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Official Kentucky Derby Thread

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Cubsfan23

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Who will be watching this tomorrow? Derby is the best party in the world, even Michael Jordan will be there! (side note, he was at the Caesar's that I went to tonight :) Steinbrenner's horse, Bellamy Road, is the favorite.


1. Sort It Out 50-1
2. Andromeda's Hero 50-1
3. Sun King 15-1
4. Noble Causeway 12-1
5. Coin Silver 20-1
6. High Limit 12-1
7. Flower Alley 20-1
8. Greater Good 20-1
9. Greeley's Galaxy 15-1 My pick
10. Giacomo 50-1
11. High Fly 8-1
12. Afleet Alex 9-2
13. Spanish Chestnut 100-1
14. Wilko 20-1
15. Bandini 6-1
16. Bellamy Road 5-2
17. Don't Get Mad 30-1
18. Closing Argument 30-1
19. Going Wild 50-1
20. Buzzards Bay 20-1
 

themadcowtipper

Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
Should be a good race, the track will be great. I like Afleet Alex, good story behind it, probaly wont win though.
 
a guy i went to high school with got the mount on afleet alex.

i don't watch horse racing but i'll be tuning in to watch him whip the shit out of that mother to a victory.

my town is totally immersed by this; signs everywhere, even hanging off people's porches -- "GOOD LUCK JEREMY ROSE!"

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My mom wanted a printout of the horses in the Derby. As I've done for the last few years, I added in a few fake names to see if they particularly stuck out from the real horse names. This year's were

Cathode Ray Stantz
Mr. Angry Face
French Movie Theme
 

FnordChan

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"A radio news bulletin says the National Guard is massacring students at Kent State and Nixon is still bombing Cambodia. The journalist is driving, ignoring his passenger who is now nearly naked after taking off most of his clothing, which he holds out the window, trying to wind-wash the Mace out of it. His eyes are bright red and his face and chest are soaked with the beer he's been using to rinse the awful chemical off his flesh. The front of his woolen trousers is soaked with vomit; his body is racked with fits of coughing and wild choking sobs. The journalist rams the big car through traffic and into a spot in front of the terminal, then he reaches over to open the door on the passenger's side and shoves the Englishman out, snarling: "Bug off, you worthless faggot! You twisted pigfucker! [Crazed laughter.] If I weren't sick I'd kick your ass all the way to Bowling Green you scumsucking foreign geek. Mace is too good for you ... We can do without your kind in Kentucky."

Hunter S. Thompson, from "The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent And Depraved"

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themadcowtipper

Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
For those who dosent know the story behind Afleet Alex, ever race the horse places in the owner writes a check to http://www.alexslemonade.com.

I never heard about the little girl, great story.




Oh they showed Kid Rock interview on espn earlier., he just replaced the Joe Namath drunk SNF interview. . Rock was drunk as shit singing to the lady interviewing him, asking her if she wanted to have sex.
 
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