonight, so naturally they'll get killed.
Cakey on pace for 82 vigorous faps
More confirmation that Vegas was a mistake.
Soooo.... who scores the first goal of the NHL season?
Random shot in the dark, Wheeler.
What strikes me about this pick is how obviously cold the guy on the left is, and how obviously not cold Laine is. Built to be a Pegger, that boy.
What strikes me about this pick is how obviously cold the guy on the left is, and how obviously not cold Laine is. Built to be a Pegger, that boy.
What strikes me about this pick is how obviously cold the guy on the left is, and how obviously not cold Laine is. Built to be a Pegger, that boy.
Ron
muhfuckin
Hainsey
It's snowing and they're drinking iced coffees...
It's snowing and they're drinking iced coffees...
They're both from similar climates back at home, so it's not much of a shock for them.
Besides, I get Slurpees in January when it's -35 not counting the wind chill, which makes it around -50, anyway. Welcome to WInnipeg. =)
Stanley Cup Champion Ron Hainsey!!!Fuck him forever. Gets paid 4.5 million a year and wastes our space on D for 2 damn years and doesn't even score ONE goal. He's your problem now, though. He can rot on your team forever.
The fire burns inside
Me as well lol
Stanley Cup Champion Ron Hainsey!!!
he was irrelevant
Tampa Bay Lightning
2016-17 record: 42-30-10
Whats bad: The Lightning were picked by a lot of people to win the Stanley Cup last year yet missed the postseason and were given a pass because of injuries. Alleged genius GM Steve Yzerman chose to be a seller at the deadline and the Lightning missed the eight-seed by one point. He took a team from Cup favorite to the draft lottery and received glowing praise from hockey writers that orgasm when talking to great players from the 1980s, just for freeing up a few bucks under this years salary cap. So when you see the talent and health of the Lightning this year, just know it will go sideways in an entirely preventable way and Yzerman will work a GM of the Year finalist nod out of it.
Toronto Maple Leafs
2016-17 record: 40-27-15
Whats bad: For all the talk of this team arriving last season, the Leafs lost more games than they won and let the choking-dog Capitals off the hook in the first round. But when it came time to build on that season in free agency, they overpaid for the rotting husk of Patrick Marleauthree years and $18.75 million. Because when you want to teach a young core about winning in the playoffs, you turn to a San Jose Shark that choked so badly for so long they stripped him of the captaincy. We need to pull off this heist and Ive got the missing piececement boots for when its time to run from the police. And dont worry about the so-so defense group, because the Leafs solidified the so-so status with consummate so-so defenseman Ron Hainsey. Its like Lou Lamoriello thought the rebuild was moving too quickly.
Pittsburgh Penguins
2016-17 record: 50-21-11
Whats bad: Not one motherfucker in that locker room had the guts to say, Hey, maybe going to the White House this year isnt the best idea. Im always hearing how hockey players are so tough yet theyre always the first ones to fall in line and knuckle to authority. Hockey players have more respect for logos on floors and for political building than other human beings. Theyd rather stand up for a teammate that took a legal check than any actually marginalized person. What makes this even worsebecause lets be real, every other team on this list would go to a Trump White House toothey couldnt fucking wait to let everyone know on the Sunday morning before Kneelageddon. Eat shit, Penguins. Theyre winning a third straight Stanley Cup, because we live in hell.
I know you keep the fake Chinese food in your fridge, Smelly.
Gotta' wait until Jan 2018 for the rangers to come here to Colorado.
SUCKS
The only solution is to become an Avs fan.
Im sorry.
St. Louis was my favorite.
Should have at least had Borgman
Walk out of the office, first thing I see is a woman with a Laine sweater hand in hand with a dude with a Matthews one.
Just gross. Fucked up babies incoming
The only solution is to become an Avs fan.
Im sorry.
St. Louis was my favorite.
didn't get any email or update yet it looks like I still have access to my free Rogers NHL TV subscription so I guess it's still valid this year (?)
Are you a Rogers customer at all?
You get it free with them.
yeah but they told me last year that it's never guaranteed, if they decide that 17-18 is not free, then it's not and you can fudge off because the contract is built that way
That's a weird thing for them to say. They have been selling their products with the promotion that you get NHL.tv for free. There will be a shit storm if they decided to pull it out.