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NHL Off-Season 2014 |OT| - O stands for Overhaul

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Indrid Cold

Unconfirmed Member
So I was playing the destiny beta and doing that iron banner pvp event thing, when I noticed a guy on the other team who's psn is vankesselsing. Was that you Quick? lol
 
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bonesmccoy

Banned
I remember when Internet folks believe Bush was going to get rid of term limits and make himself POTUS forever.

SmackCrackleNPop said:
So one side thinks I'm a liberal who sticks up for Obama when I think the government didn't have a band in delivering youth to our borders. Another side thinks I'm a crazy conservative for acknowledging that you can't just print money
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I get this all the time, but it's fine because I am progressive conservative socialist liberal.
 
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TheKaeptain

Banned
Here is something my roommate said. He met a guy that is was a physicist professor at Berkeley. He went over to the guy's house to look at this imported piece of wood that belonged to Mozart. There are marks on it from where Mozart kept time with his foot. This guy told my roommate that the wood would tell them everything they need to know about Mozart. My roommate translates this as wood also has memories and through extracting sounds from the wood they can know about Mozart's life. Oh and that same professor told him that he was in Egypt and he found pages from a book called "the book of harmony" this book, if played at the right places and time, is supposed to change the world. Not gradually either. I'm talking about as soon as it is played the world changes in an instant.
 
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Acid08

Banned
TheKaeptain said:
Here is something my roommate said. He met a guy that is was a physicist professor at Berkeley. He went over to the guy's house to look at this imported piece of wood that belonged to Mozart. There are marks on it from where Mozart kept time with his foot. This guy told my roommate that the wood would tell them everything they need to know about Mozart. My roommate translates this as wood also has memories and through extracting sounds from the wood they can know about Mozart's life. Oh and that same professor told him that he was in Egypt and he found pages from a book called "the book of harmony" this book, if played at the right places and time, is supposed to change the world. Not gradually either. I'm talking about as soon as it is played the world changes in an instant.
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That sounds like a Berkeley guy!
 
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Dastardly Jerks

Banned
Jeezus fuck, Smack.

How dare you use your "facts" and "evidence". It directly contradicts with my crazy theories. Scientists are just money hungry grubs who want all the governments money so they make shit up anyway.

Acid08 said:
Hertl 2swole4me *fans self with my own dick*
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FUCKING CROSSFIT

TheKaeptain said:
Foil= any convo I have with my roommate. Not joking we were talking about paint the other day and somehow the convo turned into this: The government wants to control the water supply because water has memories. During the cleaning process they filter out the memories of when the US was a better place so we don't absorbed them because if we did we would revolt.
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Swell dude. Can we all have a beer some time? I'd like to talk to him about the illegalisation of DMTs Spirit Molecules interferring with Mother Gaia therefore stopping her from trying to communicate with all my non-CIS bi-gendered otherkin friends.

Calamari41 said:
Al has knocked another album out of the park. The man is unstoppable.

And he even had Dastardly as the guest writer for the second half of Foil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk
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It's about time someone stood up to these clowns in congress and spread awareness about shadow organisations.

Heretic said:
It's not that hard to believe considering how fucked up our government is. We used to think there was absolutely NO WAY the government could be tracking EVERY. SINGLE. phone call.

I think it's bogus but I no longer call them crazies.
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There's a lot of reasons to never trust any government. Ever. But there's also a line.
 
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Unhandled Exception

Member
TheKaeptain said:
Foil= any convo I have with my roommate. Not joking we were talking about paint the other day and somehow the convo turned into this: The government wants to control the water supply because water has memories. During the cleaning process they filter out the memories of when the US was a better place so we don't absorbed them because if we did we would revolt.
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Wat. Look, I hate the gov as much as the next guy but wat. Dude has been on above top secret way too much.
 
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Revenant

Member
Calamari41 said:
Al has knocked another album out of the park. The man is unstoppable.

And he even had Dastardly as the guest writer for the second half of Foil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk



Prove him wrong empirically. Yeah, didn't think so. Keep drinking that fluoride, sheeple.
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I wouldn't consider myself some mega Weird Al Fan as far as his songs go but bless that man, the turn in that song is fantastic. Shine On You Crazy Diamond.

EDIT: Reno 911 cops as the agents at the end :lol
 
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Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
Canada just won Bronze at the Quidditch World Cup.

They played Space Jam. And "Let's go to the mall" from HIMYM oh god
 
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TUSR

Banned
my buddy tried to get me into alex jones, and he actually believed about Illuminati lizard people like al gore and shit


it was insane, now hes normal.
 
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Unhandled Exception

Member
Heretic said:
Finally got my bank and driver's license cards! my wallet is complete again!!!
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I've been waiting for 2 weeks for my new bank to mail my card and pin. I had to borrow money today because I can't access my account and I only took out a week and a half's worth of cash cause they said it'd only take a week to get here. :|
 
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TUSR

Banned
19 & 21 said:
I've been waiting for 2 weeks for my new bank to mail my card and pin. I had to borrow money today because I can't access my account and I only took out a week and a half's worth of cash cause they said it'd only take a week to get here. :|
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owned

Acid08 said:
WE'RE THE BEST AT FAKE SPORTS USA USA USA
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When game is going full retard, you can only go with it.
If you start going against it, if you start going half retard, you´re fucking done for
 
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SmackCrackleNPop

Member
ElSJOVn.jpg


I think we've all cracked the code
 
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Calamari41

41 > 38
Revenant said:
I wouldn't consider myself some mega Weird Al Fan as far as his songs go but bless that man, the turn in that song is fantastic. Shine On You Crazy Diamond.

EDIT: Reno 911 cops as the agents at the end :lol
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It's beautiful because it's exactly how this actually happens. You're talking to someone about the best way to preserve food and then out of nowhere they drop "by the way, I've cracked the code..." and you're off to the races.
 
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Calamari41

41 > 38
Has Weird Al had a longer career than every person/group he has parodied at this point?

The only way I can think of that not being true is one of those bands still doing geriatric tours or something.
 
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Heretic

Member
19 & 21 said:
I've been waiting for 2 weeks for my new bank to mail my card and pin. I had to borrow money today because I can't access my account and I only took out a week and a half's worth of cash cause they said it'd only take a week to get here. :|
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Are you with Bank of America?

7 - 10 days to get my bank card
3 - 6 weeks to get my driver's license! (it came in a week and a day later so I'm not complaining)
 
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zroid

Banned
I begrudgingly got Wii Party U for free with the MK8 promotion because I already had the other games which were available.

Well, begrudged I am no longer. It is a fucking amazing party game. Two friends and I just played it for 5 hours straight, and I've laughed myself hoarse in the process. If you ever have friends/family visiting, even if they don't normally play games, I can't recommend it highly enough. Such a blast.

edit: video I found of one of the more entertaining games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8ha7IeFSM
 
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StylesClash

Member
Long time lurker. Really appreciate this thread. Hockey isn't a big deal here in Louisiana but I've always appreciated it. You guys are quite entertaining and I feel for you red wings fans. But I'm biased because I am a blues fan. :)
 
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