"Time for me to get the hell out of New Jersey?!"
No Jason.
"Time for my first injury free season?!"
No Vince.
"Time for my first season that doesn't end with me crying like a little bitch?!"
No Kobe.
"I got it! It's time for my 3rd straight scoring title!"
"...try again, Tracy"
"It's time for the NBA!! Retards!"
Season tip-offs Tuesday!
Houston @ Detroit 8:00pm -- TNT
Sacramento @ Dallas 8:30pm KTXA / CSN-Sacramento --
Denver @ L.A. Lakers 10:30pm -- TNT
80% of the league changed teams this off-season, do YOU know who's even on your team anymore?!