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[eznark]

I'm just joking.

I know full well what kind of pitcher he is. He hasn't had a start in about twenty days and come and gives us a nice 3H/1ER outing. He has had only one implosion game to my knowledge.

Just having a few beers and cool to see him have a good outing. He is a 26 year old journeyman who will eventually find a place in someones pen.

MLBN had a good breakdown of his struggles with his mechanics today. He is leaning forward and not kicking his leg high enough, basically he is pitching lazy.

 

[Y2Kev]

Lambtron, when will you divorce waifu? This is pathetic. 1 hr?

 

[beast786]

Why is Alex Rios ever in the line up? Fuck.

Where is Dunn?

Is he hurt?

 

[Sanjuro]

Aceves with the 3+ inning save. Nice fucking win.

 

[Y2Kev]

Wow pathetic.

Time for the M&M boys to be put out to pasture and replaced with Nick Punto and...whatever his name is Tolbert. Rene. Or Celine. Celine Tolbert.

 

[The_Inquisitor]

Good shit Rangers.

Magic number is down to 32.

 

[weekend_warrior]

I wish we could play the Twins all the time.

 

[Sanjuro]

Good shit Rangers.

Magic number is down to 32.

Random question, when is Young's contract up?

 

[Y2Kev]

I wish we could the Twins all the time.

Accidentally the whole Twins.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Accidentally the whole Twins.

dammit.

 

[The_Inquisitor]

Random question, when is Young's contract up?

That's a damn good question. Honestly I do not know. However the way he is playing this season, and the fact we played him almost EVERY fucking game, I don't see us trading him anytime soon.

 

[Windu]

2013

Michael Young inf
5 years/$80M (2009-13)
5 years/$80M (2009-13)
signed extension with Texas 3/07, with Rangers exercising $5M 2008 club option as part of the deal
09-13:$16M annually (total of $15M deferred)
no-trade protection 2007-09, limited no-trade protection from 2010 to May, 2011 (submits list of 8 clubs to which he'd accept trade), before receiving 10-and-5 rights in May, 2011 (current list of 8 includes Colorado, Houston, LA Angels, LA Dodgers, Minnesota, NY Yankees, St. Louis, San Diego)
award bonuses: $50,000 for All Star selection; $25,000 for Gold Glove
4 years/$10.5M (2004-07), plus 2008 club option
signed extension with Texas 4/04, replacing 1 year/$0.45M deal signed 3/04
04:$1M, 05:$2.5M, 06:$3M, 07:$3.5M, 08:$4M club option ($0.5M buyout)
2008 option increased to $5M based on performance
award bonus: $50,000 for All Star selection
1 year/$0.415M (2003)
1 year/$0.25M (2002)
agent: Dan Lozano
ML service: 9.134

 

[Fenix]

Incoming no-no.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Sox are Dunn.

 

[bluemax]

Wow pathetic.

Time for the M&M boys to be put out to pasture and replaced with Nick Punto and...whatever his name is Tolbert. Rene. Or Celine. Celine Tolbert.

I think you mean Pouffle, my favorite Pokemon, er Twins player.

 

[Square Triangle]

Brandon Inge will be back in the line up tomorrow. Fuck.

 

[eznark]

More like LOLfrey

 

[beast786]

Brandon Inge will be back in the line up tomorrow. Fuck.

:/

So who is he replacing?

 

[Square Triangle]

:/

So who is he replacing?

Dirks is getting sent down.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

lol did you guys see the video of the minor league pitcher who knocked himself out sliding home head first?

 

[The_Inquisitor]

lol did you guys see the video of the minor league pitcher who knocked himself out sliding home head first?

One of the saddest

Spoiler

pathetic

things I have ever seen.

 

[cashman]

2013

Michael Young inf
5 years/$80M (2009-13)
5 years/$80M (2009-13)
signed extension with Texas 3/07, with Rangers exercising $5M 2008 club option as part of the deal
09-13:$16M annually (total of $15M deferred)
no-trade protection 2007-09, limited no-trade protection from 2010 to May, 2011 (submits list of 8 clubs to which he'd accept trade), before receiving 10-and-5 rights in May, 2011 (current list of 8 includes Colorado, Houston, LA Angels, LA Dodgers, Minnesota, NY Yankees, St. Louis, San Diego)
award bonuses: $50,000 for All Star selection; $25,000 for Gold Glove
4 years/$10.5M (2004-07), plus 2008 club option
signed extension with Texas 4/04, replacing 1 year/$0.45M deal signed 3/04
04:$1M, 05:$2.5M, 06:$3M, 07:$3.5M, 08:$4M club option ($0.5M buyout)
2008 option increased to $5M based on performance
award bonus: $50,000 for All Star selection
1 year/$0.415M (2003)
1 year/$0.25M (2002)
agent: Dan Lozano
ML service: 9.134

So that gives them the option of moving Ian kinsler to that DH/utility Infield role when profar gets called up. That or leave him at second and have profar at short when andrus becomes a Yankee.

 

[Windu]

 

[The Frankman]

Joe West is a fat fuck.

 

[ToxicAdam]

One of the saddest

Spoiler

pathetic

things I have ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BNjd9Hhrg&feature=player_embedded

 

[beast786]

Dirks is getting sent down.

Thank you sir for the info.

 

[eznark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BNjd9Hhrg&feature=player_embedded

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[darkside31337]

Lambtron, when will you divorce waifu? This is pathetic. 1 hr?

List of prolific sluggers with more homers than Mauer on the season:

Jeff Mathis
Juan Pierre
Cliff Lee
Drew Butera
Millton Bradley

In Mauer's defense he's only gotten 265 AB's on the season thus far. Give him another 250 or so before he gets another.

 

[Windu]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

x 100

edit: after watching it about 5 more times.


x 1,000,000,000

 

[ConradCervantes]

This game is fun

Spoiler

ny.

 

[The_Inquisitor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BNjd9Hhrg&feature=player_embedded

Watching it again, lumbering is absolutely the correct description.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BNjd9Hhrg&feature=player_embedded

damn that sucks lol

 

[ConradCervantes]

Hahahahaha

 

[cashman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BNjd9Hhrg&feature=player_embedded

hahahahahahah I feel kinda bad for laughing at that.

 

[Sharp]

...Intentionally walking Jesus Flores to get to fucking Ian Desmond. Like he's a god damn pitcher.

 

[sazabirules]

I thought Desmond would strikeout looking. Good for him.

 

[yankeehater]

Madson has nothing tonight. I dont see any hope of them even getting out of this inning.

 

[Sharp]

Yes there is your pride Desmond

 

[Mr. Enigma]

PSYMADSON

 

[deejay8595]

BS..........................

 

[Sharp]

lolPhillies.

Zimmerman is dat man

 

[sazabirules]

They didn't give up after one bad inning. What a way to come back and win the game.

 

[JABEE]

Damn.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

BRAVES NOW ONLY 7.5 BACK

believe.

 

[Sharp]

Damn.

It's okay, you got beaten by the best

 

[Mr. Enigma]

How the shit did Zimmerman even hit that? Gameday made it seem in on his hands.

 

[Sharp]

How the shit did Zimmerman even hit that? Gameday made it seem in on his hands.

Because he is Ryan fucking Zimmerman, that's why. Also Madson is a pussy.

 

[JABEE]

It's okay, you got beaten by the best

Zimmerman is a great 3rd Baseman. He seems to do this every year.

 

[Malo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8BNjd9Hhrg&feature=player_embedded

What a slide!
:lol :lol

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

MLB Network is funny. They ran the grand slam at bat on a 7 minutes late and the score scrolled by a couple pitches before he hit the granny.