We don't?
Guys I made out with a girl with a lazy eye yesterday, what should I do
That's such an oddly North American thing I never understood anyway.
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NHL Off-Season 2014 |OT| - O stands for Overhaul
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We don't?
Guys I made out with a girl with a lazy eye yesterday, what should I do
That's such an oddly North American thing I never understood anyway.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Never get jealous when she looks at other men, never apologize for looking at other women.
SuperSonic1305
Member
I tip 25% to uncut delivery guys.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Well we are 25% more men anyway so thanks.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
My poem on OT social justice rants:
These
Really
Useless
Cliches
Undervalue
Loose
Empathic
Notions
Centered on
Equality
These
Really
Useless
Cliches
Undervalue
Loose
Empathic
Notions
Centered on
Equality
You could almost buy 2 censored video games with that much! Maybe 3 if there's a BOGO sale!!
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Ask her if she's actually winking at you.
Hey! We've got an R18+ rating now!
... I mean, everything's still getting censored but... BABY STEPS.
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
It took me a solid few minutes to decide which eye to look at, it was odd
My town used to host them on a broken-down highway strip once a year.
Everyone hated them.
I really didn't give a shit.
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
Unhandled Exception
Member
I think it would be a lot cooler to play an R rated game than an M rated game.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Basically I'm saying anyone who owns an M rated game is a fucking idiot.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
I've listened to Monster Mash 32 times in the last 24 hours and I don't give a fuck
we all need a little anime inside of us
Just look between the eyes. Problem solved.
....you played the wrong record, didn't you?
NO NEED TO CALL ME NAMES ASSHOLE.
Now I have that song stuck in my head.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
It can be a song about love!
Unhandled Exception
Member
Wow you're the one who called me offensive first and that's a negative word.
Real fucking classy.
Now I'm just imaging dstrdl passed out on the floor
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
How is that any different from any other weekend?
The chastity belt? The girdle? The WWE stupidface belt?
If you're into that sort of thing I guess
I just got reminded of a game my grandma had at her house called Monster Mash too.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
What thread did I walk into?
BestGAF.
OT in the bubble.
You have herpes now with a possible side of crabs.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Good news gang, Cliffy B is coming out of retirement to make a new giant man shooter and also make an ass of himself some more
I want to be different from all the other GAFs who call themselves bestGAF and call ourselves PieceOfShitGAF instead but then I remember that popGAF already exists
I want to be different from all the other GAFs who call themselves bestGAF and call ourselves PieceOfShitGAF instead but then I remember that popGAF already exists
AfterHoursGAF
Go back to sleep Kave
Calamari41
41 > 38
I am reminded of a thread from a few months ago where people were arguing that, at the urinal, you are supposed to unbuckle your belt, unzip and unbutton your pants, and then pull it all, pants and underwear, down past your balls to take a piss. Because the zipper teeth will... cut? They will cut your penis. Even though there are flaps of fabric between the zipper teeth and your wiener.
The weirdest thing is that a lot of people were agreeing with this and laughing at people who used the "underwear hole." They were saying that the only reason the zipper exists is to make it easier to put your pants on. Also they were saying that their dicks are too big to fit through the hole and zipper anyway.
I found this thread by following the post history of that guy who was talking about killing himself a few days ago. The thread where TUSR's post got deleted.
The weirdest thing is that a lot of people were agreeing with this and laughing at people who used the "underwear hole." They were saying that the only reason the zipper exists is to make it easier to put your pants on. Also they were saying that their dicks are too big to fit through the hole and zipper anyway.
I found this thread by following the post history of that guy who was talking about killing himself a few days ago. The thread where TUSR's post got deleted.
That actually seems like a fairly normal discussion as far as OT goes.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
I got it. We're AfterHours-GAF. Except after hours is 24/7/365
Coldnoodle
Member
I keep getting posts deleted these days.
"Hey OT my brain is bleeding but I can't afford a doctor, what do I do?"
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
lol pretty sure I was a part of that thread. I'm starting to resent OT these days though. At least gaming side has the redeeming quality of providing news and updates.
Calamari41
41 > 38
Yes, that's all I could think of while reading the thread.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
My favorite threads are the ones asking for medical advice
Unhandled Exception
Member
Come a little closer.
Unhandled Exception
Member
What is that image in the coin supposed to be? All I see is a weird beaver face stuck in a oval bomb with a hand going over to push a detonator.
Unhandled Exception
Member
The friend who linked it to me says he sees a leaky butthole. We both don't know what's on the coin though. Probably that stupid quote they're using that has nothing to do with anything about them.
That face looks like Phil Kessel.