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[Dastardly Jerks]

A lot of women on Tinder are terrible, as are pretty much 98% of men on Tinder.

The key is persistence. And never swipe right on someone with less than 10 mutual interests.

Also: Don't be a fucking shit person. Just talk to them like they're humans. Don't sext like a white boy. Don't try too hard. etc.

 

[Quick]

I broke all the rules. Most of the results I'm getting are 0 friends.

SHIT.

 

[Smiley90]

smelly youre over 6' and a white guy, you should check your swiping privilege

I'm 5'10 you fuck

Westie = Western Sydney.

Home of the famous race-related Cronulla Riots, and swing seats that vote in racists.

oh. no idea where specifically she's from.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

0 friends is good, it means you aren't dipping your pen in the 2 degrees of seperation inkpot.

Want weird? On Saturday a girl I was talking to on Tinder was at the house party of a housemate of the host of the party I was at.

"Do you know so&so lol I'm her friend" "Oh shit"

 

[Smiley90]

The girl I went on a date with goes to Sauder

"so... you study business... at UBC..." ".... yes I go to Sauder I'm sorry, I apologize for everyone else in my department"

... she's pretty cool.

(for the non-Vancouver people: UBC Business faculty = sauder = 95% rich Chinese kids that are the worst human beings imaginable. think spoiled to hell.)

 

[Quick]

I've just been swiping at all these girls. When does interacting take place?

 

[Smiley90]

I've just been swiping at all these girls. When does interacting take place?

when they wake up

 

[StylesClash]

Having fun with your tinder?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Careful if you launch the app at 2am and swipe right to someone and it matches you.

They're gonna see you up at 2am on a school night and instantly have alarm bells go off.

 

[TUSR]

I'm 5'10 you fuck.

Im taller than Smelly, what.

Having fun with your tinder?

no everyone is married here old man

 

[Smiley90]

Im taller than Smelly, what.

-shrugs-

 

[TUSR]

-shrugs-

jk im 5'10"

 

[StylesClash]

Im taller than Smelly, what.



no everyone is married here old man

I've had more women then you've had swipes on tinder.

And I'm 6'3.

 

[TUSR]

I've had more women then you've had swipes on tinder.

so a number greater than zero, good job man

 

[Quick]

when they wake up

Good point. It's almost 4 AM here.

So, basically I swiped right to like them, and they see my profile?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Yeah and if they don't swipe right YOU NEVER HEAR FROM THEM AGAIN

EVER

 

[Quick]

I swiped left on a couple of them that I might've liked.

I'm doing this wrong. My profile picture sucks, too. But I don't want to seem conceited as to take a selfie or two

 

[Smiley90]

Yeah and if they don't swipe right YOU NEVER HEAR FROM THEM AGAIN

EVER

Unless you close&re-open your account.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Read a bunch of guides on how to make a Tinder profile decent. Preferably ones authored by women.

Minimal selfies. No pics with chained tigers. No gym shots or shirtless pics. Make a funny profile blurb that's also relevant to you.

My profile pic was my pic badly cropped on top of the Backstreet Boys hockey jersey pic. Women like humour (which you guys have) and having silly profile pics like that work.

 

[Smiley90]

Read a bunch of guides on how to make a Tinder profile decent. Preferably ones authored by women.

Minimal selfies. No pics with chained tigers. No gym shots or shirtless pics. Make a funny profile blurb that's also relevant to you.

My profile pic was my pic badly cropped on top of the Backstreet Boys hockey jersey pic. Women like humour (which you guys have) and having silly profile pics like that work.

now hang on a second here

 

[StylesClash]

This seems so much easier then the olden days since you all think I'm ancient.

 

[Smiley90]

This seems so much easier then the olden days since you all think I'm ancient.

Are you older than calder? Because he was basically Moses' drinking buddy

 

[TheKaeptain]

Did I tell you guys about the girl I met that knows me? I have no idea who she is but before we matched on tinder here in LA I met her at a grocery store in Fresno county. She knew my name then and even asked about some of my friends. So I see her account on tinder like 6 months after that incident. She straight up asks if I remember her and if I did she wanted to know how we met. I can't remember shit; couldn't answer. Her last message on tinder "Well Jerry I'm in LA you have to find me bye."

I've tried everything and I have no idea who she is. I took screen shots of her pictures none of my friends back home know her. I looked through year-books. Nothing. She said we had "A" mutual friend in real life.

 

[Quick]

"Hockey lover"

"Red Wings fan"

 

[TheKaeptain]

I saw a bum in Van Nuys wearing a Maple Leafs jersey. I almost crashed because I was laughing so hard.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I'm drunk and depressed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq6YF6CMyu0


Goodnight

 

[CrazedArabMan]

"Hockey lover"

"Red Wings fan"

hmmm... maybe I'll try this Tinder thing...

*checks site, see iphone/Android only*

Dang it!

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Of course crazed would have a windows phone

Also don't do it Quick. Don't fucking do it.

Spoiler

Unless it's a hate fuck. Nothing more than that.

 

[Solo]

How well has Tinder been working out for you guys?

I asked this a while ago I think. I'm considering Tinder again.

Great for sex.

Horrendous for dating.

I've since ceased using it for dating.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Of course crazed would have a windows phone

Of course, why wouldn't I go with the superior phone option?

I did it mostly because I found my old droid to be OK but I wanted something different, and I hate Apple. So I kept seeing how people on here who have the Window's phones really like them and decided to give it a shot (I also got it for a penny on Amazon and activated it myself). Overall I really like the phone and since I don't really use many Apps at all I didn't need something with a huge App library. To be honest it's a nice phone and I quite happy with it, looking forward to the 8.1 update here soon as well.

 

[Calamari41]

I don't know why you guys are wasting your time with this Tinder crap. You should all be on Fuckbook. Did you know that there are hundreds of singles in [your city] waiting to hear from you?

 

[Alucard]

Oh, so Quick is allowed to post wrestling related gifs? I see how it is.

 

[Red_Man]

Subban/MON arbitration asks: Player -- $8.5M. Team -- $5.25. No doubt both sides will work to get deal done beforehand

Commence the freaking out.

 

[Solo]

So he's getting 8 years $9M per

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Oh, so Quick is allowed to post wrestling related gifs? I see how it is.

Quick is allowed to do anything he damn well pleases.

 

[Samyy]

So he's getting 8 years $9M per

Goddammit I was coming to post this

 

[Solo]

Better luck next time, Malfoy.

 

[MetatronM]

:|

 

[Red_Man]

So he's getting 8 years $9M per

Goddammit I was coming to post this

8 X 9.5 = $76

 

[Calamari41]

:|

Why do people... why would you taunt the team that beat you?

 

[zroid]

Haha 5.25

 

[Red_Man]

That's quite a gap between what Subban wants ($8.5 m) and what Habs offering ($5.25 m). He'll probably wind up with $6.75 mil for 1 year.

Good to see Edmonton's media is as stupid as their management.

 

[TrueGrime]

:|

Damn.

 

[Red_Man]

.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

:|

Brown probably shipped himself a package and wrote that message with his knees just to post it online.

 

[Merguson]

Found this.

Anonymous hockey insiders, indeed.

 

[Red_Man]

Habs have hired Daniel Lacroix as assistant coach. He was working for the Rangers this past season, and previously worked with the Bulldogs. Any Ranger fans have an opinion on him either way for his work this past season?

 

[MetatronM]

Habs have hired Daniel Lacroix as assistant coach. He was working for the Rangers this past season, and previously worked with the Bulldogs. Any Ranger fans have an opinion on him either way for his work this past season?

Lacroix was basically AV's eyes in the press box during games to give him another perspective on what was happening on the ice.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

So based on Gardiner's contract...does that mean Gardiner > Fowler? lol

 

[Red_Man]

Kevin Weekes going off on the Habs for this Subban business for whatever reason.

Lacroix was basically AV's eyes in the press box during games to give him another perspective on what was happening on the ice.

Apparently he was one of the guys spying on the Habs practice during that playoff incident. Some twitter people have said he did great work on the PK in the minors, we could use that with the departure of Gorges & Gionta.