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But that suggests anyone gives a shit about TNA
Honestly I liked them once. It's far easier to blow the hate out of proportion than recognize what little they did.
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October Wrasslin' |OT| Running around in our underwear making ugly faces
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But that suggests anyone gives a shit about TNA
Honestly I liked them once. It's far easier to blow the hate out of proportion than recognize what little they did.
Friends, I am building an army.
Now just hold on, allow me to re-introduce Naked Snake:
slightconfuse
Banned
Had some real wacky dreams the past couple of nights.
Dream 1: I head over to my former PHD having MILF girlfriendishthing's house. I play wrestle with her dog. She gets really mad about it because she thought I was really fighting her 10 pound dog. Then she chilled out. Then my dog showed up, and now both of the dogs had fleas. In her bed were these weird bugs that had sea shells for bodies. We decided to go out to eat. She dressed up as WCW Liz. We head to a BBQ place and then we both kind of disappear from the dream. At a table is an older black guy who is telling a story about how how grandfather died while traveling via train. It happened in the Cayman Islands, where a girl at the table helpfully points out they only have one train and has never not been on time. It then cuts to a 70s detective movie with Ron Swanson as the detective, and Philip Seymour Hoffman as the coroner/priest with a dry sense of humor who constantly jiggles quarters in his pocket. The killer of a woman was able to disappear into the traffic/fog of 70s New York City.
Dream 2: Boned an old friend of mine. But as it turns out, the room is a press room for some kind of conference, just for the Indianapolis part. So I find in my room, Stang, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, and Ryan Stiles. I'm thinking, this is pretty dope. Hall and Nash have to go do their thing, which is walk around a local Meijer and tear shit up. They were wearing the black on white nWo shirts, which I just happened to have one of, too! So I was pretty excited to get those signed and stuff, but when I went outside, it was either dystopian future riots, or 50s Cuban revolution riots as far as the eye could see. I find a place to go piss where I think I won't get mugged or arrested. What I see is a dope meteor shower, where the meteors formed something like this:
Then I heard someone coming and got nervous. This guy walks out of the showers and pulls a knife. But it's MOTHER FUCKING OMAR LITTLE. He drops the knife and we hang out, talking about all the crazy shit going on.
This is what happens when I DON'T drink.
Dream 1: I head over to my former PHD having MILF girlfriendishthing's house. I play wrestle with her dog. She gets really mad about it because she thought I was really fighting her 10 pound dog. Then she chilled out. Then my dog showed up, and now both of the dogs had fleas. In her bed were these weird bugs that had sea shells for bodies. We decided to go out to eat. She dressed up as WCW Liz. We head to a BBQ place and then we both kind of disappear from the dream. At a table is an older black guy who is telling a story about how how grandfather died while traveling via train. It happened in the Cayman Islands, where a girl at the table helpfully points out they only have one train and has never not been on time. It then cuts to a 70s detective movie with Ron Swanson as the detective, and Philip Seymour Hoffman as the coroner/priest with a dry sense of humor who constantly jiggles quarters in his pocket. The killer of a woman was able to disappear into the traffic/fog of 70s New York City.
Dream 2: Boned an old friend of mine. But as it turns out, the room is a press room for some kind of conference, just for the Indianapolis part. So I find in my room, Stang, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, and Ryan Stiles. I'm thinking, this is pretty dope. Hall and Nash have to go do their thing, which is walk around a local Meijer and tear shit up. They were wearing the black on white nWo shirts, which I just happened to have one of, too! So I was pretty excited to get those signed and stuff, but when I went outside, it was either dystopian future riots, or 50s Cuban revolution riots as far as the eye could see. I find a place to go piss where I think I won't get mugged or arrested. What I see is a dope meteor shower, where the meteors formed something like this:
Then I heard someone coming and got nervous. This guy walks out of the showers and pulls a knife. But it's MOTHER FUCKING OMAR LITTLE. He drops the knife and we hang out, talking about all the crazy shit going on.
This is what happens when I DON'T drink.
British Monsoon
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01. Intercontinental Title: Randy Savage (c) vs Ricky Steamboat (WM3)
02. The Steiner Brothers vs The Headsrinkers (WM9)
03. Chris Jericho vs Christian (WM20)
04. Randy Orton vs CM Punk (WM27)
05. Submission Match: Steve Austin vs Bret Hart (WM13)
06. WWF Tag Team Title TLC Match: Hardy Boyz (c) vs Dudley Boys vs Edge & Christiam (WM17)
07. Retirement Match: Randy Savage vs The Ultimate Warrior (WM4)
08. Career vs Streak: The Undertaker vs HBK (WM25)
09. WWE World Heayweight Title: Kurt Angle (c) vs Brock Lesnar (WM19)
10. WWF World Heavyweight Title: Hulk Hogan (c) vs Andre the Giant (WM3)
Drinking or smoking a bunch prevents a person from going into REM where most dreaming happens. Or something like that. I haven't remembered a dream for many a year.
Drinking hasn't stopped me from having weird ass dreams. But I haven't drank for the past few days and had a couple of extra weird dreams.
Nerdkiller
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JAYESUS, Stro. Even my crazy dreams aren't that crazy.
Singularity42
Member
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
Member
That's what you get for being an outrageous infidel, Stro.
LEGITSHOOK.COM PRESENTS
WCW MONDAY NITRO 9/23/96
God, such a shitty show. If you can't tell by the matches, this is the episode where the nWo took over the whole second hour and it was garbage. The first out was garbage. Then the nWo took over, introduced VIRGIL and Kyle Petty, and took away all the coolness of any of them except for Hall by completely over exposing them for an hour instead of 20 minutes. Giant did all of the ring announcing and could not have been more annoying and grating. I'd rather watch 3 hours of Konnan with Michael Hayes on commentary than listen to another hour of fucking Big Show screaming and fucking up all of the ring announcements, while thinking he's being hilarious. And then acting like Ric Flair. While dressed like a 90s asshole. Just awful.
I know. Instead, I get Mayan/Aztec style bird made out of meteors.
WCW MONDAY NITRO 9/23/96
- Brad Armstrong/Juventud Guerrera vs Taskmaster/Konnan
- Mike Enos vs Chris Jericho
- Pat Tanaka vs Glacier
- Public Enemy vs Harlem Heat WCW Tag Team Championships
- Greg Valentine vs Randy Savage
- Jim Powers vs VK Wallstreet
- Jim DOOGUN vs Ron Studd
- Jim DOOGUN vs Syxx
- nWo Sting vs Bo Ledux
- High Voltage vs The Amazing French Canadians
- High Voltage vs The Outsiders
God, such a shitty show. If you can't tell by the matches, this is the episode where the nWo took over the whole second hour and it was garbage. The first out was garbage. Then the nWo took over, introduced VIRGIL and Kyle Petty, and took away all the coolness of any of them except for Hall by completely over exposing them for an hour instead of 20 minutes. Giant did all of the ring announcing and could not have been more annoying and grating. I'd rather watch 3 hours of Konnan with Michael Hayes on commentary than listen to another hour of fucking Big Show screaming and fucking up all of the ring announcements, while thinking he's being hilarious. And then acting like Ric Flair. While dressed like a 90s asshole. Just awful.
I know. Instead, I get Mayan/Aztec style bird made out of meteors.
Dark Match - The Rock vs John Cena (WM28)
1 - Daniel Bryan vs Triple H (WM30)
2 - Bret "The Hitman" Hart vs Owen Hart (WM10)
3 - WWF Tag Team Title TLC Match: Hardy Boyz (c) vs Dudley Boys vs Edge & Christiam (WM17)
4 - Submission Match: Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Bret "The Hitman" Hart (WM13)
5 - Hulk Hogan vs The Rock (WM18)
6 - Shawn Michaels vs "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair (WM24)
7 - WWE Intercontinental Title: Macho Man Randy Savage (c) vs Rocky "The Dragon" Steamboat (WM3)
8 - Hulk Hogan vs Andre The Giant (WM3)
9 - The Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels (WM25)
10- WWE World Heavyweight Title Iron Man Match: Shawn Michaels vs Bret "The Hitman" Hart (WM12)
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Goblet squats, brah. You could use some.
Singularity42
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sonikokaruto
Banned
oh dear it suddenly got hot in here
TNA is the villain in a slasher flick. Just when you think it's gone, a hand reaches out from the grave. No point acting like TNA is dead until they are off the air without a back up TV deal.
lovely ladies
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Rafa's gonna be sad looking at those photos.
Even then, they'll produce from a shoestring budget and torrent every episode till they get another TV deal.
Like Jason Voorhees waiting at the bottom of the lake for someone to come along and have sex in the abandoned camp grounds and resurrect him.
Sweeney Tom
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Several members of the roster who have had contracts recently expire or are expiring soon have been trying to contact people at the Nashville HQ to find out what's up, but are not having their calls returned. Apparently they're on the "we'll offer you new contracts when we have a secure TV deal" stage. Several names were paid per-appearance for the last set of tapings, others (like Samoa Joe and Mike Tenay) are up at year's end and are basically in limbo.
The end of the tnation appears near
The end of the tnation appears near
Now add the match time together and see how many hours they've wrestled each other on PPV.
Some news on the next NXT special:
It would great if they did the pay per view in a smaller venue around the WrestleMania area. The problem would be they would have to do it on a Friday to make it work.
Though imagine on WrestleMania weekend having a NXT pay per view and possible taping as well as WrestleMania and the Raw after.
It would great if they did the pay per view in a smaller venue around the WrestleMania area. The problem would be they would have to do it on a Friday to make it work.
Though imagine on WrestleMania weekend having a NXT pay per view and possible taping as well as WrestleMania and the Raw after.
slightconfuse
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NXT should Run the PWG zone in receda
Oooh. Live NXT event on Friday night and a taping on Saturday afternoon before the HOF? That would put a major dent in the audience for Ring of Honor and other promotions that weekend.
Especially if they continue the trend of signing indie and Japanese stars.
bitesnintendog
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Only using each man and title once.
Daniel Bryan V HHH
Randy Savage V Ricky Steamboat for the IC title
Cody Rhodes V Rey Mysterio
Chris Jericho V Shawn Michaels
Kane V Raven V Big Show Hardcore Title Match
Undertaker V CM Punk
Steve Austin V Bret Hart Submission Match
Edge and Christian V The Hardys V The Dudleys TLC for the Tag Team title
Rock V Hogan
Kurt Angle V Brock Lesnar for the WWE title
HOMEBOY OVER HERE
Banned
has vince ever publicly talked about owen's death or made a dvd about it?
god vince has ruined so many people's lives just for money and tv
god vince has ruined so many people's lives just for money and tv
BeatnikGunsoo
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If WWE is deadset on Cesaro having sirens in his theme they should give him Scott Steiner's theme
"Holla' if ya hear me"
"Holla' if ya hear me"
British Monsoon
Member
No Benoit vs HHH vs Michaels?
Owen's wife won't allow it unfortunately.
Paracelsus
Member
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xMYkenMzS94#t=386
I had never paid really any attention to this, but arguably two of the top three stars of all time both had amongst their main catchphrases ass and sticking things up the ass.
I had never paid really any attention to this, but arguably two of the top three stars of all time both had amongst their main catchphrases ass and sticking things up the ass.
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
That Veronica Lane is one sweet piece of ace.
The Rock vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin - WWF Championship (Wrestlemania 17)
Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior (Wrestlemania 6)
Batista vs. John Cena (Wrestlemania 26)
Shawn Michaels vs. Undertaker (Wrestlemania 25)
Triple H vs. Daniel Bryan (Wrestlemania 30)
The Hardys vs. The Dudley Boyz vs. Edge and Christian TLC II - (Wrestlemania 17)
Ricky Steamboat vs. Randy Savage (Wrestlemania 3)
Bret Hart vs. Owen Hart (Wrestlemania 10)
Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle (Wrestlemania 20)
Vince McMahon vs. Shane McMahon (Wrestlemania 17)
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho (Wrestlemania 28)
Didn't bother about titles. Only used the wrestlers once.
I don't recall agreeing to this.
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British Monsoon
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I can tell Terry's in awe.
Also, ZSJ rules;
Also, ZSJ rules;
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Professor Beef
Banned
Anyone who sports a Wargames avatar is clearly a Konnan fan.
Serpentine
Banned
how did we have NWO month in October instead of having NWOvember
damn bryan can't even make fake cards
1. Big Show and Kane, Santino Marella, and Kofi Kingston vs. The Corre (Wade Barrett, Ezekiel Jackson, Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel) (Wrestlemania 27)
2. The ECW Originals (Rob Van Dam, Tommy Dreamer, Sabu and The Sandman) vs. The New Breed (Elijah Burke, Marcus Cor Von, Matt Striker and Kevin Thorn) (Wrestlemania 23)
3. Too Cool (Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty) vs. The World's Greatest Tag Team (Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin) vs. The Basham Brothers (Danny and Doug), vs. The APA (Bradshaw and Faarooq) (Wrestlemania 20)
4. Edge and Christian vs. The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley) vs. The Hardy Boyz (Matt and Jeff Hardy) (Wrestlemania 2000)
5. Hardcore Battle Royal (Wrestlemania 2000)
6. Hulk Hogan vs. Yokozuna (Wrestlemania 9)
7. "Miss WrestleMania" 25-Diva battle royal (Wrestlemania 25)
Wrestlemania paydays for everyone!!
Edit: Shit, some people pulling double duty. Oh well!
I can tell Terry's in awe.
Also, ZSJ rules;
I never understood the wrestling logic of the first part of this sequence: where Wrassler A has his legs around the torso of Wrassler B, facing the ground, and moves up/down and then something happens. Just like in this clip, in WWE too, you'd get a Rey Mysterio or Sin Cara purposely jumping into that position of Wrassler A, and usually the Wrassler A gains an advantage from this move due to Wrestling Logic.
I never could suspend disbelief to where I'd not think "that other guy should just slam the tiny motherfucker into the ground face first".
I think the wrestling logic of it is supposed to be that Wrestler A is going for some weird version of a sunset flip?
bitesnintendog
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Already used HHH and Michaels. Its one of my favorite Mania matches though.