This kid at work left his browser open on Facebook today and his girlfriend was messaging him. I wasn't snooping but I had to use his computer for something and I could see it flashing in the toolbar. I consulted my boss and we got into a serious discussion about whether or not to send dick pics.
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NHL Off-Season 2014 |OT| - O stands for Overhaul
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FUBAR McDangles
Member
On friday we all went to the pool for work. While we were there some "gangsta"s showed up.
My boss (~40ish) comes over to me and bitched for a good five minutes to me about today's youth and their fashion choices and how the "baggy jeans are just ridiculous. If that's cool...then I'm just not cool. I don't want to be. That's so damn stupid. You have to waddle. We're in North Dakota and have the coldest winters around but that doesn't mean you have to be a penguin."
Couldn't help but laugh.
I hate the moon. Stupid vehicles. They make me do worse than usual. I'm good for some PvE. Gonna level my hunter to 8.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
A Serious Man
Member
Far out, dude.
2 x-treme br0
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Vatman will bring Justice to the League
TheKaeptain
Banned
Fuck John Stamos.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Vatman will bring Justice to the League
"Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. You can't feel the knee hit."
wsoxfan1214
Banned
I thought you were going to say my book so I was getting ready to punch you in the face for reals!
Chapter 99: The Princess is in Another Castle
Sometimes, m'lady ends up dating that total douchebag instead of your nice guy self. She'll totally realize this one day. But for now, perhaps m'lady is just a store away, reading that new fiction book by that hot new author. Brush up on your knowledge of literature and tell her to smile! She's definitely the one.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Heretic would be too busy holding doors for every woman that walks by before asking for their numbers to write 99 chapters.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Getting heartbreak pangs when I think of Guardians of the Galaxy.
Working at Luma Pictures while they were working on the CGI and seeing it nearly released is like looking at an ex-girlfriend with her new boyfriend.
... Except you're also dating someone new and even though she isn't as young or exciting, she's better conversation, better in bed and goes on more fun dates.
Quick, my god, wow.
Working at Luma Pictures while they were working on the CGI and seeing it nearly released is like looking at an ex-girlfriend with her new boyfriend.
... Except you're also dating someone new and even though she isn't as young or exciting, she's better conversation, better in bed and goes on more fun dates.
Quick, my god, wow.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Boss told me to stay back after a team meeting. Official warning.
Places that do a blanket ban on spending personal time on the internet can suck a fuck. It's 2014.
huehuehuehuehue
oh come on, really?
Coldnoodle
Member
Jesus christ, the image disoriented me for a good 10 seconds.
Of course not, just having a laugh about it. We've told him repeatedly to stop using Facebook during work so we took it to the extreme. Honestly, I didn't even open the browser window because I do respect his privacy but I'm thinking a Facebook IP ban might be in order if he keeps it up. (That is still more than I would like to do but what else can be done when he is constantly on there and won't listen to verbal warnings.)
Kuro Madoushi
Unconfirmed Member
I recall a study I saw in passing that said people need to have a bit of freedom in regards to browsing, especially at work. Nobody can be at work and 'work' the entire time, and it's draining to do so.
Never thought a fucking game company would be so strict about it though. These are the sorts of small issues that can add up to a shitty work environment.
I don't disagree with that but there is a fine line between having a bit of freedom to browse and a legitimate distraction that effects productivity.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
The tree goes like this:
Does employee meet satisfactory standards in their work and meet KPIs appropriate to the SLA?
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|_ Yes -------> Internet browse.
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|_ No -------> Remove internet access from account until employee review period. If met SLAs, restore access.
Phew. Dick pics are a fucked up phenomenom of recent. And I can't believe we as human males are fucking doing it. Would you wave your dick around at a party? Probably, but if you did you're a fucking animal that deserves to be kicked out.
Uh oh, old man Dastardly's been drinking again.
Does employee meet satisfactory standards in their work and meet KPIs appropriate to the SLA?
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|_ Yes -------> Internet browse.
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|_ No -------> Remove internet access from account until employee review period. If met SLAs, restore access.
Phew. Dick pics are a fucked up phenomenom of recent. And I can't believe we as human males are fucking doing it. Would you wave your dick around at a party? Probably, but if you did you're a fucking animal that deserves to be kicked out.
Uh oh, old man Dastardly's been drinking again.
My job right now is weld inspection. And I was watching videos of welding processes.
lost internet at my desk.
office life.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
shit office life.
Calamari41
41 > 38
It's not so bad when you're the one sitting in the corner office.
*closes door, unzips pants*
Sportsnet is doing a special on Subban along with 9 other Canadian athletes, and he was on BT this morning with Kypreos:
http://www.bttoronto.ca/videos/
They show a picture of him in a Leafs jersey with a C on it from when he was a kid, start the rumours of reuniting him with Stamkos.
http://www.bttoronto.ca/videos/
They show a picture of him in a Leafs jersey with a C on it from when he was a kid, start the rumours of reuniting him with Stamkos.
ok ok ok
Stamkos will not be part of the Lightning when his contract expires. But isn't this conversation 2 years early?
I told ya.
Price won't be skating until the end of August due to the rehab of his injury, I'm not sure how normal that is, but it sounds worrisome.
Lightning just released a post on twitter countering it, so I guess not.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Edge of Tomorrow was still entertaining
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
I mean, really, they're goalies so how much skating do they do anyway?
man have you played goalie before?
What post ? I just see a quote from stamkos saying he wants to win and hopefully he can do it Tampa... Which is kind of what he said yesterday without the "in the next two years"
We don't call that a counter, we call that damage control.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Friend's been trying to get a job and said if he gets it he wants to go to Teemu's Steakhouse to celebrate.
I want him to get the job.
For Teemu's.
I want him to get the job.
For Teemu's.
Calamari41
41 > 38
Tell him not to let Teemu down. He's waiting.
Me. Won't be on till around 10pm et though.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
I was a reference and said good things about him. I told him if he got it not to fuck up at the new job and I like my steak medium rare
Kuro Madoushi
Unconfirmed Member
Well...at least you don't like it well-done...
Argue semantics all you want to make it sound better for you since you're convinced he's a die hard Leafs fan still.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Who eats steak well done? I can only think of LeBron James. He likes his well done and cut up, side of ketchup perhaps. What a heathen
that probably works for me, post in here or toss me a pm if im not on.
hopefully we can get no moon.
Medium rare is best steak.
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