I sat in my room and heavily contemplated this. I then visited a monk who offered to share the secrets of the universe with me, but I asked him instead this very question.
After an hour or so of learning real crazy monk shit, I decided to invade a children's party.
I stuck the logo of each team on the pin the tail on the donkey game and blindfolded myself, allowing my newfound monk powers to guide me. I stuck the pin out and walked towards the board to pin said tail on said donkey, and I was actually off the mark as I took my blindfold off and pinned the tail on some kid instead.
As I ran off, I thought to myself, "what would Marvie or Line say?"
"Something stupid," the monk who trained me said through his mystical, stereotypical way.
Now I'm here to answer the question that has been brewing in Dastardly's mind:
It's anyone's guess. There are certainly teams that may seem like a lock, but you've also got dark hose picks that could really make this season interesting.