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[apocalidiot]

it's a shame the old guy that always fought with the council died this last weekend

damn, that sucks. RIP


There was a reason why i posted that but I forgot

 

[Marvie_3]

Is this shit your job?

Hes a paid corsi marketer.

 

[zroid]

Hes a paid corsi marketer.

Just waiting for that NHL exec who reads GAF to poach me!

 

[TUSR]

Just waiting for that NHL exec who reads GAF to poach me!

they would probably take you over dopey

 

[Marvie_3]

Just waiting for that NHL exec who reads GAF to poach me!

You can be the waterboy when I replace quenneville. You can sit on the bench with some crayons and draw pictures and graphs.

 

[Smiley90]

You can be the waterboy when I replace quenneville. You can sit on the bench with some crayons and draw pictures and graphs.

I'm sure he'll be great friends with Roszival

 

[Unhandled Exception]

They're gonna hire zroid to consult on the next Mario and Sonic At The Olympics. You have no fucking idea how much Wario loves corsi.

 

[DopeyFish]

they would probably take you over dopey

Well duh, i would turn down lesser jerbs

 

[Quick]

They're gonna hire zroid to consult on the next Mario and Sonic At The Olympics. You have no fucking idea how much Wario loves corsi.

Gonna be a challenge calculating warsi, but zroid can do it.

 

[iLLmAtlc]

News from insider trading, but in their weasely way

- pit interested in saad
- B. Sutter "could" be on the block
- Nucks will choose lack or markstrom this week

 

[Pikma]

You can be the waterboy when I replace quenneville. You can sit on the bench with some crayons and draw pictures and graphs.

They're gonna hire zroid to consult on the next Mario and Sonic At The Olympics. You have no fucking idea how much Wario loves corsi.

Gonna be a challenge calculating warsi, but zroid can do it.

Holy shit :lol :lol

 

[Acid08]

Gonna be a challenge calculating warsi, but zroid can do it.

man I love you

 

[Marvie_3]

Gonna be a challenge calculating warsi, but zroid can do it.

:lol

News from insider trading, but in their weasely way

- pit interested in saad
- B. Sutter "could" be on the block
- Nucks will choose lack or markstrom this week

Im sure a lot of teams are. Hes not going anywhere though.

 

[Plinko]

If the Coyotes move to Quebec, that'll really put the NHL in a bind on their.conference alignment.

Vegas expansion team is all but guaranteed and will even it out again.

 

[Calamari41]

You can be the waterboy when I replace quenneville. You can sit on the bench with some crayons and draw pictures and graphs.

Marvie: You! Toews! Score a goal!

Toews: You got it, skip!

 

[Pikma]

So it seems the Devils would be willing to move Schneider, I say we give them Shihtonen and one or two of those forwards we don't need.

 

[Cake Boss]

Lebrun saying that Peter Churchill might offer sheet Dougie Hamilton.

Now that would be a troll job. Please do it Peter.

 

[lupinko]

I have a favour to ask from French Canadian GAF. I'm writing a Japanese translation for Roch Carrier's The Sweater, and there is a bit of radio play by play in French regardless if you're watching the English version.

I can sorta understand and figure it out since it's hockey and what French I remember left from Grade 8. But that's not enough for me to really translate it properly for Japanese school kids. My fellow Canadian teachers here are only providing me with moral support when I suggested it could be a fun and interesting lesson we can work on together.

So yeah just the brief part in the beginning with the Richard play I believe.

 

[Curufinwe]

Lebrun saying that Peter Churchill might offer sheet Dougie Hamilton.

Now that would be a troll job. Please do it Peter.

I hope they do because there should be more offer sheets. Otherwise it's just seems like the teams are colluding to keep player salaries down.

 

[KernelPanic]

I hope they do because there should be more offer sheets. Otherwise it's just seems like the teams are colluding to keep player salaries down.

GMs are an old boys club and don't want to piss each other off. They can usually be offer sheeted right back.

And yeah they are colliding to keep salaries down as well. Helps all teams.

Besides the draft pick compensation is very steep for any good player.

 

[Curufinwe]

For a good but not great player you could offer a little over $3.3m and only have to cough up a 2nd rounder. That seems like something that should happen more often. And I think players like Stepan and Hamilton would be worth giving up a first, a second and a third for.

 

[Silexx]

I have a favour to ask from French Canadian GAF. I'm writing a Japanese translation for Roch Carrier's The Sweater, and there is a bit of radio play by play in French regardless if you're watching the English version.

I can sorta understand and figure it out since it's hockey and what French I remember left from Grade 8. But that's not enough for me to really translate it properly for Japanese school kids. My fellow Canadian teachers here are only providing me with moral support when I suggested it could be a fun and interesting lesson we can work on together.

So yeah just the brief part in the beginning with the Richard play I believe.

Here's what I was able to cook up:

The starting lineup for the Candiens – Blake , Mosdell and Richard

And here’s the face-off, the puck is passed from Mosdell to Toe Blake.

Blake gets to centre ice and approaches the dot by Emile Bouchard who take the puck and is checked on the boards. The ref whistles the puck out of play.

The score in this 3rd period still remains Canadiens: 2 and Toronto: 2.

The puck is dropped, Emile Bouchard receives the puck at the blue line. He shoots towards the net of Broda and the puck is taken by Stewart, who in turn, shoots the puck back to the blue line and it’s Blake who receives the puck.

Pass to Mosdell. Mosdell to Richard. Richard shoots … and scores! Maurice Richard! And it is now 3-2 for the Canadiens with 14 seconds left in the 3rd period. Maurice Richard with assists from Blake and Mosdell.

Many players for the Tricolore are on ice to congratulate Richard…

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Me and Zroid Post a lot holy moly.

 

[KernelPanic]

For a good but not great player you could offer a little over $3.3m and only have to cough up a 2nd rounder.

Unless the team is at the cap limit, that would be matched. Even if they were you can go over the cap in the off-season and figure out how to get under before training camp.

I can't see a reason why a team wouldn't match unless they don't want the player anyway, in which case he probably isn't worth offer sheeting anyway.

 

[zroid]

Me and Zroid Post a lot holy moly.

I'm going to try to cut down :^(

I should start by playing more Splatoon

 

[Red_Man]

Zroid is our MVP, at least it's not Yoda with the top post count.

So it seems the Devils would be willing to move Schneider, I say we give them Shihtonen and one or two of those forwards we don't need.

Why would they move him?

Lebrun saying that Peter Churchill might offer sheet Dougie Hamilton.

Now that would be a troll job. Please do it Peter.

This needs to happen.

 

[Zombie James]

Elliotte Friedman ‏@FriedgeHNIC

1) Statement from @NHL on Glendale situation: “We have been advised by the Coyotes that the City of Glendale’s contentions are without merit

2) and we fully expect the Coyotes to continue to play at the Gila River Arena and for the City to continue to honor its obligations...

3) After everything that has transpired, it is extremely disappointing that City of Glendale would do anything that might damage the Club."

Bettman's hard-on for this team is borderline creepy. How many more millions will the city need to bleed before common sense moves in?

 

[dem]

Glendale will bleed until the MGM arena is finished in Vegas

 

[MetatronM]

And now, an ode to New York Rangers legend Tanner Glass.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

So you raised her illegitimate son while getting cucked by other women and now find yourself dumped?

You got taken for a ride, marrrec.

Who needs e3 around here?

 

[CreeperBlocks]

And now, an ode to New York Rangers legend Tanner Glass.

This is Amazing.

 

[Plinko]

Bettman's hard-on for this team is borderline creepy. How many more millions will the city need to bleed before common sense moves in?

3) After everything that has transpired, it is extremely disappointing that City of Glendale would do anything that might damage the Club."

Translation: "After how much we bribed councilmen and councilwomen with to change their votes, we're stunned they're turning on us."

 

[Calamari41]

Who needs e3 around here?

Those two took any and every opportunity to go into incredibly specific detail as to the sex they were having, no matter what the thread was about. Attention whores of the highest order, glad to see them broken up.

 

[Coldnoodle]

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Those two took any and every opportunity to go into incredibly specific detail as to the sex they were having, no matter what the thread was about. Attention whores of the highest order, glad to see them broken up.

We had to talk about like, 4 very important things:

1) Our finances and how to split those up.

2) Our son and how to make sure his life is still good.

3) The Netflix account.

4) Who gets to make the GAF thread.

I have no idea why you'd say that.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

A Tribute to Sharks Legend John Scott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCFfPSGJozM

 

[Calamari41]

I have no idea why you'd say that.

lol:

Yup this should've happened a long time ago, I mean the signs are everywhere jesus christ,

my girlfriend has decided that I need to watch more porn

incomprehensible open relationships

If he didn't mind, why should he be upset if I slept with someone else?

 

[fallout]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHJk0SHWkAAi1yn.png[

Where's this from? It'd be nice to see it graphed by year to show the trend. The last 5 years or so seem to sit in the bottom half, but it's hard to tell how significant that is without seeing it plotted.

 

[KernelPanic]

Translation: "After how much we bribed councilmen and councilwomen with to change their votes, we're stunned they're turning on us."

Yeah NHL is only using Glendale to prop up the team until they can move them somewhere else.

I'd love to see certain people take the stand under oath and forced talk about this.

 

[DopeyFish]

Where's this from? It'd be nice to see it graphed by year to show the trend. The last 5 years or so seem to sit in the bottom half, but it's hard to tell how significant that is without seeing it plotted.

looks like hockey reference

 

[calder]

Bettman's hard-on for this team is borderline creepy. How many more millions will the city need to bleed before common sense moves in?

Look at it more like Bettman has a stiffy for some failed market propping up the franchise value of a team while it's new home gets built. From the league's point of view, it's brilliant really.

It's like being in a failed marriage but, while your girlfriend is building a sweet new house and she wants you to move in when it's done your estranged wife is still obligated to let you say in your current home while she pays the mortgage.

Spoiler

henceforth all offseason thread metaphors will be failed-relationship themed

 

[Quick]

They probably couldn't even afford a lawyer like Lionel Hutz, let alone decent representation.

They're going to have to go for Ol' Gil on this one.

 

[fallout]

Where's this from? It'd be nice to see it graphed by year to show the trend. The last 5 years or so seem to sit in the bottom half, but it's hard to tell how significant that is without seeing it plotted.

Yup:

 

[calder]

Yup:

"Wow, that sure proves that the players have totally adjusted to the post lockout enforcement standards!" - the significant percentage of GM's who like obstruction

 

[lamaroo]

Zroid is the Gretzky of posting, no one else comes close.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Zroid is the Gretzky of posting, no one else comes close.

What does that make me? Since I'm Second

 

[zroid]

What does that make me? Since I'm Second

Messier ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Messier ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Does this mean Smelly and Soc will hate me now

 

[DopeyFish]

Zroid is the Gretzky of posting, no one else comes close.

You miss 100% of the posts you don't make.

 

[lamaroo]

Kave is Samenko, always challenging people to fight, and protecting his boy.