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[Zapages]

I just tried live stream...

Cablevision is not allowing it or something??? I am in NJ.

Is there any way around it??? Area code/region...

 

[Gamer @ Heart]

TELL ME!

 

[woodchuck]

what happened? i went to the bathroom

 

[giga]

What happened Did she trip?

her clothes tore and fell off

 

[pollo]

Romania =/. Remember when Kerri Strug fucking owned them? U S A!

 

[Keylime]

her clothes tore and fell off

To be fair...it was more of a wardrobe malfunction.

 

[Hootie]

her clothes tore and fell off

And then she sensually kissed her smoking hot teammate.

 

[scorcho]

kath and kim looks like a cheap copy of arrested development.

 

[MIMIC]

I told my dad to switch the channel to judge the girl's age for himself.

"She's a baby!" :lol

 

[SolidSnakex]

kath and kim looks like a cheap copy of arrested development.

It's more of a cheap copy of the Austrlian show that goes by the same name.

 

[Gamer @ Heart]

And then she sensually kissed her smoking hot teammate.

lol

 

[Hootie]

kath and kim looks like a cheap copy of arrested development.

"lulz if i wak out dis door u wont see me agan"

"wut its glass lol"

"why dun you gotz to be so smurt?"

Ugh.

 

[Kifimbo]

I always thought gymnastic was boring. But the fact that these girls look like pre-teens make it worse. And the fact that they probably trained many hours a day 360 every year since they are 5 makes me sick.

 

[Gamer @ Heart]

So what happened to the chinese child?

 

[Hootie]

I always thought gymnastic was boring. But the fact that these girls look like pre-teens make it worse. And the fact that they probably trained many hours a day 360 every year since they are 5 makes me sick.

At least the Chinese team has been fed a very well balanced diet of dog meat over those years!

 

[Keylime]

So what happened to the chinese child?

The chinese president cast her into a pit of fire for her lack of perfection.

 

[scorcho]

was she reciting her ABC's at the chalk bowl?

 

[Gamer @ Heart]

I always thought gymnastic was boring. But the fact that these girls look like pre-teens make it worse. And the fact that they probably trained many hours a day 360 every year since they are 5 makes me sick.

The chinese training program is fucking insane i heard. Gymnastic is their life. From the earliest age they find eligable girls and boys.

 

[woodchuck]

kath and kim looks like a cheap copy of arrested development.

wayne jarvis deserves better

 

[fistfulofmetal]

Shawn Johnson in 13 minutes, guys!

 

[SolidSnakex]

The IOC is able to lockdown on performance enhancing drugs but they can't make sure that people are of age?

 

[MIMIC]

Commentator: "Her psyche-up routine."

SHE WAS PRAYING! :lol wtf

 

[Keylime]

These Chinese girls are definitely younger than 16, I'd place them at 10.

What makes it obvious is that all their gear are packed in Hannah Montana gym bags.

 

[woodchuck]

The IOC is able to lockdown on performance enhancing drugs but they can't make sure that people are of age?

but how can they find out? their birth certificates are probably out of whack too

 

[fistfulofmetal]

The IOC is able to lockdown on performance enhancing drugs but they can't make sure that people are of age?

Well there isn't really a piss test for age.

 

[pollo]

mmmm chinese gymnasts...

 

[Gamer @ Heart]

The IOC is able to lockdown on performance enhancing drugs but they can't make sure that people are of age?

The government provides "proof" with paperwork, so there isnt much they can do.

 

[Hootie]

Well there isn't really a piss test for age.

Can't you x-ray their hands or something to find out age?

mmmm chinese gymnasts...

hansentakeaseat.jpg

 

[woodchuck]

mmmm chinese gymnasts...

uhhhhhhhh

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

Jesus Christ, it really hits you how young they look when they're around each other giving each other high 5s...

 

[Nabs]

these girls must be 11 yrs old

 

[fistfulofmetal]

uhhhhhhhh

Don't worry, he's a cop.

 

[MIMIC]

Can't you x-ray their hands or something to find out age?

Chop their arms off and count the rings inside

 

[DancingJesus]

You guys are creeping the fuck out of me. And you said Bush was bad...

 

[typhonsentra]

mmmm chinese gymnasts...

 

[Keylime]

mmmm chinese gymnasts...

"Do I make you horny? Do I?"

 

[SolidSnakex]

but how can they find out? their birth certificates are probably out of whack too

If the IOC isn't able to make sure that they're the correct age then it's only a matter of time before other countries to start doing the same thing. Especially since China is seen as the gold medal favorites for gymnastics.

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

No, she isn't. Sorry. No. Unless they are doing some kind of hormone therapy. My sister recently turned 18, and yes, it's 18-24 months of change there during a potentially critical time, but just no.

Is your sister Chinese?

Asian people always look younger than they actually are. Whenever I go to Taiwan and see the high school kids there, they look like they're 12, no exaggeration.

I look pretty young myself, which doesn't seem as common for ABCs for some reason. I'm in medical school but some people think I can pass as a high school kid.

 

[Zapages]

does anyone here have good zip code/ cable provider that works...

Because Cablevision in NJ sucks right now...

I was hoping to watch Pakistan tonight...

 

[Y2Kev]

So do what the Karoylis have suggested...ditch the age requirement. You obviously aren't going to stop exploitation of young girls this way (uhhh China). Might as well make it an open competition and acknowledge that some girls are younger.

 

[Desi]

her head is huge

 

[Kifimbo]

I don't know about the American broadcast, but I also hate the fact that commentators (in Canada) are avoiding the age issue. It's so hypocrite, you just konw everyone watching is thinking the same thing, yet these people are describing the event like everything is alright.

 

[Hootie]

I don't know about the American broadcast, but I also hate the fact that commentators (in Canada) are avoiding the age issue.

That's pretty much all the US commentators are talking about. :lol

 

[Formless]

These Chinese girls are definitely younger than 16, I'd place them at 10.

What makes it obvious is that all their gear are packed in Hannah Montana gym bags.

Seriously? I'd like pics

 

[fistfulofmetal]

Yep, 16. No doubt about it.

 

[woodchuck]

If the IOC isn't able to make sure that they're the correct age then it's only a matter of time before other countries to start doing the same thing. Especially since China is seen as the gold medal favorites for gymnastics.

i bet a bunch of other countries do the same thing too already

there really isn't any realistic way to confirm they're the same age

 

[Hootie]

OWNED SHE FELL LOLOLOLOL

The baby is gonna cry now.

 

[NetMapel]

Ouuuuuccchhh................. she was doing so well before :O She's crying now

 

[DancingJesus]

OH SNAP!

Fell on her ass. GO USA!

 

[Hootie]

....hmm, I think I just heard a gunshot.

Oh man she really is crying :lol