Fun fact: It was originally going to be named the Schuey Cup but he asked to have it named after his great grandson Stanley instead.Nope, I already know schuey is older than the Stanley Cup
I'm pretty sure you just transcribed all the insults dstrdl would hurl at me while I was wrecking his shit with Nik Antropov in NHL 3 vs 3.
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
Mmm, Pens' top 6 right now:
Crosby
Kessel
Hornqvist
Perron
Malkin
Plotnikov (probably)
I'll take it.
Mmm, Pens' top 6 right now:
Crosby
Kessel
Hornqvist
Perron
Malkin
Plotnikov (probably)
I'll take it.
Olympic gold medal winner Kunitz can't crack the top 6?
And the defence ?
I remember when Crosby was putting those 2 over, now they'll be scoring 20 goals between them.3rd line #depth, friend Razorskin. Dupuis is probably going to be down there too! Think of the 3rd line scoring!
Good news is the Pens will score 7 goals a game. The bad news is the Pens will allow 8 goals a game.
don't know if they can afford it, but if Pens can sign Franson to the Green contract they'd be pretty set
Watch Kessel get his first serious injury and miss half the season, just because.
Watch Kessel get his first serious injury and miss half the season, just because.
The Surface Pro 3 Schuey Cup Finals, brought to you by MicrosoftFun fact: It was originally going to be named the Schuey Cup but he asked to have it named after his great grandson Stanley instead.
If it was some odd random injury, that would pretty much prove the Penguins are really cursed.
Can the Leafs get that curse of "winning" the lottery and winning a cup please.
Watch Kessel get his first serious injury and miss half the season, just because.
As a Pens fan I'm so happy they didn't trade Pouliot. Still can't believe Rutherford pulled the trade off without giving Maata or Pouliot up.
Also anybody know a way to get around the tsn region restrictions for videos?
I'm not a Penguins fan, I was merely commenting on the fact that their players get some weird injuries.
If I had final say on curses,I'd curse some team with Troy Brouwer and Brooks Laich.
Dream lines:Let's look at the Lines that might happen now shall we?
Pacioretty-Pleks/DD-Gallagher
Galchenyuk-Pleks/DD-(???)
DLR-Eller-DSP/Weise/Kassian
(???)-Flynn-Mitchell/Kassian/Weise
Wow this team looks empty without Prust or PAP.
Move onto Defense
Subban-Markov/Petry
Beaulieu-Petry/Gilbert
Pateryn-Gilbert/Emelin
Price
Tokes
Aside from AGally playing C, my other biggest want for next season is Beaulieu playing with Subban. He's ready for it, but there's no way Therrien will give him that kind of promotion. Also, I'm quite confident McCarron will get a legit shot out of camp, Hudon & Scherbak may get good looks too. McCarron is exactly what they want right now.Dream lines:
Patches-Pleks-Gallagher
Hudon-Galchenyuk-Desharnais
DLR-Eller-Kassian
Someone(Andrighetto?)-Michell/Flynn-Weise
Beaulieu-Subban
Markov-Petry
Pateryn-Gilbert
Logic: Give Galchenyuk a honest try at center but not at first line so he can ease into it. Give Markov easier minutes, he's beginning to have a little trouble keeping pace. Give younger guys a shot at proving their worth generally.
Not gonna happen but hey, I tried...
YES
Talk Twins begone!
And Kassian is no longer a Canuck and Hodgson is no longer a Sabre. Everyone loses!So Seguin and Hamilton aren't B's and Kessel isn't a Leaf.
The whole trade just negated itself.
Someone should do the whole breakdown for the Leafs and Bruins about the Kessel-Seguin trade and see what they got left from it
... okay I'll do it
Leafs gained
Nick Spaling
Kasperi Kapanen
Scott Harrington
2016 #3rd-round
2016 #1st-round
Leafs given up
Tyler Seguin
Jared Knight
Dougie Hamilton
Tim Erixon
Tyler Biggs
2016 #2nd-round
Bruins gained
Zack Phillips
Loui Eriksson
Joe Morrow
Jimmy Hayes
2015 #14 Jake DeBrusk
2015 #45 Jakob Karlsson
2015 #52 Jeremy Lauzon
Bruins given up
Rich Peverley
Ryan Button
Phil Kessel
Marc Savard's contract
I'm gonna go ahead here and say the Bruins still came out on top overall :lol
Seguin and Hamilton for essentially Kapanen and a late 1st-rounder is lol. The Bruins at least have Eriksson to show...
Burke:
trades for Kessel and offers up 1sts even though the team is terrible enough to yield a 2nd overall and another top 10 pick; both picks eventually become an elite Centre and D-man
Nonis:
signs Kessel to a huge (albeit market value) contract for max term, then signs all the other inferior "core" players on the team to huge overpaid contracts that hamstring them and guarantee that Kessel will never be surrounded with good enough talent to make the team successful
Shanahan:
trades Kessel away for peanuts and retains salary for 7 years
That Leafs Life
Those peanuts are what the Leafs need right now though.
Burke:
trades for Kessel and offers up 1sts even though the team is terrible enough to yield a 2nd overall and another top 10 pick; both picks eventually become an elite Centre and D-man
Nonis:
signs Kessel to a huge (albeit market value) contract for max term, then signs all the other inferior "core" players on the team to huge overpaid contracts that hamstring them and guarantee that Kessel will never be surrounded with good enough talent to make the team successful
Shanahan:
trades Kessel away for peanuts and retains salary for 7 years
That Leafs Life
Kunitz and Scuderi weren't waving their NTC clause to come to T.O, so we had to retain salary. Pouliot wasn't an option in a trade for us, our return wasn't peanuts, Pittsburgh was the only team that offered a worthwhile trade while also having us retain the least amount. That's what happens when idiots like Nonuts signs contracts like these.
And Kessel (and the rest of our core) have to and will be traded.
one plus we've got, if you can call it that, is that we are already have two top prospects in marner and nylander when starting our rebuild, it's weird to say to say but in retrospect what happened to us the last two seaons where we played through most of the season with hope and still winning games with a fun to watch goal-scoring top line (we were in fact the highest scoring team, before..) but then near the end/halfway through suddenly collapsing and crashing down the standings allowed us to not have miserable hopeless from the beginning seasons where there was no joy to be had watching games and still get top picks in the endToronto is following the Buffalo rebuild method here. The problem is the return for Kessel is about what Buffalo got for Paul Gaustad.