When I was playing DM my gf was watching some home reno show on HGTV. I had the ball and it was third and whatever and she starts asking me to look at this stupid fucking tile the couple on TV had on the floor. "Wow look at that tile, it's nice. Did you look? Are you looking? Did you see it?" I threw the pick 6 to his LB on that play. Stupid fucking tile and HGTV.
lol I know that feel.
I constantly blame my wife for shitty picks I throw when she's in the general vicinity.