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[Empyrean Heaven]

New Japan Rumble starting this off right away, crowd still filling in. Here we go!

Liger is #1!

 

[Xater]

Yeah, it's the preshow which includes the NJ Rumble, with the show proper starting at 3.

Still, the Rumble should be pretty fun.

Yeah I wanted to see the whole thing, so this is fine.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

DANIEL BRYAN?!?!??!!

 

[jred2k]

Wow. Daniel Bryan really does look terrible these days.

 

[ghostmind]

Well that got my attention.

 

[Hex]

Grow the beard back Bryan

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

FUJIWARA!!!!!!!!! 66 years old and he can STILL kick your ass.

 

[shwimpy]

how long is this show? still deciding whether to stay up or not.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

#3 is.....

Tiger Mask IV!

 

[KissVibes]

how long is this show? still deciding whether to stay up or not.

Eight hours.

 

[Roland_Gunner]

how long is this show? still deciding whether to stay up or not.

5 hours or so including the pre-show.

 

[Hex]

Stream is bad so far

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

#4 is....

CHEESEBURGER!!!!!

 

[Roland_Gunner]

Stream is bad so far

Great for me on IE.

 

[Aeternus Malum]

Cheeseburger made it!

 

[ghostmind]

All this talk of cheeseburger is making me hungry.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

#5 is....

Hiro Saito!!!!

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

#6 is...

YOSHI-HASHI!

Okay, I'll just edit this topic.

1. Liger
2. Fujiwara
3. Tiger Mask
4. Cheeseburger!
5. Hiro Saito
6. TACOS! (YOSHI-HASHI)
7. Mascara Dorada
8. Captain New Japan
9. Manabu Nakanishi
10. Yuji Nagata
11. Satoshi Kojima
12. Hiroyoshi Tenzan
13. Ryusuke Taguchi
14. Shiro Koshinaka
15. MOTHERFUCKING HAKU!!!!
16. The Great Kabuki
17. Kazushi Sakuraba
18. Jado

 

[ghostmind]

It's the Loose Explosion!

 

[Xater]

Finally something is happening when Mascara showed up. Before that it was just old men resting.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

English commentary is pretty lost so far.

Edit: Black and White? Is he joining Bullet Club?

 

[lupin23rd]

Yoshi Hashi in a ring with a bunch of 50 year olds and he still won't win.

 

[ghostmind]

Captain Tap Out

 

[Xater]

English commentary is pretty lost so far.

Yeah....

And Captain New Japan clearly played too much Danganronpa.

 

[jred2k]

English commentary is pretty lost so far.

After hearing Matt Striker last year, I'm sticking with Japanese commentary this year. Hearing them yell "CHEESEBURGER" has solidified that I've made the right decision.

 

[ghostmind]

After hearing Matt Striker last year, I'm sticking with Japanese commentary this year. Hearing them yell "CHEESEBURGER" has solidified that I've made the right decision.

Word.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

And Planet Nakanishi has entered orbit.

EDIT: Bye bye Tiger.

Bye Bye Burger!

Oh, he kicked out.

 

[ghostmind]

The Burger still lives!

 

[Xater]

The Burger still lives!

I wonder how long Cheeseburger will stay in this...

He is already longer in this than I expected.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Surprised Nakanishi is out, he was having issues with Tenzan and I thought it would lead into the Rumble.

 

[ghostmind]

Lol Tenzan

Oh great its funky weapon time...

Nobody in the ring likes Taguchi.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Please die, Taguchi.

 

[Hex]

I hate Taguchi

 

[Xater]

Taguchi beat down. I am into this.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Shiro Koshinaka! Awesome!

He and Taguchi to have an ass-off?

 

[jred2k]

How can one ring contain so much butt-based offense?

 

[Xater]

No longer into this.

 

[ghostmind]

Oh shit, its Haku!

 

[Anth0ny]

HAKU

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

HAKU!

EVERYONE. FUCKING RUN.

Edit: Also, totally called it.

 

[Archaix]

It's Meng! 999 yen already worth it.

 

[Ithil]

Everyone get out of the ring, quick.

 

[Hex]

HAKU

 

[miserable]

MENG!

 

[tm24]

I marked for Haku

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Great Kabuki is BACK!

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

I hope this PPV rekindles my somewhat falling out with wrestling. Yoshi Tatsu showing a lot of heart in his commentary.

Kabuki rockin the nun-chucks with ease!

 

[jred2k]

I hope this PPV rekindles my somewhat falling out with wrestling. Yoshi Tatsu showing a lot of heart in his commentary.

Kabuki rockin the nun-chucks with ease!

Wrestling isn't worth it. Just watch Chris Katan movies forever.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Tenzan eliminates Haku? The fuck?

Tenzan out, the double fuck?

I think Cheeseburger's going to win this guys!

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Holy shit, Sakuraba is still alive!