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[Red_Man]

If we ignore him he'll go away ^___^

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I'm not sure what Tabris did, I just got here.

Vancouver folks have blade-less fans? But can't afford quality cable television?

 

[Quick]

Canada Day being in the middle of the week really threw off my internal calendar. Felt like a weekend throughout this week.

 

[RC]

I'm not sure what Tabris did, I just got here.

Vancouver folks have blade-less fans? But can't afford quality cable television?

My fan has blades, my food isn't gluten free, I don't exercise and hate the beach.

Living that anti-Vancouver life.

 

[Tabris]

If we ignore him he'll go away ^___^

\(;^__^)/

EDIT - How could someone hate the beach?! The beach is the best place. I'm going to a beach house tomorrow actually! ^__^ I'm going to enjoy that island life.

 

[Red_Man]

Canada Day being in the middle of the week really threw off my internal calendar. Felt like a weekend throughout this week.

Same, I thought yesterday was Sunday most of the day

 

[lamaroo]

Jesus, GAF is dying.

JVR for a first and Emelin. You guys need a veteran, hard hitting presence on the backend.

 

[Calamari41]

(;^__^)/

EDIT - How could someone hate the beach?! The beach is the best place. I'm going to a beach house tomorrow actually! ^__^ I'm going to enjoy that island life.

That thing in Vancouver isn't actually a real beach, though.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Finally. Most productive morning ever.

Spoiler

I just went on reddit instead.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

GAF was attacked by an DDOS btw

 

[Coldnoodle]

I fixed NeoGAF.

 

[Cake Boss]

Me trying to get into GAF

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I don't even go to the beach as much as I should. It's always there. Like Disneyland.

 

[zroid]

haven't had a morning that productive in years

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I blame Tabris

 

[dem]

7.5x7 for ROR

nearly all in signing bonuses
buyout proof contract

 

[Tabris]

That thing in Vancouver isn't actually a real beach, though.

Stop rubbing in your California beaches. Ours aren't so bad

I don't even go to the beach as much as I should. It's always there. Like Disneyland.

You're so crazy. If I had to live in LA, I would try my hardest to live in Manhattan Beach or at least Newport and hit the beach every weekend! That lack of density is gross though.

I blame Tabris

I told Dastardly I would post more in spite. Blame Dastardly!

 

[Syrinx]

So yeah, the Blackhawks resigned Desjardins.

Also Saad got his six-year contract.

 

[Yawnier]

7.5x7 for ROR

nearly all in signing bonuses
buyout proof contract

Sabres are going to be a team that will be a pain in the ass to the rest of the atlantic division sooner rather than later

 

[lamaroo]

7.5x7 for ROR

nearly all in signing bonuses
buyout proof contract

Jesus

 

[Fata1moose]

We're back! I missed you all. :lol The O'reilly contract, not our problem anymore.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

7.5x7 for ROR

nearly all in signing bonuses
buyout proof contract

Now that's a lot of moneh

Me Kave and Pikma survived by being on Twitter

 

[Pikma]

I'm not sure how I survived that downtime.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Saad AAV of $6M, apparently Hawks' offer topped out at $5M.

 

[Tabris]

That contract for ROR is absolutely insane. That's what 60 point seasons get you?

That's what Stamkos makes. That's less then the Sedins have ever made, and they have won back to back Art Ross trophies and Hart or Lindseys.

The $7m ceiling should only be reserved for point per game players. (ignoring D)

 

[DopeyFish]

Posting before I can't! Ahhhh

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Ahh I hope it stays like this. Please don't die GAF.

 

[cube444]

Maybe Rutherford can swing a deal for JVR. He already put Shanahan in a figure four leg lock and made his ass tap on Kessel.

No he didn't. Only the Pens were dumb enough to take Kessel for that long. Zero market for hot dog boy.

Your mom could have made that trade.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

7.5x7 for ROR

nearly all in signing bonuses
buyout proof contract

What a fucking joke

 

[Pikma]

GAF was attacked by an DDOS btw

People have too much fucking time in their hands

 

[Calamari41]

You're so crazy. If I had to live in LA, I would try my hardest to live in Manhattan Beach or at least Newport and hit the beach every weekend!

"At least" Newport. Nice troll attempt.

 

[aidan]

In another lol move, the Canucks have fired long-time (19 years) head trainer Mike Burnstein.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

So that's what doing work at work is like. I never want to experience that again.

 

[dem]

In other news, Chiarelli pinned McDavid down and forced him to sign a contract.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

DDOSing GAF before the 4th of July is a shitty thing to do

 

[Tabris]

"At least" Newport. Nice troll attempt.

Those are the 2 best beach spots, with Manhattan being ranked higher! Why wouldn't I aim for those!

 

[Calamari41]

Those are the 2 best beach spots, with Manhattan being ranked higher! Why wouldn't I aim for those!

Newport destroys Manhattan Beach. Unless you're into fifteen feet of sand.

Also, Huntington is "ranked" higher than both!

 

[lamaroo]

DDOSing GAF before the 4th of July is a shitty thing to do

Probably some reddit kid angry that the gaming subreddit is down.

 

[zroid]

No he didn't. Only the Pens were dumb enough to take Kessel for that long. Zero market for hot dog boy.

Your mom could have made that trade.

Hey Steve Simmons you can go back to lurking any time buddy

 

[calder]

Fucking Oilers so damn lucky GAF was fucked during their embarrassing display of McDavid knob slurping I tell ya what.

 

[Silver Arrows]

Fucking Oilers so damn lucky GAF was fucked during their embarrassing display of McDavid knob slurping I tell ya what.

get used to it, it'll be there until the end of time

 

[bonesmccoy]

Sabres are going to be a team that will be a pain in the ass to the rest of the atlantic division sooner rather than later

That's a terrifying contract. 1 million salary, and the rest is a signing bonus? God help Buffalo if ROR pulls a Mike Richards in 3-4 years.

 

[HadesGigas]

SN Hockey Insider Pierre LeBrun reports O'Reilly will make $1 million in salary every year with a $6.5 million signing bonus paid every July 1.

Wow that's even more signing bonus filled than the contracts Regier would come up with.

 

[dem]

Fucking Oilers so damn lucky GAF was fucked during their embarrassing display of McDavid knob slurping I tell ya what.

Oh what.. you mean this?

 

[Red_Man]

O'Rielly contract is absolutely ridiculous. Glad we stayed away from him if that's the cash it took to sign him.

 

[Pikma]

In other news, Chiarelli pinned McDavid down and forced him to sign a contract.

Is this his signature?

 

[Silver Arrows]

Oh what.. you mean this?

this is what we have to deal with for the next decade and a half

FUCK SPORTSNET

 

[Marvie_3]

So yeah, the Blackhawks resigned Desjardins.

$800k for 2 years. Awesome deal. Desjardins was a great pickup last year.

Saad AAV of $6M, apparently Hawks' offer topped out at $5M.

Hope that $1M is worth getting sent to Ohio!

 

[CreeperBlocks]

this is what we have to deal with for the next decade and a half

FUCK SPORTSNET

McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid McDavid Eichel McDavid McDavid McDavid. Welcome to the McDavid Sports Network McDavid McDavid.

 

[Yawnier]

That's a terrifying contract. 1 million salary, and the rest is a signing bonus? God help Buffalo if ROR pulls a Mike Richards in 3-4 years.

Their center depth (Eichel, Reinhart, O'Reilly, Girgs) is terrifying + young and it's going to be funny watch all of them skate circles around Bozak, and they have a deep prospect pool in being towards the tail-end of their rebuild. The leafs have just started to offload core players, but the sabres have already done so for 2 or 3 years now (Sekera, Regehr, Pominville, Vanek, Derek Roy, Chris Stewart).