SmackCrackleNPop
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Can't believe this was Kenan Thompson and now he's a cast member of SNL and married to a model.
http://youtu.be/A9AR7OkVwV0
He can't even flip the puck up now.
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NHL Off-Season 2014 |OT| - O stands for Overhaul
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Can't believe this was Kenan Thompson and now he's a cast member of SNL and married to a model.
http://youtu.be/A9AR7OkVwV0
He can't even flip the puck up now.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Aspen is where rich white people congregate away from the poor disgusting masses. Which is why it's great to drive through there and act as poor as possible around everyone. Hand as toilet paper poor.
Calamari41
41 > 38
Fuck Bertuzzi. I was ashamed when the Ducks signed him and was glad to see him leave. He should have gone straight into a cell from the locker room that night.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
I hear you there. Never been more disgusted in a signing than I was Bert.
Playing as the Ducks in the NHL07 demo was good, except having to play as Bert.
Oh my god, that sounds like my perfect weekend.
Big group of people. Look homeless as heck in your best op shop clothes. Be big drunken disgusting trashbag messes and fuck with all the rich people.
I kid you not, to me that sounds like a barrel of fun.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Give Scotty a dollar.
Every dollar you donate to the Scotty Good Guy fund let's the Scotty Good Guy Foundation help educate and sponsor a child to grow up and become a Good Guy, just like Scotty.
"I never thought I'd be a good guy, but thanks to the Scotty Good Good Foundation, I've always putting my best foot forward... into the face of Pavel Datsyuk" -Corey Perry, Good Guy
"Scotty taught me how to be the best Good Guy I can be, now I drive his kids to hockey practice and in my spare time am a top pairing D" -Cam Fowler, Good Guy
"Gab me cup" -Rob Neidermayer, Bit Of A Moron
Every dollar you donate to the Scotty Good Guy fund let's the Scotty Good Guy Foundation help educate and sponsor a child to grow up and become a Good Guy, just like Scotty.
"I never thought I'd be a good guy, but thanks to the Scotty Good Good Foundation, I've always putting my best foot forward... into the face of Pavel Datsyuk" -Corey Perry, Good Guy
"Scotty taught me how to be the best Good Guy I can be, now I drive his kids to hockey practice and in my spare time am a top pairing D" -Cam Fowler, Good Guy
"Gab me cup" -Rob Neidermayer, Bit Of A Moron
Unhandled Exception
Member
That's the minimum to even be considered poor up there dstrdl.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
No backpackers hostels we can crash for a few days?
Right, that's it, get the tents lads.
we wouldnt need tents if we had a briefcase full of cash
good job and good luck vancouver brethren
Indrid Cold
Unconfirmed Member
Wait the bertuzzi-moore lawsuit is still going? Wasn't that like 5+ years ago? lol that efficient justice system.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Same headache for 3 days and I'm allergic to advil/tylenol.
Kill me.
Kill me.
Coldnoodle
Member
Ha! I've had one for a week now.....doc thinks its sinusitus but so far no improvements after blasting nasal spray for a week now.
I know that feel.
Unhandled Exception
Member
I just took a caffeine pill as a hail mary. Honestly considering just taking a fucking advil at this point, the worst I've ever suffered is hives on my arms/legs.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Just got home from dinner with some pals and dropped 2 sugar cubes of acid.
Does anyone have any good drawing utilities they recommend that aren't MSPaint?
Does anyone have any good drawing utilities they recommend that aren't MSPaint?
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Good Scouts dot jpeg. Good Ducks. Good Guys.
This is some seriously good shit Smiles. WD.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Thanks pal. Oh the things.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Caffeine pill may have helped?
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Nuh. Even if I fall asleep the dreams will be fun.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Friend of mine would always hop on some super fast game while high. Was weird how well he did, too. Quake 3 instagib or Rocket Arena.
edit: Also, yeah. Caffeine seemed to do the trick. I don't have it regularly but did have a diet coke a few days ago so maybe that's where it all started.
Plinko
Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
I suffer from migraines and had a migraine with an aura for 4 1/2 weeks STRAIGHT 2 years ago. It was insane.
Negative, the sea of red came in the 90s. But at a certain point it's kinda futile to point out which came first since having a home crowd wear a particular colour to match the team they cheer for is a sporting tradition at least 2000 years old.
You think Pens/Flyers or the Battle of Alberta gets salty, it's nothing compared to what would go down in the Roman Empire, when the Reds, Blues, Greens and Whites supporters would throw down for post match brawls that would occasionally burn down half the city and kill tens of thousands. As modern sports fans, we're all super fucking casual.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
I just beat my own Geometry Wars high score that I set 6 years ago. Old people suck at games.
Caffeine withdrawls cause people to get headaches. Are you saying you take too much caffeine or not enough, Nineen?
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
*salutes*
I fear anyone who's near Kessel at a 4th of July BBQ, he'll be knocking guys down going for those hot dogs.
Plinko
Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
That's how I propose Detroit gets Byfuglien on their roster.
Just set out a 4th of July buffet in front of Joe Louis Arena and he'll eventually wander in.
I've had to pull a lot of all nighters in the past few months and have been drinking a lot of red bull, and if I don't have one in a day now I start getting headaches.
bonesmccoy
Banned
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Speaking of lack of sleep. I tried sleeping early but woke up when random person facetimed me from Germany. She was calling my iCloud address but it was the wrong one (probably an iCloud username with numbers at the end). I hung up and blocked whoever it is.
My schedule is all over the place right now, going to be a bit before I can wean off of them
Unhandled Exception
Member
I don't normally have caffeine but will from time to time (once every few weeks) and had some a few days ago so I figured it may be related and had some today. It worked for awhile but the headache is back again.
How do you even deal with that, massive lifestyle change I imagine? Cause fuck that shit man I'd be out trying to score some morphine or something.
Freyjadour
Member
I'ma update my social media account 74 times a day so you know when I'm doing CrossFit, what I did during CrossFit and how soon before my next CrossFit.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Happy July 4th
Now go watch FUTBOL
I'm actually watching fútbol right now!
I guess the World Cup didn't end when the US got eliminated.
Also for kicks I facetimed the person back. All she was "hello" in her broken accent while I was shaking my head that I'm not who they thought I was. Her husband said "not right" in Vietnamese then they hung up on me. How rude. There's Vietnamese people in Germany? They better be enjoying the World Cup
Unhandled Exception
Member
Don't forget to post all the selfies you take in between reps. Also all of the greasy ass food you "earned".
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Today is our Independence Day. We all earned some greasy food.
You don't get the benefits of working out unless you post about it on 5 different social media sites. It's science.
Calamari41
41 > 38
The Winnipeg WhiteOut came as a direct response to the "C of Red" when Winnipeg played Calgary in the 1987 playoffs. Calgary started the "C of Red" the previous season in their playoff series against the Oilers.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
From hfboards
A little random tidbit about this trade: We are still getting great value out of our best recycled asset ever:
1997 first round draft pick Michael Holmqvist.
We took him 18th overall passing on guys like Scott Hannan and Brendan Morrow. It took him six years to finally come over and he was underwhelming. Spent all of the lockout in Cincinnati and then was traded straight up for Travis Moen. We got four great years out of Moen and he was a key piece to our cup team. He was then traded for Nick Bonino in 2009. Assuming we re-sign Kesler for hopefully the rest of his career that could go down as the best recycling of an asset ever.
A little random tidbit about this trade: We are still getting great value out of our best recycled asset ever:
1997 first round draft pick Michael Holmqvist.
We took him 18th overall passing on guys like Scott Hannan and Brendan Morrow. It took him six years to finally come over and he was underwhelming. Spent all of the lockout in Cincinnati and then was traded straight up for Travis Moen. We got four great years out of Moen and he was a key piece to our cup team. He was then traded for Nick Bonino in 2009. Assuming we re-sign Kesler for hopefully the rest of his career that could go down as the best recycling of an asset ever.
Cody Franson, pack your bags.
A Serious Man
Member
We lost Gibbons, the homeless wonder. 
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