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[Line_HTX]

I can't see it at the moment. Is he acting like a goofball as usual on commentary?

Pierre McGuire INSIDE THE POOL

 

[Silver Arrows]

In defense of Pierre, take him off the TV and he becomes less weird.

TSN 1040 has him on weekly, and he sounds much more natural and his knowledge on prospects and the greater NHL world comes alive.

 

[Calamari41]

I can't see it at the moment. Is he acting like a goofball as usual on commentary?

Pierre McGuire INSIDE THE POOL

They were making fun of him for working in hockey references every chance he could get

 

[Line_HTX]

I like how penalties are called ejections or exclusions.

 

[Yawnier]

Eugenie Bouchard is a god damn bum

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Pierre McGuire using Corey Perry and the Ducks as an analogy during this USA/Spain water polo match. My man.

Hi Calamari!!!

If y'all need a crew at a moments notice I have a spatula and am ready to spaz out on some fools.

and I have a very cute little clown car if you need someone to ride or die wit <3

 

[Quick]

Christ dude.

At some point, you have to just say "enough, no more, I won't be treated like this" and just hang up, shut up and refuse to talk to them. If they need to pin unwarranted blame on you to make themselves feel better, then that's awful.

Good people only zone+++

Or at least just Not Shitcunts.

There's a small chance that I'll see her on Labour Day weekend at some point since we're going to the same place, or I'm pretty sure she's going. I've made it a point to avoid her if I see her, but we'll see how that goes.

If y'all need a crew at a moments notice I have a spatula and am ready to spaz out on some fools.

Pierre McGuire using Corey Perry and the Ducks as an analogy during this USA/Spain water polo match. My man.

Oh, hi Mark Calamari.

 

[Holiday]

I'm thinking what they do is either do the Hull-era jerseys from the early 1990's, or they go for the 1984-85 ones in the image below as they give the most amount of change compared to the others.

Of course for the lulz we can go with this:

I only own one jersey, but I would buy one of these for real.

 

[shadowkat]

Canadian ladies getting it done. Men, step up your game.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Bloody oath.

The Aussie women kicked ass at Rugby.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Canadian ladies getting it done. Men, step up your game.

The Women's Swimming team is doing very well

 

[Calamari41]

Hi Calamari!!!

Oh, hi Mark Calamari.

Hello friends. Sorry I've been absent, the child arrived and my time has been taken up wiping poop and quelling screams. Associating with Kings fans has prepared me for those two activities, but not enough.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Hello friends. Sorry I've been absent, the child arrived and my time has been taken up wiping poop and quelling screams. Associating with Kings fans has prepared me for those two activities, but not enough.

I haven't been around much either. But I do graveyard shift nowadays, So now I'm online when you guys are!

Grats on the CalaChild!!

 

[Calamari41]

I haven't been around much either. But I do graveyard shift nowadays, So now I'm online when you guys are!

Grats on the CalaChild!!

Thanks! Another little head for beer to get dumped on at Staples

 

[shadowkat]

The Women's Swimming team is doing very well

Diving too, since we also just missed on a bronze.

 

[lamaroo]

Diving too, since we also just missed on a bronze.

That soccer team looking good too. Well, ignoring all of the possession and chances they give up when they're leading.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Thanks! Another little head for beer to get dumped on at Staples

But even right now, your son/daughter could probably name more active Kings players on the roster than most of the people at Staples.

 

[shadowkat]

That soccer team looking good too. Well, ignoring all of the possession and chances they give up when they're leading.

I haven't see a any of the soccer but I heard good things. Plus our rugby team of course.


Edit: Congrats Calamari!!! I hope it's not named Breckin Kale.....

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

In true Californian fashion, Calamari has decided to not vaccinate the child and is instead raising it on a paleo nut milk diet mixed with daily sessions of baby yoga while using organic free-trade carbon-neutral diapers.

 

[shadowkat]

In true Californian fashion, Calamari has decided to not vaccinate the child and is instead raising it on a paleo nut milk diet mixed with daily sessions of baby yoga while using organic free-trade carbon-neutral diapers.

Oh. So the name IS Breckin Kale. Sorry kid.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Congrats on the Babby Ducks Fan, Calamari

 

[Smiley90]

Congratz on the baby Kings fan, Calamari!

 

[lamaroo]

Congrats on the baby Raiders fan, Calamari!

 

[Quick]

Congrats on the Sharks fan, Calamari!

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Oh. So the name IS Breckin Kale. Sorry kid.

Oh no, the name is Brexit Harambe. The kid won't get the joke, but for now it's VERY funny.

 

[zroid]

NHL GAF's resident squid had a kid! Grats buddy! &#128513;&#128513;&#128513;

 

[Quick]

Oh no, the name is Brexit Harambe. The kid won't get the joke, but for now it's VERY funny.

#DicksOutForHarambe

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Congrats Calamari!

New Ducks fan!

Sorry I haven't been posting much. I just check the thread to see if Carlyle is really our coach

 

[Yawnier]

Oh no, the name is Brexit Harambe. The kid won't get the joke, but for now it's VERY funny.

Harambe

Also congrats on the babby squid, calamari.

 

[Quick]

Harambe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaqeBdoeStQ

 

[MultiJhonny]

Congrats on the anime loving Kings fan Calamari!

avatar quote

Spoiler

don't worry I do too

:lol

I actually like anime but for the most part it is shit

Watched Cyber City Oedo 808 this past weekend. It's the shit.

Anime was best in the economic bubble when random entrepreneurs just threw money at animators without caring about the end product and we got all kinds of rad, profane shit. That kind of anime is eternally awesome. But those days are long gone.

Spoiler

~uguu

Exactly. There is some great stuff but for the most part it is fucking horrid trash.

 

[Smiley90]

Tweet of the day:

Elizabeth Warren &#8207;@elizabethforma 2m2 minutes ago
.@realDonaldTrump makes death threats because he's a pathetic coward who can’t handle the fact that he’s losing to a girl.

 

[shadowkat]

Tweet of the day:

Elizabeth Warren &#8207;@elizabethforma 2m2 minutes ago
.@realDonaldTrump makes death threats because he's a pathetic coward who can’t handle the fact that he’s losing to a girl.

Lol

 

[Calamari41]

Thanks everyone! A Kings/Sharks/Raiders fan, though? Looks like I need to start researching military schools.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Congrats on the Rams fan!

 

[Stasis]

Tweet of the day:

Elizabeth Warren &#8207;@elizabethforma 2m2 minutes ago
.@realDonaldTrump makes death threats because he's a pathetic coward who can’t handle the fact that he’s losing to a girl.

Hahaha, she's awesome.

 

[Simon Belmont]

Hello friends. Sorry I've been absent, the child arrived and my time has been taken up wiping poop and quelling screams. Associating with Kings fans has prepared me for those two activities, but not enough.

Congrats! Only about eight more years until you have a personal beer-getter

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Sorry I haven't been posting much. I just check the thread to see if Carlyle is really our coach

I'd genuinely forgotten that this was the case.

Sigh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaqeBdoeStQ

https://youtu.be/FTBftExjXuU everyday

 

[CosmicQueso]

Just tell me where to ship it to Calamari

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

I'd genuinely forgotten that this was the case.

Sigh.

And we got Boudeau

Muahahaha

 

[Calamari41]

Just tell me where to ship it to Calamari

Live footage of CalaJunior:

 

[Line_HTX]

Big time congrats, Calamari! Be ready to wake up in the middle of the night randomly!

 

[MultiJhonny]

How fast do baby squid grow up?

Also will you allow your kid to read these threads? Or will you tell him bedtime stories of NHLgaf?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Congrats on Calamari42, 41!

 

[lamaroo]

How fast do baby squid grow up?

Also will you allow your kid to read these threads? Or will you tell him bedtime stories of NHLgaf?

After Hours bedtime stories

 

[Calamari41]

How fast do baby squid grow up?

Also will you allow your kid to read these threads? Or will you tell him bedtime stories of NHLgaf?

I'll be so ashamed if I find out he's posting in these threads.

 

[Socreges]

At least your baby boy wasn't born in Trump's America, Calamari.

He'll just have to be raised in it.

The first 8 years aren't the formidable ones, at least.

Congratulations!

 

[zroid]

Apparently Lake Erie Monsters are changing their name to Cleveland Monsters

LeBron made Cleveland sports cool again

 

[RC]

Congratulations on the new squidling Calamari!

 

[shadowkat]

Yay men's volleyball. Looking good so far.