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[Unhandled Exception]

At this point I literally feel like I literally have no control over my life

I'm the same way with games. Though I am getting a lot better at not giving a fuck about most AAA shit that gets peddled. I put full responsibility on Steam.

 

[TUSR]

this many

well, i'm Baby Fillipe, girls call me "Surprise"
cuz when I'm layin' pipe, lasers come outta my eyes

gonna smoke five blunts and watch anime

 

[Acid08]

Oh my god how many fucking motivational/spiritual images can one person post on fb in a day????? "Oh, I can post at least 25 a day!!!!!!!" says girl that I work with. And why The fuck Are Some random Words capitalized when They're Not supposed To Be????

 

[TUSR]

i deleted 260 people off of facebook yolo

i dont need friends when i have you guys and anime

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I fucking hate words on pictures.

If you're gonna post motivational shit on social media, just post the fucking words.

ALSO YOU AREN'T GOING TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU JUST POSTED 24 HOURS FROM NOW ANYWAY.

"Man, I'm so motivated now after reading that image macro! Time to change my life!" 5 minutes later "MASTERCHEF!"

 

[Quick]

G Gundam

Watch it and learn about true love

Dat true love *bites lip*

 

[Coldnoodle]

I fucking hate words on pictures.

If you're gonna post motivational shit on social media, just post the fucking words.

ALSO YOU AREN'T GOING TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU JUST POSTED 24 HOURS FROM NOW ANYWAY.

"Man, I'm so motivated now after reading that image macro! Time to change my life!" 5 minutes later "MASTERCHEF!"

This is me :lol

 

[Unhandled Exception]

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Just from the top 3 most recent on my timeline. It's a fucking wasteland.

 

[Quick]

I hate this one in particular.

The women posting these on Facebook? Mostly single or in shitty relationships.

 

[TUSR]

these make me angry

 

[Roflobear]

I hate this one in particular.

The women posting these on Facebook? Mostly single or in shitty relationships.

Yea I feel like it's just an excuse to justify their often awful personalities

 

[TUSR]

baby and wedding photos plague my facebook wall now

 

[Acid08]

Here are a couple more gems posted today

Guh

2FUCKINDEEP4ME

Haha yeah enjoying talking to people you relate to, a real fucking obscure concept.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

This is why we're all stuck posting in this thread. xoxoxo all of u

 

[Acid08]

WHAT

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

That fucking Marilyn Monroe quote is the worst one out of all of them. It's like that quote is meant to be some sort of justification for being a horrible person.

EDIT: Oh wait, this...

Yea I feel like it's just an excuse to justify their often awful personalities

 

[Acid08]

That fucking Marilyn Monroe quote is the worst one out of all of them. It's like that quote is meant to be some sort of justification for being a horrible person.

SO WHAT IF I STABBED YOU IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST

 

[RC]

That fucking Marilyn Monroe quote is the worst one out of all of them. It's like that quote is meant to be some sort of justification for being a horrible person.

EDIT: Oh wait, this...

Every woman who had that quote in their tinder profile was an automatic nope from me.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Her "best" is probably giving a shitty handjob followed by not shutting up while making you watch The Bachelor.

Every woman who had that quote in their tinder profile was an automatic nope from me.

Anybody who had a quote was a swipe left from me.

 

[Smiley90]

Every woman who had that quote in their tinder profile was an automatic nope from me.

You read Tinder profiles?

Bro I just swipe everyone right

 

[StylesClash]

I don't have a Facebook

 

[wsoxfan1214]

You read Tinder profiles?

Bro I just swipe everyone right

Then ignore the ones you don't like

You're doing it wrong, dstrl

 

[Smiley90]

Then ignore the ones you don't like

You're doing it wrong, dstrl

exaaaaactly.

Swipe everyone right, then just don't message the ones you don't want to.

 

[apocalidiot]

Man, I just watched Waking Life and it was crazy as fuck

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

If I swiped right for every girl I'd have a million buttertrolls trying to start a conversation with me.

Being precise and selective is what got me introduced me to the LA Kings fan.

 

[Smiley90]

If I swiped right for every girl I'd have a million buttertrolls trying to start a conversation with me.

Being precise and selective is what got me introduced me to the LA Kings fan.

no man

swiping everyone right would've STILL gotten you introduced to the LA Kings fan

you could've always ignored the buttertrolls/unmatched them.

 

[StylesClash]

You kids with your tinder...back in my day I had to use aol and yahoo...I'm old, and married...

Ok well, I did use plenty of fish and okc before that, but still...tinder seems like what I would have wanted ten years ago when I was...let's say...meeting a lot of women

But where did I meet my wife? She came into my work for years and one day I just went up and talked to her and asked her out.

So tinder and all that may get you laid. It may even get you some crazy relationships. But it's always that person under your nose you should keep an eye on. I wasn't one to talk to people in public that's why I used the internet. Call it shyness or whatever. But I'm glad I asked her out and I would trade all those girls I met to have met her much much sooner.

 

[Smiley90]

I can't shake this Beez-feeling off you Styles, I just can't

Also I am categorically against dating ANYONE at work.

 

[StylesClash]

I can't shake this Beez-feeling off you Styles, I just can't

Also I am categorically against dating ANYONE at work.

Customer. Not co worker. Also what is beez feeling?

 

[Smiley90]

Customer. Not co worker. Also what is beez feeling?

He's feeling the back of his dad's hand on his face, probably

 

[StylesClash]

It's either late or I'm stupid but I still don't get it.

 

[ZeroGravity]

It's either late or I'm stupid but I still don't get it.

Just shrug it off.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Ahh, Simpsons AIHL logos. Yes that's definitely what we need.

SMITHERS LOL

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

no man

swiping everyone right would've STILL gotten you introduced to the LA Kings fan

you could've always ignored the buttertrolls/unmatched them.

Too much effort going through all the matches. If I leave it alone for a day and swipe right on the first 5 I usually get all matches.

That's not to say I'm good. It's to say there's a lot of thirsty buttertrolls in Melbourne.

It's either late or I'm stupid but I still don't get it.

In-joke.

A hilarious in-joke.

 

[Marvie_3]

I don't have a Facebook

Same here. this page is why.

 

[Stasis]

He's feeling the back of his dad's hand on his face, probably

Hahahahaha.

 

[sefskillz]

thanks for the motivational posters you guys. my day is looking up already

 

[Freyjadour]

The best motivational fb pics are the ones with recycled ATI / Nvidia Card Box Art. Nothing says motivated like a shitty 90s CGI fairy.

Man, I just watched Waking Life and it was crazy as fuck

Linklater our lord and savior.

 

[Red_Man]

Gaf, did I get raped?

This is what I think your threads, Gaf :

 

[Samyy]

Gaf, did I get raped?

This is what I think your threads, Gaf :

I'm not sure whats wrong with the thread? Dude is obviously just looking for some people to reach out to and support, and most people in there are giving that to him.

 

[Red_Man]

Rape is one of many topics, where posting about it and having a discussion about it on Gaf is generally an awful idea.

 

[Samyy]

Rape is one of many topics, where posting about it and having a discussion about it on Gaf is generally an awful idea.

Eh if you flip through the thread 95% of people are being very supportive

 

[Red_Man]

Eh if you flip through the thread 95% of people are being very supportive

There's enough posts in there to make it face palm worthy, especially when it comes to that particular topic. Gaf has made me so cynical too where I've just begun assuming threads like that are made up. Mods did do a great job all things considered.

 

[KingHenrik30]

Gaf, did I get raped?

This is what I think your threads, Gaf :

The dude called a condom a prophylactic! Who is he, Frank Costanza?

 

[Var]

So, uh, Destiny beta was pretty good. I preordered it this morning.

 

[Socreges]

Gaf, did I get raped?

This is what I think your threads, Gaf :

What's wrong with that thread?

 

[Calamari41]

Being precise and selective is what got me introduced me to the LA Kings fan.

Australia really is opposite-land.

What's wrong with that thread?

Nothing, because the guy did get raped. If he had done the exact same thing to a girl, he would already be in jail.

 

[TrueGrime]

Crazy. Banhammer came quick in that thread. Like minutes after the dumb posts.

 

[apocalidiot]

Linklater our lord and savior.

Seriously man. I need to see the Before Trilogy asap

 

[T.M. MacReady]

Funny, I thought about making a thread with the same title after the Vanek ordeal.